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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

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I think a lot of people are missing the mark of this post. I think it’s just the desire for Fishtank to remain good. Every season besides 2.5 has had the same problem. Once the pretence of the show being a proper game show is over, every season being with Frank hassling; the house no longer being cleaned up, and food becoming nothing but gurel. It just stops being a good watch.

Arguments shouldn’t be that it’s actually okay and fine for MDE to be bad people. That the contestants“ should have just read the contract better”. But the simple fact that keeping people stressed out and drunk for weeks isn’t a very fun viewing experience, and actually if Jet, Ben and Sam try to host an online reality show without relaying on puke, and people fighting they actually could make a 6 week work.
I think the problem with Frank Hassle this season (I didn't watch any other seasons much besides season 1 and this season extensively) is that after they revealed he was a production plant they should've used him a bit more sparingly and had some breaks every now and then. Seeing him going nuts for like 8 hours straight on a single person is just overkill and it seems like they didn't plan for much outside of him. That basically means he has become their one trick pony.

There were plenty of entertaining non-hassle moments like the rugpull, screwing with the contracts, Burt's various adventures and the hell cell or whatever it is called - the cell makes sense because the contestants don't majorly lose if they leave and everyone is participating. I mean even the parts where production gaslights people in the confession booths and all of that is entertaining to watch.

But Frank at his extremes obviously gets the most views - or does he? I wasn't keeping track but I think the "Jerry Springer"-style shitshow of Alex's personal life (his ogre wife coming on the show etc) probably got way more views and interest than Frank did (if you ignore that one clip of Frank getting beaten up that got like 20 million views). It's a lot easier to get a conga line going of total walking disasters like Alex than it is to find more Frank Hassles and its a lot more entertaining in a very different way. And the thing with Jerry Springer is you only get to see those crazy ass people for like 20 minutes, but on fishthank they are there for days or weeks.

The other thing is that when Frank isn't at his most hardcore extreme he's actually a pretty interesting person to hear talk to the fish and he starts interesting conversations and gets interesting and retarded shit out of people when his guard is down at least a little bit - he is just as effective verbally as he is at physically provoking people and they should've tried to incorporate that a lot more. They really should've made an effort to balance his presence (but that may be a personal opinion of him, maybe others don't find him talking to be very interesting). I mean the entire way he lovebombed burt and betrayed him basically involved very minimal physical provocation and Frank was also able to make a point of making sure that there was some sort of lesson that Burt learned out of it (which he probably didn't learn, but still, its a lot more compelling)

Inviting on a bunch of Jeff's homeless friends would've also been entertaining, or at least them giving him an ally or some other way to get back at Frank for catharsis or to level the playing field, but instead "production" let it be a completely one sided battle with not only Frank but also Jobe joining in to fuck with Jeff for basically an entire day until he was literally on the floor crying.

I don't know about everyone else, but this season feels especially gross to me. I really hate that they tricked the fish into paying for Frank to leave when he obviously wanted off after getting more physical abuse than all the other seasons combined.
I'm not so sure if Frank left after getting too much physical abuse (his tweets seem to show that he fully expects it to happen considering he is antagonizing people) but I get the sense he may have been sunsetted because the fish were about to gang up on him and/or someone was going to get seriously hurt. In the span of like 10 minutes right before they moved to get him off, he slipped and fell down the stairs, hitting his head pretty hard and then only moments later got a cut to his hand after making Jeff so mad that he smashed a glass on the table (Frank presumably got a cut from glass flying into him). Jobe also could've almost gotten injured with the glass flying (he got milk in his face) and the cameraman was also there and also could've gotten injured,

From the way Sam Hyde spoke to Frank in the confession booth just before he departed, it really sounded like there wasn't any actual Frank Hassle plan or that they even have that much control of him and they just got him on with very little guidance and let him go nuts - I say this because Sam Hyde asked him "is there anything more you want to do first?"

Why or how exactly they have glass on a set like that when they have Frank Hassle around and a homeless guy they are pushing to the edge who is saying "I'm going to murder someone tonight, I'm going to go home in handcuffs" and someone else already broke a ceramic cup and threatened to shank Frank is totally beyond me - that seems extremely incompetent.
I mean the answer for why is pretty evident from what Jet was saying in his appeal for investors - they simply don't have enough wiggers to keep things going at max-hardcore-frank-hassle-extreme pace for a long period of time and that's how pretty bad mistakes end up happening.
 
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I think a lot of people are missing the mark of this post. I think it’s just the desire for Fishtank to remain good. Every season besides 2.5 has had the same problem. Once the pretence of the show being a proper game show is over, every season being with Frank hassling; the house no longer being cleaned up, and food becoming nothing but gurel. It just stops being a good watch.
I think you nailed part of it, for sure. S1 and S2, I stopped watching after the first few weeks too since it got real boring. It's the best TV I've ever seen in my life until wigger self-sabotage sets in to ruin it. The desire to see the best show remain so all the way through is strong.

Seeing them ply a desperate drug addict alcoholic with bottle after bottle of liquor while they beat him, isolate him in solitary, humiliate him and then subject him to the most perverse niggerfaggot alive is a whole new low though. They're basically training a slave mindset into this mentally deficient man by normalising all these indignities. That's a whole different kettle of fish than gaslighting retards like Alex or gay chickening Connor.
 
The craziest thing about S3 and it falling off is how they already had so much set up, they basically got to the top of the hill, but instead of letting it ride out through just leaving some hints and clues for the fish to possibly discover they decided to just go "Yeah so here's the deal it's fishtank" which was interesting in the moment itself but after the fact left the show feeling deflated and down 3 fish. I don't know how they didn't see how much of a pull watching the fish deal with the mystery of the house was for the audience or they had anything real to gain from the reveal. It definitely feels like the biggest drop in quality compared to season 1 and 2
 
Binx is drawing Chris Chan and KingCobraJFS
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The craziest thing about S3 and it falling off is how they already had so much set up, they basically got to the top of the hill, but instead of letting it ride out through just leaving some hints and clues for the fish to possibly discover they decided to just go "Yeah so here's the deal it's fishtank" which was interesting in the moment itself but after the fact left the show feeling deflated and down 3 fish. I don't know how they didn't see how much of a pull watching the fish deal with the mystery of the house was for the audience or they had anything real to gain from the reveal. It definitely feels like the biggest drop in quality compared to season 1 and 2
this is sort of how it goes.
it was the same on bloodgames where jet asked chatgpt for a story and said he was going to do it but nothing worked
and season 2 where it started off with the institute or whatever they were trying to do.

i think its likely they ran out of ideas for famous house and couldnt think of how to make it interesting
so they just resort back to fucking with them and jet asking chatgpt what is an interesting idea for a reality show

also thats a shitty cobra drawing
 
The craziest thing about S3 and it falling off is how they already had so much set up, they basically got to the top of the hill, but instead of letting it ride out through just leaving some hints and clues for the fish to possibly discover they decided to just go "Yeah so here's the deal it's fishtank" which was interesting in the moment itself but after the fact left the show feeling deflated and down 3 fish. I don't know how they didn't see how much of a pull watching the fish deal with the mystery of the house was for the audience or they had anything real to gain from the reveal. It definitely feels like the biggest drop in quality compared to season 1 and 2
This is ridiculous, there hasn't been any drop in quality at all this season, it's been fantastic since day 1. They're just having ONE calm night after having a whole week of pure hell with no brakes, the show isn't dead. Season 1 and 2 took WAY more breaks than this season has and it's not even close.
 
Jeff isnt just a drug addict though, he sold to a big number of people over a long amount of time. He is probably somewhat complicit in a few deaths and countless other people becoming addicted. He says he fucked his life up but shows little remorse for the lives of the other people he ruined and burned to the ground, he only briefly touched on how he dragged his then partner through hell dealing for him and never spoke of it again despite bringing up dealing quite a few times. Think of him what you will but I really dont think very much of him and what hes done, I dont really think hes capable of understanding the scope of the damage that he did under his addiction.
 
how are they gonna fill up the other 18 days?
this is why i think they should just do 4 week shows, even if we can admit its been mostly fucking great so far. how the fuck they going to keep this up? its at the halfway point and honestly the character dynamics are such that we dont want anyone to leave yet. the last two weeks of season 1 and 2 were rough as well on both the remaining tards and the crew. just cut it down.
smh so burt can sniff sweaters and shoes but poor frankie cant even get some taystench? Fuck this nigger world
People hate straight people ITT
She definitely seems like 60% of the Beauty Parlor chicks.
She's hotter and has a better personality than most of BP and does not give off the femcels vibes of that part of the site.

When she's out off the show and returns to her streaming career she's going to have tons of guys burtspurtting to her.
he wants to build a spaceship fishtank season)
Won't work Fox literally did that realty show/prank show spoof like 3 years ago. It cost them $50 million to pull off. Jet thinks he can do it with 60k?
 
Might be a lukewarm take, but Nifty explaining season 2 feels like a good thing. After all the gaslighting, and especially the Consumer of Galaxies making them think the prize might be fake, it's good for them to have something that helps them know "oh shit, this is legit, maybe I should try to win instead of cruising by just so I don't lose the fishbucks". If it interrupts gaslighting, work with it, the best kind of lies is the kind that has some truth to them.
 
Ian just shot his shot to Mizzy and got friendzoned :(


I don't care what anyone says, Ian is funny as hell :story:

BONUS: Ian worried about Burt after he heard he had been burting off in his blankets.
 
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Won't work Fox literally did that realty show/prank show spoof like 3 years ago. It cost them $50 million to pull off. Jet thinks he can do it with 60k?
You're replying to the message I wrote which mentioned Jet wants to make a spaceship (or pirateship) and in the same message I wrote that he mentioned wanting millions of dollars of investment in seed capital from venture capital funds. I don't know where you got the idea that he wants to achieve that with just $60k?
 
It all comes down to whether it's justified or not. Sam is always righteous or justified when he tortures people, while Jet and Ben seem to be too stupid to recognise when they're crossing the line. Clearly there are sadists and haters out there who could justify torturing anyone, but most normal people with a conscience and standards require more than personal amusement or money alone to suffice as justification when it comes to this shit.
Sam is not more justified when he fucks with people, he just tends to be considerably more surreal/entertaining. Occasionally Sam stops fucking with people and tries to help them in his own way, but at least with Alex that was also a content creation tactic. He didn't pull Alex aside to counsel him about his abusive wife, he did it in front of all the other fish and was still working in elements of his "G" persona (because Alex didn't seem to realise that "G" is a character) because it was funny - and then Alex stormed off so Sam continued talking one-on-one. There was some genuine concern mixed in, but at his heart Sam is a comedian with a big ego.

Ben and especially Jet sometimes push things past the point of entertaining. That doesn't make them worse people than Sam, it just makes them less aware of comedy... and Sam's onboard with things like getting Frank Hassle to continually humiliate a pathetic homeless alcoholic. If Sam was "righteous" we wouldn't see half the shit we do on Fishtank.
 
There was a space hosted by Jon and during that space, Shadi accused Jimmy of sexually assaulting her. The accusation is that Jimmy allegedly crawled into her bed where she was sleeping and started touching, taking her shirt off, and sucking her nipples after being instructed by Duan'ye. However, she would later clarify that she wasn't really asleep and he would stop doing so after telling him not to and later consented to sex. But then again, she would later call it rape after being goaded by her orbiters—TL;DL sex hookup regret.

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