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Mick92 said:
Also, anyone else thinks Chris probably has a cojoined twin, just like Kangaskhan? Except his is probably in his brain. Or his stomach.
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is playing Lego Dimensions again and has loaded a bunch of new levels into the game, including the Sonic level.

The cost of those levels is about $153, so he's confirmed to have spent over $2,500 on toys last year.
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Roughly 16.44% of his tugboat if his 1300 a month has not gone up.

CharlieBrowns said:
Worth noting that My Name is Mayo is a dumb gimmick game where you simply tap on a jar and it tells you a story about mayonnaise. To get all the trophies and complete the game, you have to tap the thing hundreds, if not thousands, of times. According to his trophy list, he has completed it twice.

Stressful life, ladies and gentlemen.

Edit: You have to tap the mayo at least 10,000 times to complete the game.
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Was he hoping for a alternate ending?

The American Hedgehog said:
I always thought it was funny how Chris saw his top trinity of enemies for years as Schroeder, Walsh and Snyder. Two-thirds of the people he hated most are women, yet he puts women on a pedestal.
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Those people personally wronged him tho with exception of Megan. Chris was basically convinced by his parents she was in league with the trolls and he resisted that for a long while.
 
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DragoonSierra said:
Was he hoping for a alternate ending?
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Heh, if I was Chris, I'd always be hoping for an alternate ending.

I'm surprised he mustered up the energy to tap something 20,000 times. Probably the closest he's ever come to manual labour. Although I wouldn't be surprised if he had taped the button down or something.

Not sure how he would have worked around the Vita's touchscreen though. Probably leave it in the cat's litterbox and let nature do its thing.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
I always thought it was funny how Chris saw his top trinity of enemies for years as Schroeder, Walsh and Snyder. Two-thirds of the people he hated most are women, yet he puts women on a pedestal.
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being stabbed in the back by those you think are perfect hurts more than being stabbed by the person you suspected of being a DANG DIRTY MALE stabber
snyder is only there because he was a gatekeeper to a place of nostalgia
 
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TiggerNits said:
Has Chris gone off about the Cotton-Ceiling yet? Because that seems like something that he's gonna got nuclear over
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cotton_Ceiling
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It's been alleged that Chris was made fun of by lesbians for being an obvious poser looking for an excuse to pee in the ladies room.
I mean, geez. Chris can at least shave and learn proper make up so he doesn't look like a drunk, depressed clown.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
I always thought it was funny how Chris saw his top trinity of enemies for years as Schroeder, Walsh and Snyder. Two-thirds of the people he hated most are women, yet he puts women on a pedestal.
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Chris reflexively assumes that men and women work the way they do in sitcoms (with men being moronic jackasses while women are exasperated saints who could fix everything if the men weren't so stupid).

Chris being Chris, he cannot process that this isn't how reality works. If he runs into a smart, tactful man or a complete shrew of a woman, he simply assumes that they are exceptions and continues as usual.
 
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TiggerNits said:
Has Chris gone off about the Cotton-Ceiling yet? Because that seems like something that he's gonna got nuclear over
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cotton_Ceiling
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He already sees himself as a female lesbian soul whatever. He won't be the one rejected; he will be doing the rejecting for not being a true biological female like him. This doesn't make Chris very different from the average person though. Lots of people say that they support trannies and believe they are changing sex, but 99% of those "allies" aren't sucking a nice girldick or putting their d into the scarred remains of an inside out wiener.
 
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