Elphaba Orion Doherty / elphabalive / "Elf Bar" / Elphie / Orion Doherty - "Wicked" obsessed green transgender troglodyte and his merry band of unhinged BritTok grifters (now featuring Jeffree Star!)

[Special spoonie]

Elphaba is claiming she’s quitting Tik Tok (then the next day says is back as a viewer) I give it a day or two before he’s back doing lives.

 

[calypsowashi]

Last night Elphaba is meant to have pulled a knife to their throat on a live. I don't watch their lives/laugh at a distance so have just seen their meltdown leading up to it - does anyone got a recording of it?

They're currently spiralling round a plughole of diminishing returns so this is all probably a stunt for attention

 

[calypsowashi]

Last night Elphaba is meant to have pulled a knife to their throat on a live. I don't watch their lives/laugh at a distance so have just seen their meltdown leading up to it - does anyone got a recording of it?

They're currently spiralling round a plughole of diminishing returns so this is all probably a stunt for attention

Found a clip. Uploaded for the archive - apologies for the double posting. I couldn't edit my post

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

This guy has "future death by misadventure" written all over him.

 

[Jacinthe]

iNabber did a five hour video on this specimen, if you want to listen to one British faggot go over the degeneracy of another British faggot.

I'm not sure how to archive a video that big/long, sorry.

 

[D_Tractor]

Mr Snowflake video

 

[Snack Cracker]

Good god, just thought about this troon randomly yesterday.
Saw the new Wicked trailer, as someone’s who’s not familiar with it I cracked up laughing when I recognized Defying Gravity.
Only recognize it because of this troon singing it on repeat.
I’m sure he’s going to see it more than once and there’s going to be Elphaba LARPing again.

 

[JCnGGd32]

Can anyone sum up the new drama with him? I’ve been seeing reactions on TikTok about him getting banned from the wicked premiere the other week?

Anyone have a condensed version of events?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Can anyone sum up the new drama with him? I’ve been seeing reactions on TikTok about him getting banned from the wicked premiere the other week?

Anyone have a condensed version of events?

Have been wondering where this fuck ugly tranny has been with Wicked coming out too

 

[AssignedEva]

Can anyone sum up the new drama with him? I’ve been seeing reactions on TikTok about him getting banned from the wicked premiere the other week?

Anyone have a condensed version of events?

Funnily enough I just saw Elphaba mentioned elsewhere on the farms and felt guilty for neglecting this thread. Ok so for context, Elphaba has priors for stalking various West End actresses who played Elphaba.

Around July Elphie moved into a porn/rentboy house on Middle Street (near Smithfield Market and The Barbican) run by this guy, Scott Houzet:

Scott let Elphaba live in the basement without paying for rent or bills (but possibly pimping him out? I can't imagine Elphaba earns much money from that) and seems to have been giving Elphie coke and pills, which made him worse.

In the run up to the Wicked premiere, Elphaba was aggressively tagging Universal Studios, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo trying to get noticed. Universal Studios did notice, but in the form of legal action - who yanked his unauthorised cover of "Defying Gravity" off of Spotify;

Talia Dean - someone he's been frenemies with on TikTok for some time - has recently been getting some press attention. She was an X Factor finalist in 2017 but announced this year she was quitting music to "spread the message of The Lord", and then for some reason has now released a charity Christmas single with Brian May from Queen. So she got a press ticket to go to the Wicked premiere in Leicester Square, and told Elphaba she'd bring him as a plus one.

It's not entirely clear how much of this was Talia fucking with him and how much of this was Universal Studios intervening, but Talia then essentially told Elphaba that she now wasn't allowed to bring him as a +1, and if he wanted access to the red carpet and stars he'd have to make his own way. So Elphaba attempted to start a grassroots campaign to get invited as the British face of Wicked. Which then prompted Universal Studios to start issuing clarifications;

He doubled down trying to get an invite, and amazingly actually did get invited!

Except he didn't, this was from a troll who made a fake email account and sent fake details, only to rugpull later on. Although he started to talk about getting a fan wristband for the public area, he began spiralling and threatening to self harm again which thus prompted multiple followers to phone in a wellness check from the police:

Unsurprisingly, Scott did NOT want police sniffing around his druggy rentboy house so promptly kicked Elphaba out a couple of days before the premiere. Having recently pissed off Chelsea Lee Art again, he was unable to find anywhere else to stay (and didn't have enough TikTok money for a hotel room short notice, especially since he's been banned from some of the cheaper chains) which lead Elphaba to speculate that this was all a long con big troll.


At this point, Elphaba returned to his mother's house in Barnstable. He began insisting he didn't care about going to the premiere anyway, but then some Brit-tokers called him from the premiere:

"Everyone's asking why you're not here" = "Hahaha you're not here and we are". I'm not 100% but I think they also suggested they'd be able to get him a backstage pass if he turned up, knowing full well that he would be unable to get to London from Barnstable in time, which then prompted a massive meltdown and his mother Maria yelling at him (it's speculated Maria has a behavioural covenant on her council flat and could get kicked out if she or her son have any massive meltdowns)

TikTok drama that mostly takes place over lives is very annoying to try and archive, which is partly why this thread ends up so dead. I fully recommend checking out Tattle as they've got an active following of Elphaba, but their board culture is quite different to the Farms.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Thank you for the update, but wow somehow his skin has stopped trying to destroy itself.
Before he had the highest grade of acne, the type that seems like it’s actively trying to destroy the body.
Now he has a ton of scarring of course, but I’m not seeing mountains and eruptions of texture and bright red angry cysts.
Do not know how that happened.

Too bad about the insanity and rest of his face.

 

[Faceless Whore]

I fully recommend checking out Tattle

I've never heard of this forum before. Is it tattle.life? That's what comes up in search.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Before he had the highest grade of acne, the type that seems like it’s actively trying to destroy the body.
Now he has a ton of scarring of course, but I’m not seeing mountains and eruptions of texture and bright red angry cysts.
Do not know how that happened.

Maybe he's taking estrogen, lol.
The scale of breakouts T gives some pooners makes me reckon the reverse could happen to a decent standard.

 

[AssignedEva]

I've never heard of this forum before. Is it tattle.life? That's what comes up in search.

Yeah, it's a gossip forum with a predominately British focus. It's a sort of halfway point between the farms and something like Mumsnet.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Yeah, it's a gossip forum with a predominately British focus. It's a sort of halfway point between the farms and something like Mumsnet.

no kidding, its like if you got all the middle aged mums that read gossip mag slop, mixed them up with tiktok addicted teens and made a forum . Really not a fan of how they split threads for seemingly random reasons. elphaba has 19 threads for no dicernable reason. They use xenforo just like the farms so i don't see a need for it. interestingly to me the thread has people calling him a he and no one is sperging about it, kinda didn't expect that from a forum like this.

I was able to find the original video of the dude's place getting raided though

bonus ear rape

 

[moorhen]

Let’s not forget Smelphy posted his medical records to own the haters (as you do) but forgot to censor his smelly, unwashed penis disease.


(Note that the haemoptysis (coughing up blood) is probably from his (now admitted) coke habit, if anything)
Apologies for the TikTok screenshot, twas the only one I could find.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

I was able to find the original video of the dude's place getting raided though
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what am i supposed to be looking at at the end there? i thought it was a dope rig or something but even this nigga ain't dumb enough to use a plastic spoon for that, right..?

 

[AssignedEva]

no kidding, its like if you got all the middle aged mums that read gossip mag slop, mixed them up with tiktok addicted teens and made a forum . Really not a fan of how they split threads for seemingly random reasons. elphaba has 19 threads for no dicernable reason. They use xenforo just like the farms so i don't see a need for it. interestingly to me the thread has people calling him a he and no one is sperging about it, kinda didn't expect that from a forum like this.

It's one of the most visited sites in the UK and only started up in 2018. They're closer to the Farms than Mumsnet; people frequently try to shut them down, their stance is their topics of mockery are fair game for choosing to broadcast their personal lives online and they have a "keep it on tattle" rule (i.e. no pozloading).
They make new threads after 1000 comments. It means that sorting by "most liked posts" has actual functionality (as it's relevant to a limited timeframe on fast moving topics - not an issue with how KF does highlights, but you'd be stuck with old posts at the top the way they do it) and there's a button you can click to view the previous conversations so it's not much hassle. Plus they have a bit of fun with thread titles.
If there's some British microcelebrity who doesn't have a thread on the Farms, I'll usually look on there - and their "Wiki" feature on particularly notable cows like Jack Monro is really useful.

 

[Chernabog3000]

 

[Stan]

My sister was obsessed with this show and the character of Elphaba when she was like 13. She sang the numbers too and would have loved for her school to run Wicked for its seasonal high school musical (AlthoughWicked isn't selling performance rights afaik)

By the time Sis turned 17 and had a chance to go to see Wicked IRL she turned it down in favor of In the Heights. I recall her reason was that Idina Menzel was no longer in the starring role and she didn't really care about the replacement.

What I'm trying to say is that this person has suspiciously wide-set eyes and isn't playing with a full deck, which is why he's still into something that mostly appeals to tweens.