Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Hectic Heckler]

I did not see this Twitter account hijacking mini arc coming...

 

[DogZero]

I don’t even fully remember but basically the show was really garbage, like unironically every 4 minutes or so was a paypiggy interruption, very boring coverage of very boring cows like Nick and beardson and other groyper faggots, warski was pausing every 2 seconds (instead of every 7 like now), warski was always drunk and high and really fucking annoying, PPP didn’t even care about any of the shit he was talking about and also just smoking weed and phoning it in

And this all culminated in everyone, including kiwifarms turning agaisnt them, ashton tried to fire Andy and replace them with his discord loser friends like godwinson and perspic, everyone hated them way more then Andy, so PPP and Andy made up for the sake of the grift and played PPP’s major snakening off as a joke, then daddy metokur did a stream with them to judge them.

Long story short metokur was extremely kind and giving them the most softball questions and at the end GOD and LORD Jim said to chyat that the casino boys are good boys and we should forgive them, and the kino goys did.

The “I’m so cold daddy jim” is from when Jim confronted PPP on turning ultra grifter (PPP got famous by seething at sektur people for taking donations (let alone begging like he does) ) and PPP said his family exiled jim to a Canadian tundra cabin and he was so cold and depressed and made a vow that he’d do anything to never feel the chill of winter again and thus he had to become a grifter.

to be clear, the other major thing that pressured jim to go on and school them was that, after PPP and Godwinson botched the flamenco interview, and then the writers room coup failed, PPP whined about godwinson on stream and dropped his supposed real name, Adam edge, and accused him of working for a liberal politician at some point and photoshopping pictures for some political bullshit.

PPP later said it was a mistake/ thought adam was already doxxed. My understanding is this claim, that he doxxed Godwinson, during a time when Godwinson was significantly more respected, was the last straw that forced the come to jesus stream with jim. Also I agree, its undeniable the stream was a softball by jim, but then again is it really his job to be the policeman of the sektur? If it was truly a problem the audience should have left, but they haven't because of lack of competition.

Furthermore, the exact details of the writers room coup are unclear. If you believe the writers room, ppp had been whining about warski to them for months, and wanting him replaced. PPP allegedly only changed his tune later after the trial stream with Persip bombed. Persip claims it only bombed because they didnt use the plethora of prepared material he made for it, to the point he has suggested at least once that PPP purposely sabotaged the stream so the audience would hate persip and let warski come back, which if you are paying attention contradicts the idea PPP wanted to get rid of warski for awhile. Also then why do the persip stream at all honestly?? There's a lot of opposing claims in the narrative. Personally I think its impossible PPP wasn't trying to get rid of warski at one point at least, since idk why else the Persip test stream would have happened, but the idea it was a long term plot he suddenly reversed on??? idk. The intrigue is fun to me but none of this matters anymore especially cus the writers room entirely failed to make a competing product.

 

[Tablet County]

Persip claims it only bombed because they didnt use the plethora of prepared material he made for it.

The problem with this narrative is that Persip sucks and no amount of prepared material could make him not suck.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

When Andy and PPP were living together and doing streams they were in the US, an hour or so away from Vegas. Unless I misunderstood.
That's kinda wild. Everyone thought they were in Canada.
And also, Andy accidentally showed off PPP's girlfriend on cam on Discord. She's very short and fat.
PPP is very protective of him even having a girlfriend. I suppose for opsec.

 

[Cringestorian X]

The Vegas stories are kinda wild if those are true and Ashton has a secret gf, whoaaa buddy.

 

[DogZero]

The problem with this narrative is that Persip sucks and no amount of prepared material could make him not suck.

exactly. Every single stream he has done since this moment has basically proved that regardless of what happened in his trial stream, he never could have carried the show. His streams are snooze fest even when he calls in all the favors to keep Godwinson and squire on. So it is a moot point in a practical sense.

Ashton has a secret gf

To be fair, this has been a rumor for a while. It also would not be unprecedented after the secret order of the nine angles e-gf he had during the surfer saga. The vegas shit this is the first time I have ever heard. However we know they have met up with psychogungir and others... and usually when its brought up ppp offers that they have done degen shit as a concession, usually in the context of just drinking a lot but who knows, maybe its a tell?

When Andy and PPP were living together and doing streams they were in the US, an hour or so away from Vegas. Unless I misunderstood.
That's kinda wild. Everyone thought they were in Canada.

Did kyler say that later in the stream? I doubt this because they did the super show at that same location, and didn't it get found? This would however explain why it seemed like they moved out after less than a year and lived apart again, most thought it was primarily cus warski was moving Liana in, but if they were really in vegas it might have just been party fatigue.

 

[BigPeanut]

PPP purposely sabotaged the stream so the audience would hate persip and let warski come back, which if you are paying attention contradicts the idea PPP wanted to get rid of warski for awhile.

I think your post is overall amazing and added all the shit I forgot, but this conspiracy is retarded and gay. PPP first tried to snake him with godwinson and it failed and all the paypigs left with warski, then he tried perspic and failed even harder and he made pretty much no money and came begging back for warski.

Though internet discourse was against Andy and on PPP’s side, all the paypiggies are Andy’s little discord butt buddies and they abandoned PPP’s fat ass when he fired andy. PPP no doubt came crawling back to Andy beejamski when he realized not a single person cared about his streams with his little discord fwends.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Did kyler say that later in the stream? I doubt this because they did the super show at that same location, and didn't it get found? This would however explain why it seemed like they moved out after less than a year and lived apart again, most thought it was primarily cus warski was moving Liana in, but if they were really in vegas it might have just been party fatigue.

That other dude said it, and that they were invited out there by Andy, but PPP yelled at him because it was too high of a risk and because he didn't want people to know about the girlfriend.
They drove there with Andy, but he came out and said they couldn't come in (as far as I remember of what he said).

About the Super Show stream, they must have lived together in Canada as well at one point, or it was PPP's brother's place they were at. It was around the time where his brother (Croc) was always there on stream with them. But I honestly don't remember when they were where or claiming to be.

 

[DogZero]

I think your post is overall amazing and added all the shit I forgot, but this conspiracy is retarded and gay. PPP first tried to snake him with godwinson and it failed and all the paypigs left with warski, then he tried perspic and failed even harder and he made pretty much no money and came begging back for warski.

Though internet discourse was against and on PPP’s side, all the paypiggies are Andy’s little discord butt buddies and they abandoned PPP’s fat ass when he fired andy. PPP no doubt came crawling back to Andy beejamski when he realized not a single person cared about his little discord fwends.

Yeah I agree. I think the idea PPP did some double reverse proxy plot to sabotage persip is just persip copium, and his snooze streams since have proven he never had the makings of a varsity athlete either way.

Also agree, and I said earlier that the division of powers is PPP brings the show, Warski does paypig managment. He is basically like Rodger from mad men just with none of the charisma with anyone other than simps. He keeps the pigs happy in the speshul discord playing games with them and wishing them happy birthday, the same place kyler was hanging out and talking about.

That other dude said it

Okay, apologies, that must have been after I stopped listening so I should have listened to the rest of the stream before bothering the thread for the info. That's wild assuming it isn't a shitposter, but again, we have confirmation they have partied with paypigs so its not at all implausible.

 

[Cringestorian X]

To be fair, this has been a rumor for a while. It also would not be unprecedented after the secret order of the nine angles e-gf he had during the surfer saga. The vegas shit this is the first time I have ever heard. However we know they have met up with psychogungir and others... and usually when its brought up ppp offers that they have done degen shit as a concession, usually in the context of just drinking a lot but who knows, maybe its a tell?

Well, everybody knows about Snack, but this recent revelation of Ashton's potato-built girlfriend is news to me since I always thought it was Croc who lived with Ashtone as his personal ass-wiper after Andy moved out.

 

[Yes I'm New]

I'm glad there's a little something ridiculous behind the scenes to spark intrigue, the Rekeita stuff just isn't cutting it right now.

People get tired of having designated "good guys" and "bad guys" very quickly. Just like what happened in the Guntosphere in like 2020, and the Skeptic community before that, and on and on.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Steve is great but the energy/vibe from PPP and Andy is off tonight.

 

[DogZero]

I ain't watching the post-show so hopefully the simps that do can report on warski's spergout once he doesn't have his handler. I’m sure someone will poke him about it and he will mass ban or something.

 

[UFO casino]

The ufo sektur coverage is kino for me.
I think Steven's first appearance was high energy and this second appearance (yes, technically 3rd) is much more subdued. I think it'll take a few more shows together for the boys to iron out the kinks and intuit the perfect vibe.
Personally, this has been a welcome addition to the sektur and has given me motivation to lurk less and make an account here.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Since Iron is done with the Vegas vacation story, here are my notes about the whole thing :

• Andy had a meltdown at the beginning of their vacation at 6 in the morning about Liana might be cheating on him, this is after a month in the relationship
• PPP has to sleep on two beds by himself
• Andy cheated on Liana with black hookers
• Andy and the paypigs have some kind of diddy party with the black hookers. Iron said he didn't participate and stay in his own room.
• PPP also didn't participate with the black hookers but he did stay in the same room and watch the whole thing
• A paypig (can't remember their name) couldn't finish it with the hooker since he's a virgin. Iron said she was bored and on the phone the whole time so Andy had to come to save his paypig by pushing him from the back
• Metokur Masochist lost a $20 poker game and spent 3 hours sulking in his own room
• Ashton stole $300 worth of casino chips from Metokur Masochist
• Andy brought up sektur related discussion during the Vegas trip while PPP brought up Surfer
• Metokur Masochist was uncomfortable hearing words like faggot, autistic, and nigger. Iron said he's a liberal
• Metokur Masochist refused to give his ID while check-in to the resort and told the receptionist that he and the others just met from online and use alias name. Mind you everybody knows each other real name before this
• Andy brought up the time Jaden cried while on the call with him and PPP during the vacation

Edit :
Other interesting things that were mentioned but unrelated to the Vegas vacation :

• Andy paid someone $5k to work on some kind of water physic for his game that he never uses
• A paypig named Psycho Gungnir aka Beiser lost his job recently and Andy banned people (either from chat or discord server, I can't remember it) who told him to cool it off with the donations
• Andy banned 20 - 30 people from his paypig server because they made fun of him after the salt papi fight. Iron also said Andy was crying while on the calls with the paypigs
• Ashton has a secret gf that's living with him, Andy told Iron she's built like a potato (Vaush's gf type of body) Editor note someone do an edit of that famous pic of Vaush but with Ashtone's face please

 

[PauperVita]

PPP jerked off while Andy and their paypig smashed black prostitutes. JFC that stream was brutal.

 

[BlueFarms]

Since Iron is done with the Vegas vacation story, here are my notes about the whole thing :

• Andy had a meltdown at the beginning of their vacation at 6 in the morning about Liana might be cheating on him, this is after a month in the relationship
• PPP has to sleep on two beds by himself
• Andy cheated on Liana with black hookers
• Andy and the paypigs have some kind of diddy party with the black hookers. Iron said he didn't participate and stay in his own room.
• PPP also didn't participate with the black hookers but he did stay in the same room and watch the whole thing
• A paypig (can't remember their name) couldn't finish it with the hooker since he's a virgin. Iron said she was bored and on the phone the whole time so Andy had to come to save his paypig by pushing him from the back
• Metokur Masochist lost a $20 poker game and spent 3 hours sulking in his own room
• Ashton stole $300 worth of casino chips from Metokur Masochist
• Andy brought up sektur related discussion during the Vegas trip while PPP brought up Surfer
• Metokur Masochist was uncomfortable hearing words like faggot, autistic, and nigger. Iron said he's a liberal
• Metokur Masochist refused to give his ID while check-in to the resort and told the receptionist that he and the others just met from online and use alias name. Mind you everybody knows each other real name before this
• Andy brought up the time Jaden cried while on the call with him and PPP during the vacation

This sounds like hell lol

 

[PauperVita]

The life of the Z list e-celeb.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

I ain't watching the post-show so hopefully the simps that do can report on warski's spergout once he doesn't have his handler. I’m sure someone will poke him about it and he will mass ban or something.

Warski just said that "I am really not interested in talking any drama stuff" or something along those lines.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Warski just said that "I am really not interested in talking any drama stuff" or something along those lines.

Everyone else's drama is perfectly fine, but when they're the subject - just ignore and sweep under the rug. Who knew community commentators were brazen hypocrites?