Richard Stabone
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How did so many pedophiles end up at SomethingAwful? Feels like each time I hear about them it's a story about how some pedophile who helped run the site got outed.
Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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The beauty of it is if you fail (and let's be real he probably will because he's a retarded goon) you can just say "hey no I was just going for a swim while stoned and got a cramp I'm fine lol I do dumb things when I'm stoned, no I'm fine really" and people might have their suspicions but nobody can ever be sure and you can at least avoid some of the crippling and unbearable shame of everyone knowing you're such a worthless piece of shit you failed at life and death. At least for however long it takes you to get up and try it again and hopefully do it right this time.
Do it right, @jimpaladinbutgay, better known as something awful forums poster "Paladinus". Do something right, for the first time in your life.
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what the fuck happened to this god damned thread
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Why do these people keep using similar usernames for everything?
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lol let's dox him and let his
Also lmao it's funny af when you realise this guy had to watch a video of Chris fucking a blowup doll so he could sign up to act so dismissive and indifferent about this. Generally if I want to tell people I don't care about something that I actually don't care about and they say "wait before you're allowed to say anything you have to watch this fat gross retard fucking a blow-up doll" I just go "yeah nm then"
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It's evolving into the Shmorkysphere.
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Apologize for double posting @Dynastia
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Maybe they should re-name the site "SomethingMolesting".
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That site really is something awful. 
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Sorry for double posting can a hotpocket cuckold get in here and clean my shit up please now.
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there's still minors on twitter talking about talking to shmorky on skype, I have messaged like 5 kids. (not that i'm saying he's necessarily cybering with them but the risk is enormous)
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You can't save everyone, and you're just serving your heart up to be broken if you start thinking it's your job to. You did a big thing already by letting people know the truth. Shmorky will continue to groom minors because he's a remorseless pedophile, and there's nothing any one person can do to stop him.
Revenge is awesome but don't make this into a crusade, it will break you.
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And the rabbit hole deepens further.
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it's only january 4 and this thread is already in good position for thread of the year,
it's like 2016 forgot to stop after december 31
it's like 2016 forgot to stop after december 31
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You're doing the lords work but don't overexert yourself.
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i leave for 45 minutes and come back to find a weirdo with "cuties and their squirmy little orgasms" defending Shmorky, what the actual hell. we're reaching critical mass y'all
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When it rains it pours. Degenerates are no different.
I'd also like to point out how funny it is that 1 of the 2 SA goons that came here to defend Shmorky are just as fucked up as he is.
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Someone probably bought that avatar for him. That's a thing you can do on SA.
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If it were just the poop fetish/ageplay shit, that'd be funny. Creepy, yes, but still funny. That just means he's a creepy fuck who shits himself and shrieks on twitter. That's normal for the sort people we talk about on this site.Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not so exceptional that I've closely followed this, I do admit) but Shmorky never made any actual advances upon this girl, did he? No, "hey maybe you/I can visit someday" or "where is your address" or anything like "someday we'll be together in real life when you're old enough" (as in, he was actually grooming a teenager). It was all exclusive to simple online chats/some dumbass scat RP, right?
If not, then I'll redact my statements at least a little bit. If he did indeed truly try to groom someone so much younger than him (and under the age of 1
I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.
See, the thing is, the kid was underage. That's where it stops being funny.
That 'oh it was just RP' shit isn't an excuse. It, arguably, can be legally considered cybering- penetrative or not. With a minor. The average court of law isn't gonna care that it's 'just roleplaying' when you're a grown ass man doing it with someone half your age.
Shmorky's a fucking predator. It's only a matter of time before he tries doing this shit for real.