Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
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Juliana shared this reel. Regardless of your stance on Palestine, do you really want to be represented by some fat bitch dancing around like she's in a hair commercial without a care in the world? Imagine showing this dumb ass clip to some mother that lost her infant in all the chaos that's going on over there. Jesus christ.
 
Corissa has containers from at least 4 fast food places in that photo 💀 Taco Bell, Tropical Smoothie, Pizza Hut and something else I can’t identify. So much for that rural living
The thing by the Tropical Smoothie cup is a Nothing Bundt Cakes container. The shape and stripe tape down the side are right for that. There’s one in Lawrence, but I have no idea if you can get that delivered or if that’s why they went for a drive after four days at home.
 
Nothing Bundt Cakes container.
If they're eating those cakes casually, they're spending even more money on food than I thought. The 8 inch bundt starts at 30 bucks and the 10 inch starts at 43. There are optional add ons, of course, and you know they'd want more shit on their cake.

If they spent 50 bucks on a cake just for shits and giggles, then they probably also ate 80+ dollars of Door Dash meals that day.
 
Why lie about being the first time to eat taco Bell in years? No one will believe it, even without video evidence to prove otherwise. Plus I thought they're proud of their fast food addiction anyways?
Did I dream she recently said something from Taco Bell was her favorite recently?

One of my favorite things to eat is coconut rice with fish and I eat it as much as possible. I can't imagine going years without eating it. What willpower.
 
@LonesomeDud, I believe she said that a Pepsi from Taco Bell is her favorite dessert. Not a Pepsi from the store, or from a vending machine, or from any fast food outlet with a sofa machine, mind you. It has to be a Pepsi from Taco Bell, because she has such discriminating taste.

Also, there is literally no easier baked good to make than a Bundt cake. Maybe a quick bread, if only because those don't generally have an icing glaze like a Bundt does (and you know Coco isn't skipping the icing on anything). Still, anyone who buys a $$$ commercial Bundt cake is a fool. Or irredeemably lazy. Or both in this case, I suppose.
 
Eh, I get the desire for a good fountain drink, so I won't throw shade over this.

Back when I worked a shit retail job I'd sometimes treat myself to a large diet coke from a specific McDonalds nearby because their CO2 ratio was just *chef's kiss*, and an ice cold, perfectly bubbly soda is a lovely treat on a bad day.
 
What a bizarre choice of video to post. Juliana was genuinely surprised she was being filmed, and the overdone laughter seemed very, very uncomfortable with it.

Was Corissa trying to shame her? Was it intended as a health wake up call from others? The struggle to hurple down the sidewalk with tits-a-swinging certainly makes an impression.

Corissa knows damn well that video would get all the wrong people saying all the wrong things about Juliana. "Because you're cute!" Only an idiot would think that's why Corissa actually posted that video.
Even though the rain obscures the glass you can still see the exact moment J realizes the camera is on her and she suddenly needs to be “happy fat content ready.” What a depressing way to live. I think Corissa was also a bit giddy because they were going to gorge on fresh piles of hot slop instead of doordash’ed piles of slop.
What a shoddy looking disaster that kitchen is. It looks like the same quality work we saw in their bathroom renovation.

Given the general quality of the food they buy and products they shill may not notice how shoddy and half-assed all modifications they’ve made to the house have been. Older houses were custom built by skilled carpenters and the cheap modern manufactured modular shit contractors use today to “renovate” don’t work.
 
Between Corissa's humiliating caption and Julianna's vacant, dopey stare, this gives me a terrifying glimpse into the world in which Corissa became a mommy blogger instead of a fashion blogger. Given her hatred of healthcare, I doubt she would've been a munchie mom, but for once, Kiwis, let us be grateful neither she nor Julianna reproduced, or ever will.
 
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