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Burt just confirmed he's on "a low dose" of TRT, as prescribed by his endocrinologist. Make of that what you will.
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I haven't seen him work out in several days. Maybe I just missed it, but I'm guessing he's not actually used to working out daily, especially given how quickly he gets winded by moderate cardio. We've already seen his lats are implants and his muscles don't translate to as much strength as their appearance would suggest. Definitely roiding, can't imagine it's a "low dose" considering his eccentric obsession with becoming an 'alpha male'.
 
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Latest Burt delusions, spurred on by TTS:
  • Daddy Dave was the first Fishtank daddy (Burt is currently on Season 53, the series started in Hungary in 1971 and Frank was the first winner and G (Jeremy/Sam) won in 1972, it was under a different name back then and Fishtank is the current iteration of it)
  • Daddy Dave created the Utah Factory which manufactured blue balls, and Daddy Dave died in a fire because he didn't wake up.
  • Luke was an original contestant for this season but once he was gone he was reborn into Luca and then the 3rd iteration will be Lucas (who Burt is supposed to be reborn into (Petscop/rebirthing therapy reference).
  • The maejok dolls are keys to immunity.
  • TTS told him that if he is to be reborn into Gold Burt, he needs to abstain from Burting off and any sexual thoughts (blue balls!)
  • Xavier is the reborn Alex (Alexavier)

While this is comically absurd, it is also really fucked up. Burt is going to be leaving this show in a horrible mental state with so many new delusions.
 
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Burt just confirmed he's on "a low dose" of TRT, as prescribed by his endocrinologist. Make of that what you will.
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I have been vindicated. I would bet alex level bucks that hes on a lot of HGH too, guaranteed with that type of gut.

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I haven't seen him work out in several days. Maybe I just missed it, but I'm guessing he's not actually used to working out daily, especially given how quickly he gets winded by moderate cardio. We've already seen his lats are implants and his muscles don't translate to as much strength as their appearance would suggest. Definitely roiding, can't imagine it's a "low dose" considering his eccentric obsession with becoming an 'alpha male'.
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Lat muscle implants are ridiculously rare, not something you can get done without a very experimental-minded surgeon and a huge R&D budget. I can only find one case online by that human ken freak, his took 2 years to get done. Burt could have bicep and tricep implants, maybe chest and shoulder too but I'm not convinced. Even if he did, I think the roids are doing most of the work. If you do research on fake muscles, especially bigger ones, they look incredibly unnatural compared to burts, especially during contraction/ extension. The more i see, the less i believe burt has much or any implants at all, it acts a lot more like roid muscle, maybe with synthol in the arms.

Also, can someone link the post where someone showed the supposed implant scars? Ive searched but can't find them.
 
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Alex is now claiming to have sent Simbal to the hospital twice, and that it wasn't seen because the show is on a 10 minute delay :story:
 
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Nifty is currently pinkpilling Burt. Telling him he looks good in the dress and he just needs some makeup to pass as a girl. Then asking him if he's ever crossdressed. Groomer mode activated.
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Nifty turning Fishtank into a Discord Server was never in my wildest dreams or nightmares, yet here we are. Need to have the girls give Burt a makeover.
 
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Burt confirms a long-held suspicion that he doesn't know how to cook, wants to help Nifty cook dinner.
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Apparently his main diet at home is:
  • Rice & chicken
  • Pasta
  • Lasagna
  • Pizza
  • Mac n Cheese
  • Fried chicken
  • Gatorade
  • Pretzels
  • Popcorn
  • Pepsi
  • Pussy (lol)
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Black people truly have some amazing metabolisms. Even if his muscles are implanted and/or he's on TRT, how is he not fat as fuck? (he's black)
 
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Fwiw i believe the shadi shit.
She's saying they were all drinking and jimmy got into bed with her and had sex with her while she pretended to be asleep.
That sounds completely believable to me.
Is that rape or whatever? idk (edit*: i certainly wouldnt categorize it under consensual sex) - but the story is believable to me.
It also wouldnt surprise me if they were banging other times and that's why Jimmy felt okay doing that.

Anyways, Haley is team Jimmy (or team staying neutral) and she's also making apple pies.
trad wife, much?
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Last night Binx had mentioned watching Ice Poseidon's Hunger Games, which Letty and Jon were a part of and is an Ice Poseidon fan. It has been speculated since the start of the show that she might be aware of what this is, or at least who Sam is. Her and Alex were previous cast members from a failed Fishtank casting that were still cast for Famous House so it wouldn't be surprising if she does know.
 
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Last night Binx had mentioned watching Ice Poseidon's Hunger Games, which Letty and Jon were a part of and is an Ice Poseidon fan. It has been speculated since the start of the show that she might be aware of what this is, or at least who Sam is. Her and Alex were previous cast members from a failed Fishtank casting that were still cast for Famous House so it wouldn't be surprising if she does know.
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I'd put the chances of her knowing at like 80%. seems very likely

zyn it up, jobe
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