Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
What does Nick fear more than anything? From what it seems it's the bodycam footage.
I think what Nick fears most is not being in control of the NARRATIVE. It's like when he had his falling out with Null. Nick didn't want it out there that he was trying to get his thread censored. That's why he never explicitly asked for that, while heavily implying it with every word. When everyone saw through this ruse and came to the conclusion that, yeah, he was being a little bitch and wanted his thread censored, he got incredibly angry. That stream with SEAN where he keeps yelling SEAN! SEAN! SEAN! is one of the few times I've seen him actually lose his cool and drop his smug, above-it-all manipulator persona. Losing control of the NARRATIVE makes him lose his temper. All of this to say, there is absolutely something on that bodycam footage that shatters his narrative, and he really, really doesn't want it seen.
 
He absolutely exhibits pill seeking behaviour. No MD with integrity will prescribe him with anything.
Maybe not now they wouldn't (they would anyway, they don't care) but he had that "diagnosis" from way before all this. He had it from before Rittenhouse. He talked about it all the time. He used it to stay awake for those late night streams a long time ago. Then he used it to counteract the alcohol, then he moved to the coke for that. Probably his brain was originally fried from modafinil abuse before he even went down the other two roads. Lack of sleep will seriously fuck you up all by itself.

What really cracks me up is that he gets a legit script for modafinil or whatever it is, but is willing to do cocaine. You can go right now to a number of websites and just order modafinil no script straight from India and theyll mail it right to your house no problem. You don't have to get a fake script for meds nobody checks for anyway.
 
Thanks a million - I'd seen this one around but had no idea it was free. Pretty good after working out the kinks:

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Repost of my own, but it fits:
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That and forever being called a child-neglecting felon without being able to refute it.
At this point, I legit think he doesn't fear that.
Because he's clearly so delusional that he believes not only will the judge acquit him, but that this will also lead to all his ex-friends and aylawwgs kneeling before him and he can return to his Depp vs. Heard glory days.
 
And yet, despite this skeletal faggot being apparently more concerned with his reputation with online *NERDS* than whether he goes to prison, he confirms a story that makes him look like a weak quivering faggot and makes Aaron look like a Chad.
Agreed, and this story also makes him look like a rotten-to-the-core misogynist.
Losing control of the NARRATIVE makes him lose his temper.
This is also why he's compelled to reply.
 
As near as a anybody can tell, White is taking Nick's money, spraying diarrhea on paper, and then filing it with the court. The results thus far have been disastrous.

It's difficult to explain White's actions other than he's flailing around trying to make Barnes happy. All to the determent of his client. He has yet to put forward anything even approaching a good argument.
Much like his idol, White will walk away from this clusterfuck with the money patting himself on the back and go back almost halfway across the state where he will likely never have to deal with the Kandiyohi county court system ever again so he won't even feel consequences for shitting on their bench and calling it pudding.
 
There are people who literally turn into IMODIUM junkies. Yes, the anti-diarrhea medication, because its mechanism of action is it's a weak opioid.
After recognizing that pyrethroids (a class of chemicals used in wasp spray and some other insecticides) had stimulant effects in overdose, some people realized that they could separate the active compounds from those insecticides and use them to get a stronger high from meth. Not a  better high, since they don't induce euphoria, just one that made them feel more fried. It's not exactly common for people to do it intentionally (as opposed to smoking meth they didn't know had been cut with it), but the fact that it's happened at all makes popping a ridiculous amount of armodafinil seem reasonable by comparison.
 
After recognizing that pyrethroids (a class of chemicals used in wasp spray and some other insecticides) had stimulant effects in overdose, some people realized that they could separate the active compounds from those insecticides and use them to get a stronger high from meth. Not a  better high, since they don't induce euphoria, just one that made them feel more fried. It's not exactly common for people to do it intentionally (as opposed to smoking meth they didn't know had been cut with it), but the fact that it's happened at all makes popping a ridiculous amount of armodafinil seem reasonable by comparison.
That is scary.
 
Nick thinks that he's the pinnacle of health

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I wouldn't trust him when he says his daughter was healthy


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Laugh while you can, nerd. When the reboot of Tales from the Crypt launches and Nick can play the Cryptkeeper without makeup or puppetry, Nick will be laughing all the way to the bank. He might even get a third crackwhore.
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After recognizing that pyrethroids (a class of chemicals used in wasp spray and some other insecticides) had stimulant effects in overdose, some people realized that they could separate the active compounds from those insecticides and use them to get a stronger high from meth. Not a  better high, since they don't induce euphoria, just one that made them feel more fried. It's not exactly common for people to do it intentionally (as opposed to smoking meth they didn't know had been cut with it), but the fact that it's happened at all makes popping a ridiculous amount of armodafinil seem reasonable by comparison.
There's an episode of Trailer Park Boys where Ricky is in jail and gets high by smoking bug spray.
 
That is scary.
Because it sounds like a ridiculous media scare headline, here's a link to a published article on the NIH website discussing pyrethroids. Highlights include the fact that 1 in 6 drug users in rural Kentucky report using them, and that some people just skip the middle man and coat their drugs with wasp spray. You know, just in case you had any hope left for humanity.
 
Because it sounds like a ridiculous media scare headline, here's a link to a published article on the NIH website discussing pyrethroids. Highlights include the fact that 1 in 6 drug users in rural Kentucky report using them, and that some people just skip the middle man and coat their drugs with wasp spray. You know, just in case you had any hope left for humanity.
Exactly. I dated a guy who I honestly didn't know he was into the drugs. I think I was just too lost in my own emotional issues and wound up with Battered Woman Syndrome. I watched my ex's downward spiral, and then finally pulled my head out of my ass and got the hell out of the relationship. It was terrible to watch. Watching this happen to Nick is triggering for me, but it's a strong reminder of what drugs can do. When I see the children involved, it pisses me right off! F Nick.
 
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