Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Seafarer]

If this is true this could very well be the casino's bottle moment

Before you disagree, think back a few years: Did anyone think that Nick and Dick would become the massive lolcows they are today?

Are Ashton and Andy willing to pull up and actually accept Christ (instead of pretending to like they do now)?

If by “bottle moment” you mean that one pic of Rekieta with a bottle up his ass, this isn’t really equivalent to that since:

-the allegations are entirely hearsay being stated by a manic crackhead and a fat retard pig monster, the bottle pic was undeniable.

-The bottle pic was deliberately revealed to the Internet by Rekieta, this stuff was leaked by others allegedly in the know.

-The bottle pic happened right at the same time that Rekieta was spiraling, these actions supposedly occurred years ago.

 

[Smokeski]

Desperate ayylawgs like to say DSP has never gotten off the gin, too. It just makes them look stupid, and casts everything they say into doubt.

Dude spent over $200 a month on Total Wine, what was he buying there?

 

[Beeeeeejams]

You just lost your Virginity and the first thing you hear is "WOOOOAH BUDDY!"

Imagine the second thing you hear is "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! BEEEEEEEEEJJJJJAAAAAMMMMMS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[porkWellington]

Can't believe my ironic Kino Casino alogging about Andy constantly relapsing ended up possibly being true lol. The Vegas trip reeks of it being Warski's idea where he rallys his Discord paypigs to relive the glory of Knoxville and Pinecone Girl.

Unlike Ralph and Rekieta, PPP and Warski don't have dependants so the Vegas trip is harmless outside of the reputation hit. It's funny in that it's pathetic; you do this in your 20s and most of those guys are likely in their late 30s or early 40s. Maybe some of the paypigs even have families. How do you explain this shit to your wife lol.

The timing of the trip does track with Warski's sobriety so I wouldn't completely write him off but if he starts sliding then PPP needs to get a backup plan going. At this point in his life it should be getting a life offline. Hiding his girlfriend is a good start; people have been calling him gay for years and it takes some restraint to not show her off to "own" the haters. 39-going-on-70 Ralph can't shut the fuck up about his physical therapist who's paid to talk to him.

It'd be a really funny series finale seeing PPP, who's been terminally online and involved with the Sektur for years, leave the Internet because he got a life while Warski, who gave up his IRL friends (Chris) and girlfriend (Sinead) to become a Z-tier e-celeb and only has Discord paypigs to show for it, seethes and burns down his 5th show.

 

[LovisXVI]

Imagine the second thing you hear is "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! BEEEEEEEEEJJJJJAAAAAMMMMMS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

All the while Andy and Ashton are passing around the hat to collect money for the "post show".

 

[Tablet County]

a manic crackhead and a fat retard pig monster

What you're saying is that Ralph and Kyler are the Wario and Waluigi to PPP and Andy's Mario and Luigi.

 

[Nate Higgers]

If this is true this could very well be the casino's bottle moment

I disagree. Solely for the fact that I am 100% confident that this will get ignored and never addressed or discussed by PPP or Warski. I’m listening to a live replay of the Ralph+Kyler stream on YouTube and I listened to 80% of the recording posted earlier ITT and it’s obvious that Kyler is drunk or high, and Ralph can be dismissed instantly as “well cmon it’s Ethan fucking Ralph, you can’t believe anything he says”. I’m predicting that if this ever does have to be addressed by Andy or PPP, that’s how they’ll handle it. “Oh these guys are just drunk mentally ill lunatics, they’re just making shit up”; and that could be true, Ralph and Kyler could just be “gilding the lily” themselves.

The only wild card is their former paypig, IronWolfSpear.

EDIT: for all the posts ITT saying “oh well it sounds like this happened a year ago, who cares”, just remember that the “spicy”/interesting Nick Rekieta stories that have been drip-fed over the last few months are also stories that happened a year or years ago. Obviously this situation isn’t 1:1 analogous to the Rekieta debacle, but it has the potential to be more interesting if only for the fact that the (jilted?) former paypig, IronWolfSpear, is still in a position to corroborate the stuff he’s said on Kyler’s stream last night. And he seems more sober/less mentally ill compared to Ralph and Kyler. Obviously at the end of the day the majority of their current audience and the majority of their current whales/paypigs won’t stop watching KC because of this. It’s still potentially something to laugh at Andy and PPP for, though (if true).

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

PPP liking to watch the black hooker gangbang is an exact retred of a Surfer story. I can't decide if that makes it more or less likely to be true.

At this point if it makes them do something retarded I'm not sure I care.

 

[Quintus]

I did not watch the stream, I tuned in, heard Ralph and a guy who seemed manic, then tuned out. Did we see much in the way of evidence? Or is this one of those He said She said nightmares where it's just a perpetual shitfit until someone dies? IDK how much weight I'd put on anything in that case. Especially from one of Tardski's jilted capos. You've got to be pretty fucking delulu to wind up as a tard servant to the tard in a niche, internet micro-celebrity partnership.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see don't we? In the meantime this shit is pretty funny even if it's fake.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Weird coming from the guys who got famous off internet bloodsports and whose entire show is about INTERNET FUCKING DRAMA. What little cowardly cucks. They fear real kino, which would be debating the iron fag or kyler, instead they will play their shitty show safe and talk for six hours about how Ethan Ralph farted and ate a French fry gay.

Nah. No drama is a perfectly reasonable request for Andy to make.

 

[Estate]

What the boys do with their hard-earned money is none of my business

Imagine saying this on a forum who's main function is gossip.
RETARD ALERT!

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Dude spent over $200 a month on Total Wine, what was he buying there?

Probably not much. $200 is more than a lot of people may spend on alcohol a month, but it isn't exactly out of the ballpark.

An alcoholic will drop 30 or 40 bucks a day.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

I do believe there may be some untruths in this story.

IMO without evidence of these supposed Las Vegas paypig gang bangs, I think this is all just e girl discord drama. People snaking each other and competing for clout with an e girl is way more likely than Vegas paypig gang bangs where warski is pushing his paypig into the hooker.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If this is true this could very well be the casino's bottle moment

Even if it's 100% troooooo there's no proof other than the word of some guy having a clear setting-nipples-on-fire level manic episode on stream. This makes it much easier to ignore/handwave away than a picture of a bottle up your ass that you posted yourself to your own lolcows group because you were under the impression that a $5 paywall meant it was 200% private.

 

[hawkisnight]

It's not the "bottle incident". It's the KC's "hedonism 2 moment"

 

[Smokeski]

Probably not much. $200 is more than a lot of people may spend on alcohol a month, but it isn't exactly out of the ballpark.

An alcoholic will drop 30 or 40 bucks a day.

The statement was that he was off the sauce, not if he's within a reasonable amount of booze. He's admitted he's an alcoholic a lot.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I have to be here for the better part of 2 years. Without watching a single episode of the KC i am going to recreate the audio. I want you to tell me how accurate the recreation was in accordance with the current content.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's not the "bottle incident". It's the KC's "hedonism 2 moment"

Until the paypig comes out with a Vegas picture where either of those two tards are hanging around a black woman who's then found out to be an escort, it isn't.

The HedoII revelations opened with (yet another) Rekieta ass picture, the one where he and his wife are sitting buck naked at a spot which is labeled with the name of the resort (which was obviously cut from the picture they posted because at the time Nick wasn't completely brain dead), top autists then looked for streams around the time of the trip and found out that Nick had been streaming from a hotel room which looked like the rooms from the resort.

Rackets pivotal downfall moments all had smoking guns, there isn't any here (yet).

Moral of the story is, don't post pictures of your ass online, you'll end up doing meth and giving your daughter cocaine.

 

[Vibralldo]

I have to be here for the better part of 2 years. Without watching a single episode of the KC i am going to recreate the audio. I want you to tell me how accurate the recreation was in accordance with the current content.

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How did you get them to record this?

 

[All becomes gunt]

How did you get them to record this?

Couple of Lays bags and some baking soda.