Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I don't know if that would work. Someone might mistake him for a wounded manatee and stage a rescue effort.

The beauty of it is if you fail (and let's be real he probably will because he's a retarded goon) you can just say "hey no I was just going for a swim while stoned and got a cramp I'm fine lol I do dumb things when I'm stoned, no I'm fine really" and people might have their suspicions but nobody can ever be sure and you can at least avoid some of the crippling and unbearable shame of everyone knowing you're such a worthless piece of shit you failed at life and death. At least for however long it takes you to get up and try it again and hopefully do it right this time.

Do it right, @jimpaladinbutgay, better known as something awful forums poster "Paladinus". Do something right, for the first time in your life.
 
Fuck off, something awful forums poster Paladinus. You don't have to play devil's advocate for a pedophile.

Paladinus is a babyfucking fag lol

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Paladinus is a fag lol

lol let's dox him and let his employer spouse friends mother know about the pedophile he's defending because he likes his quasi-sexual pedophile art.

Also lmao it's funny af when you realise this guy had to watch a video of Chris fucking a blowup doll so he could sign up to act so dismissive and indifferent about this. Generally if I want to tell people I don't care about something that I actually don't care about and they say "wait before you're allowed to say anything you have to watch this fat gross retard fucking a blow-up doll" I just go "yeah nm then"
 
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there's still minors on twitter talking about talking to shmorky on skype, I have messaged like 5 kids. (not that i'm saying he's necessarily cybering with them but the risk is enormous)

You can't save everyone, and you're just serving your heart up to be broken if you start thinking it's your job to. You did a big thing already by letting people know the truth. Shmorky will continue to groom minors because he's a remorseless pedophile, and there's nothing any one person can do to stop him.

Revenge is awesome but don't make this into a crusade, it will break you.
 
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i leave for 45 minutes and come back to find a weirdo with "cuties and their squirmy little orgasms" defending Shmorky, what the actual hell.

When it rains it pours. Degenerates are no different.

I'd also like to point out how funny it is that 1 of the 2 SA goons that came here to defend Shmorky are just as fucked up as he is.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not so exceptional that I've closely followed this, I do admit) but Shmorky never made any actual advances upon this girl, did he? No, "hey maybe you/I can visit someday" or "where is your address" or anything like "someday we'll be together in real life when you're old enough" (as in, he was actually grooming a teenager). It was all exclusive to simple online chats/some dumbass scat RP, right?

If not, then I'll redact my statements at least a little bit. If he did indeed truly try to groom someone so much younger than him (and under the age of 18), then there's more legitimate reason to be angry towards him, and that was a huge foul on his part. If it was just some internet friendship that Shmorky pushed his dumbfuck fetish on, then I retain my judgment that this is a piss-weak dramabomb and that people are only flocking to the faux-drama because it surrounds some vaguely recognizable Internet personality.

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.
If it were just the poop fetish/ageplay shit, that'd be funny. Creepy, yes, but still funny. That just means he's a creepy fuck who shits himself and shrieks on twitter. That's normal for the sort people we talk about on this site.

See, the thing is, the kid was underage. That's where it stops being funny.

That 'oh it was just RP' shit isn't an excuse. It, arguably, can be legally considered cybering- penetrative or not. With a minor. The average court of law isn't gonna care that it's 'just roleplaying' when you're a grown ass man doing it with someone half your age.

Shmorky's a fucking predator. It's only a matter of time before he tries doing this shit for real.
 
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