Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[mitsufan]

I hate his ear rape introduction so much. I hope someone confines this fat freak and plays it on a loop to torture him.
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Maybe you should stop destroying what remains of your brain with drugs.
You could just start a cooking channel too, I'm sure you'll do way better than Jack.

im not destroying my brain

 

[biggacracka]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

look up masaokis as well

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now. He is actually a worse and more unsafe cook than fatty. I didn't think that was possible

 

[mitsufan]

i hate steak

 

[Takoyaki.86]

I'd also like clarification on what a homeless/chicken house ministry is. Jack would never work with the homeless, couldn't work with animals, and doesn't know the Bible well enough to be a minister. And to copy something from librul big city Chiraq

I have no idea why this posted, sorry.

 

[The Stranger]

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now. He is actually a worse and more unsafe cook than fatty. I didn't think that was possible

He's more interesting too. He genuinely has a unique imagination, there's a spark of genius buried deep beneath his craziness.
Have you seen his video where he makes a pizza on his kitchen floor?

https://youtu.be/__vhIF1_7-A

archive

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He's more interesting too. He genuinely has a unique imagination, there's a spark of genius buried deep beneath his craziness.
Have you seen his video where he makes a pizza on his kitchen floor?

https://youtu.be/__vhIF1_7-A

archive

That actually looks much worse than Jack's pizzas that he's made. That is impressive

 

[AnOminous]

I remember the toilet steak video from a long time ago but totally forgot about it until now. He is actually a worse and more unsafe cook than fatty. I didn't think that was possible

I'm pretty sure he's taking the piss.

 

[a terminal posture]

He goes back to Dalt's to try the steak. He complains it would have been a top tier steak but it had no sneezning. He put this much garlic butter (which is definitely not sneezning) on it:

(did the dog scratch his left arm?)

 

[shumai]

that face he’s making is so stupid looking omfg

 

[densedance]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG

 

[biggacracka]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG


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I can manage a more "intellectually present face" even when high and drunk as fuck. This is the husk of a human. His conscience is long gone and the only thing left are echoes of it. Like the suits in that dr who episode that go "hey, who turned off the lights"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Costco Jack







Doubtful, especially on being a "Solo Filmmaker"



Self awareness, thy name isn't Jack



Ozempic is better than doing a "Carnivore diet" that consists of just pretending to be on one

 

[p1138]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG


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It's amazing how asymmetrical his head is.
He didn't even cook it, he didn't even cut it up(we know damn well Tammy did), but he manages to still somehow make it look as unappetizing as possible.

"It looks really gud" No, no it fucking doesn't. It looks fucking disgusting. And bitching about the SEEZNING... you can see the pepper from the steak on the fucking plate. Maybe if you didn't swallow more steak than butter, you'd be able to taste the fucking steak. "I like something on my steak" puts half a pound of fucking butter on it...

 

[AnOminous]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG


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What a dumb fat faggot.

Seasoning for steak: salt, pepper.

Maybe butter, maybe garlic. Maybe thyme. And not much.

Period. That's all you need. If you need A1 or something it's a shit steak.

 

[biggacracka]

Costco Jack

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Doubtful, especially on being a "Solo Filmmaker"

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Self awareness, thy name isn't Jack

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Ozempic is better than doing a "Carnivore diet" that consists of just pretending to be on one

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"go back to work, peasant, lord scalfatty needs to conduct his business"
Who the fuck he thinks he is? Kim Jun Un?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

IT GOT NO SNEEZEENING ON DA STEEGG


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Gluttony + Wrath = Jack Scalfani

 

[Dead Air]

How many 1.50 hot dogs do you think Jack consumes each visit to Costco? You think Tammy just leaves him at the food court and does her shopping?

 

[p1138]

How many 1.50 hot dogs do you think Jack consumes each visit to Costco? You think Tammy just leaves him at the food court and does her shopping?

None, he's admitted to eating entire rotochickens there.

 

[AnOminous]

Gluttony + Wrath = Jack Scalfani
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Those both look like less brain-damaged fucking retards than the actual Jack.