Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

Billy Bob Dick said:
fantastic lyrics!
but a bit too "avante-garde" for my taste

SO - here's a punk-pop version generated by https://brev.ai/

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(The "secrets" everybody knows" line got butchered by a watermark for suno.com the AI shoved in;
after editing for continuity however, the result is absolutely slamming)
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Thanks. I like your version too, really nice. Sometimes Suno is hallucinating and it gets weird, like this one even I do like the whole avantgarde ambient anti-folk style. Style prompt was “female vocals, post-minimalism, mississippi delta blues”, pretty simple. I didnt think of adding something Chinese sadly, that could have made it even better for the comedy of it but it is what it is.

Lyrics were written with the Suni AI with some pointers like ´dog hair´, and then I rewrote them, but I had similar issues. The (no one is safe) line did not make it into the version, I can only assume because of the context.

Elliot is one of my favorite cows just for his absolute batshittery while fully convinced he has the moral high ground.
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blur2990 said:
@teriyakiburns with his videos inspired me to do a song (sort of a song). It says its 4:00 min long but it really is only about the half of it, the rest is dead air and insane talking, which ironically is very fitting. The frog posting last year was one of the funniest things ever so in that spirit I present you some autism...

Lyrics:

I am Elliot Fong Jones
and I am a consent accident enjoyer
playing with my girls
dog hair on my sweater
I dont care
Switzerland is calling me
I have fond memories
of many consent accidents

mismatched socks and quirky grins
chocolate in my pocket
and pokemons to lure them in
those echoes whisper secrets
secrets everybody knows
joyful days in Switzerland
I am Elliot Fong Jones
and I am a consent accident enjoyer

accidents on purpose
always finding pleasure
dog hair in my cereal
dog hair everywhere

drunken by my own importance
Kiwi Farms, Switzerland
USA, Australia, Canada
(no one is safe)
dog hair on my sneakers
dog hair on my lovers

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Kermit-ified both of them. I recommend playing both at once for a magical time.
 
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Clown said:
Counterpoint, Elliot is not a real woman and using she/her to describe him spits in the face of every woman out there.

The person who has spent a significant portion of his life abusing his power over others to get his way shouldn't be given that degree of respect. Elliot is a fat, eye-rotted consent-accidenting manchild.
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Shut up with your pronoun sperging you dumb faggot this is Kiwi Farms and we'll use whatever goddamn pronouns we like.
 
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Clown said:
Who?
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This is kiwifarms and we have a collective history and customs that new sisters like you might not be aware of. Off the top of my head, some of the cultural terms we have built up include: “us,” “she,” “nigger,” and “faggot.” You need to spend some time here and learn our culture before you can start trying to act as a janny. If you really want a crash course, I suggest dm’ing Dyn (tag removed because I didn’t receive consent before mentioning, just trying to protect my fellow sisters).
 
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enamelled toothbrush said:
This is kiwifarms and we have a collective history and customs that new sisters like you might not be aware of. Off the top of my head, some of the cultural terms we have built up include: “us,” “she,” “nigger,” and “faggot.” You need to spend some time here and learn our culture before you can start trying to act as a janny. If you really want a crash course, I suggest dm’ing Dyn (tag removed because I didn’t receive consent before mentioning, just trying to protect my fellow sisters).
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blur2990 said:
@teriyakiburns with his videos inspired me to do a song (sort of a song). It says its 4:00 min long but it really is only about the half of it, the rest is dead air and insane talking, which ironically is very fitting. The frog posting last year was one of the funniest things ever so in that spirit I present you some autism...

Lyrics:

I am Elliot Fong Jones
and I am a consent accident enjoyer
playing with my girls
dog hair on my sweater
I dont care
Switzerland is calling me
I have fond memories
of many consent accidents

mismatched socks and quirky grins
chocolate in my pocket
and pokemons to lure them in
those echoes whisper secrets
secrets everybody knows
joyful days in Switzerland
I am Elliot Fong Jones
and I am a consent accident enjoyer

accidents on purpose
always finding pleasure
dog hair in my cereal
dog hair everywhere

drunken by my own importance
Kiwi Farms, Switzerland
USA, Australia, Canada
(no one is safe)
dog hair on my sneakers
dog hair on my lovers

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Awesome. I love Dong Gone inspired music. He should be proud he has inspired such creativity. He even has one to suit his Covid fixation.

troonshine said:
ruhro erriot...
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See this shit happens every time he Kool Aid Mans his way in somewhere to try to cry about the mean old flightless bird farmers "harrassing" him.
It makes people wonder who he is, and through his own actions he is synonymous with rape, so they inevitably hear about "consent accidents" and because this dumb fuck picked a term so meme worthy to try to minimize his sexual assaults it makes people want to know more.
He's toxic to his own objectives at this point, he's such an obviously compromised source that anyone looking into him can see his campaign for censorship is entirely self serving and because he's trying to erase his record of some very questionable behavior.
He'd actual serve his stated interest better by stepping away, because he is optics poison, but he won't do that because he's a narc, and his whole campaign is entirely about him not the poor bullied Trans folk.

Fucking Dong lol.
 
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Deezy said:
Who would honestly give a fuck about getting COVID now? Who does he think is so invested in his personal health that he’s going to post health updates as he goes? What the fuck does “CO2 stats” even mean?
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teriyakiburns said:
The zero COVID types use it as a proxy for ventilation and air purity.
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I had a feeling the CO2 thing might be COVID-related. Otherwise, my best guess would have been LFJ being one of those people who are gung-ho on zero net carbon emissions and wanted the conference to have as close to zero such emissions as possible in the name of "Environmental justice" or whatever the eco-friendly buzzphrase of the day happens to be. (Insert why not both meme here)

As for COVID, the current strain(s) have been mild enough that some people don't even know they had it until they received a positive test result. My other best guess why LFJ would be so concerned would be the possibility that SRS causes immunocompromisation issues that might make COVID worse if caught. We all know how hygiene isn't the strongest suit of many convention goers. Also add a dose of hype from LFJ to make COVID seem scarier and more ominous than necessary for anyone who practices proper hygiene and healthy habits.
 
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Kiwi Lime Pie said:
I had a feeling the CO2 thing might be COVID-related. Otherwise, my best guess would have been LFJ being one of those people who are gung-ho on zero net carbon emissions and wanted the conference to have as close to zero such emissions as possible in the name of "Environmental justice" or whatever the eco-friendly buzzphrase of the day happens to be. (Insert why not both meme here)
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Covid was also the one time the more common variety of control freaks had any sort of power with people to police them over their social distancing.

The trend with LFJ's behavior over control should be becoming obvious.
 
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Kiwi Lime Pie said:
I had a feeling the CO2 thing might be COVID-related. Otherwise, my best guess would have been LFJ being one of those people who are gung-ho on zero net carbon emissions and wanted the conference to have as close to zero such emissions as possible in the name of "Environmental justice" or whatever the eco-friendly buzzphrase of the day happens to be. (Insert why not both meme here)

As for COVID, the current strain(s) have been mild enough that some people don't even know they had it until they received a positive test result. My other best guess why LFJ would be so concerned would be the possibility that SRS causes immunocompromisation issues that might make COVID worse if caught. We all know how hygiene isn't the strongest suit of many convention goers. Also add a dose of hype from LFJ to make COVID seem scarier and more ominous than necessary for anyone who practices proper hygiene and healthy habits.
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That and having a constant open wound between his legs that he routinely has to force open.
 
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