Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%
  • Total voters
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AnOminous said:
The question is what would cause his eyes literally to change color? What kind of brain damage has he caused that it's even changed the color of his eyes? They say eyes are the windows to the soul, so maybe it's some kind of soul rot.
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Glaucoma medication comes to mind, but his eyelashes don't look long.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
A fair stance to take - but Nick has been sober in all of his streams until very recently.

He was clearly fucked up on that Melton stream. I know a lot of people claimed he was cheating tests, but the tell is that he was openly talking about how he would be back on the whisky as soon as he is able to.

Then you add into it the increase in reckless behavior, such as exposing his access to Aaron's Google account and it all fits together.
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I'm not so sure.

Yes, Balldo was slurring and clearly under the influence on that Melton stream. He was also when he did a cooking stream after. His hands were shaking in one as well.

Ultimately all we know is CPS were pushing for 60 days of clean tests before returning the kids. He got the kids back around 60 days after that last court record. Nick tells us he is still having tests.

1. We have no idea when he last tested or his current frequency.
2. We don't know what he is tested for. 5 panel? 10 panel? Alcohol?

Nick appeared manic to me when he was doing streams before his pause. Perhaps a prescribed stimulant.

I'm fairly sure the reason why Nick doesn't sit to stream is because he literally can't stay still. Substance, or lack thereof, related.

There is something about the way April and Nick were tweeting. Like they know something you don't about their testing situation. The way they were saying something like "As far as the government is concerned....".

Each case is different. Nick was eager to point out that he completed out patient rehab. My guess is this was at the request of CPS. June, July, August, September, October. It's entirely feasible CPS has stopped testing already or dropped the frequency and/or reduced what they are tested for. He seemed so spiral more a couple of weeks back. That would be around 90 days after the kids were returned.

I think there is a strong correlation that Nick had his last test and got drunk to celebrate it, maybe mixed with prescribed meds, fucked up on what he revealed about Aaron in his drunken state, likely to stick it to people here, even though nobody cares about Aaron here.
 
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It might be just me being retarded and the internet ruining my brain, but this is both funny and true.
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
I think there is a strong correlation that Nick had his last test and got drunk to celebrate it,
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Regardless of the situation we know Nick is a retard fuckup addict and, testing or not, will eventually spiral out hopefully giving us another deranged coke stream. Hopefully a much angrier one where instead of “anime sucks cope and sneed” he just incoherently rages at everything and everyone
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
what are the chances that rackets basically created it and the lawyers filed for him? all the seething about aaron in these filings indicate to me the lawyers are being brow beaten into filing these dogshit appeals and such.
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Makes me wonder also, any precedent for any cases where the defendant was clearly guilty but purposefully retained incompetent legal counsel just to drag out the process and get a few years longer of appeals?

Even if so, Doesn’t exactly keep him out of jail so overall it’s just annoying and stupid, much like everything else crackets does all by himself.
 
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AltisticRight said:
He absolutely exhibits pill seeking behaviour. No MD with integrity will prescribe him with anything.
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Speak for yourself, I'd be giving him sugar pills by the hundreds. If this retard could be tricked into giving away a thousand bucks for a totally real abortion I imagine some doctor could peg him for a mark (phrasing).
 
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AnOminous said:
The question is what would cause his eyes literally to change color? What kind of brain damage has he caused that it's even changed the color of his eyes? They say eyes are the windows to the soul, so maybe it's some kind of soul rot.
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Demonic possession obviously.

Wouldn’t be surprised if you sometimes at night hear chanted Latin and Dorian Greek from Rekieta’s basement in low growl of a voice.

Kipersonapiscesotter said:
Nick appeared manic to me when he was doing streams before his pause. Perhaps a prescribed stimulant
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Aside from Modafinil, we do have evidence of Nick being on some kind of amphetamine.

He mentioned in one stream that he had a prescription he needed to see his doctor in person every 3 or 6 months to get, which definitely sounds like Adderall to me.
 
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uhoh spaghettios said:
I trained my own flux models of the qover, locally. This can be done on sites like Civitai, but I don't think it's free? Then I take the image I generated to https://hailuoai.video/. You can use any image there, and prompt a video. As you can see it wrecks the likeness of my models but it's still fun. Free alternatives to Hailuoai like Mochi are getting lots better, though it's going to be a while until they're on par.
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Thanks a million - I'd seen this one around but had no idea it was free. Pretty good after working out the kinks:


DISCLAIMER: The above clips are AI-generated satire and not a statement of fact that could constitute defamation about heightened marital tensions in the Crackieta household or about the Balldo™ brand's fine line of products being used as a weapon outside manufacturer specifications.
 
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