Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Pennypacker said:
@anliteralidiot

I was rewatching this stream from the tange arc from March 2021: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9g24MS-w40 .
At the 3 hour mark or so cyraxx joins and rages, but it looks like he is missing his front teeth?

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I know you are the raxtooth expert, do you have any insight on this? Are his gums just grown over the teeth here?
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This always fucked with me cause it does look like he lost his two front teeth from this angle. Now I know you could hypothetically shove a lost tooth back in and it will heal but Cyrax's roots are probably all dead and infected so I don't know.

Maybe he has that rare disorder that causes teeth to grow out and the skeleton keeps producing more calcium until it cripples the afflicted. Would explain why he looks so stiff and says "Ow" when walking. Maybe there is no disorder and he is such a genetic mystery he can grow lost teeth back.
 
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Artaius said:
This always fucked with me cause it does look like he lost his two front teeth from this angle. Now I know you could hypothetically shove a lost tooth back in and it will heal but Cyrax's roots are probably all dead and infected so I don't know.

Maybe he has that rare disorder that causes teeth to grow out and the skeleton keeps producing more calcium until it cripples the afflicted. Would explain why he looks so stiff and says "Ow" when walking. Maybe there is no disorder and he is such a genetic mystery he can grow lost teeth back.
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His teeth are mangled and he appears to have several rows of teeth in places, I had assumed that when he lost one or two the others pushed forward, I don't know if that's even possible but when he got his mush mouth close to the camera to scream at Tony the last year you could see the twisted and misaligned front teeth with what appeared to be other twisted teeth in a row behind. At this point who knows, I would bet he's not seen a dentist since he was in middle school, he doesn't brush his teeth (mf doesn't even clean the jizz from his beard at this point)

There are many mysteries around his anatomy and genetic make up, hopefully his body will be donated to science.

He is so detached from reality at this point, if you told me he believed himself to be a mutated Warhammer orc and that in fact his teeth have and hold an intrinsic value, it wouldn't be a shock, his self delusion is terminal at this point.
 
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His teeth are mangled and he appears to have several rows of teeth in places, I had assumed that when he lost one or two the others pushed forward, I don't know if that's even possible but when he got his mush mouth close to the camera to scream at Tony the last year you could see the twisted and misaligned front teeth with what appeared to be other twisted teeth in a row behind. At this point who knows, I would bet he's not seen a dentist since he was in middle school, he doesn't brush his teeth (mf doesn't even clean the jizz from his beard at this point)
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Nah, it's just blood from getting punched. Nothing moved forward. The clearest view we've ever gotten of his top teeth, and their layout, is from before the punch video @Pennypacker was asking about.
Timestamped from the Mazettic documentary about Tange:
But look at them...
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His eyes look like they're popping out of his head...
The main difference between that video and now, is Ed punching him. Yes, he lost a front tooth recently, the one we see bloody a few posts ago, but he didn't lose it then.

Comparing it to my other Cyraxx Teeth Posts, it looks like Ed pushed an edge of that tooth back, compressing his gums even more, and making it weaker overall, until it finally snapped this year.
anliteralidiot said:
lmao what the fuck? no he does not look normal from the front.

I am *the* Cyraxx tooth sperg. He doesn't give profile shots a lot.
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See how his front teeth are a little more tented? Triangular? Versus the Tange video, where they're straight-on.

I don't think he's ever seen a dentist. It's child neglect to have someone like Chance not getting help, and dentists are mandated reporters.
 
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Has Chance made a new video talking about how he lost his little brother to the trolls yet? I really hope this isn't the end of this new arc, it was just getting good.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
I nominate @SquishBall to archive this and upload it... You know, practice what you preach.
:^) - The newfag wouldn't do it anyway.
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I take back my Nigga word. I'm just extremely nosy when it comes to Cyraxx's ""Content"" albeit when he uploads static, boring as fuck videos. Little guy is so lame, it's fascinating to me.
Edit: Also I am too lazy to do the dirty work of archiving
 
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Would explain why he looks so stiff and says "Ow" when walking.
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He's faking it.

He pretends to be weak in front of cops to make them think he's a victim. He moves around just fucking fine when he feels the need to step up to someone. No pain evident there when he's stomping around to yell at Marty.
 
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DrunkServal said:
He's faking it.

He pretends to be weak in front of cops to make them think he's a victim. He moves around just fucking fine when he feels the need to step up to someone. No pain evident there when he's stomping around to yell at Marty.
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I like how in front of cops he turns into this feeble person thats the king of suffering. Shows how manipulative he is. I feel that if the cops pushed a little more when they talk to him, he would raxxout and they wohld tase his goblin ass.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
I like how in front of cops he turns into this feeble person thats the king of suffering. Shows how manipulative he is. I feel that if the cops pushed a little more when they talk to him, he would raxxout and they wohld tase his goblin ass.
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I'm gonna go out on a speculative limb for a moment and theorize that this is how he acted in front of school officials when other kids in his school got tired of his bullshit and gave him a beatdown.

EDIT: I just have to say, as an arthritic, his fake pain makes me furious.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
I feel that if the cops pushed a little more when they talk to him, he would raxxout and they wohld tase his goblin ass.
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I don't think so. Cops represent the authority figure he mostly lacked while growing up, he's only able to whine and grovel when meeting them face to face. He'll put up the tough guy act once he's back safely up in the goblin attic. I recall at least several streams of him grumbling "if these muhfuggen pigs would only do their job"...

I'm not sure what the occasion was, probably after he got beaten by Marty.
 
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I don't think so. Cops represent the authority figure he mostly lacked while growing up, he's only able to whine and grovel when meeting them face to face. He'll put up the tough guy act once he's back safely up in the goblin attic. I recall at least several streams of him grumbling "if these muhfuggen pigs would only do their job"...

I'm not sure what the occasion was, probably after he got beaten by Marty.
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He shit talks him behind their back and i remember he saying something along the lines of suing the akron police.
 
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I don't think so. Cops represent the authority figure he mostly lacked while growing up, he's only able to whine and grovel when meeting them face to face. He'll put up the tough guy act once he's back safely up in the goblin attic. I recall at least several streams of him grumbling "if these muhfuggen pigs would only do their job"...

I'm not sure what the occasion was, probably after he got beaten by Marty.
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Wasn't there some bodycam footage of Chance getting mouthy with the cops? Saying "You don't know what I've been through! Do your fucking jobs!" or something like that?

Chance will get mouthy with people if he thinks they can't get to him. After he got arrested he seems to fear law enforcement more and seems to be watching how he acts around them.
 
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He shit talks him behind their back and i remember he saying something along the lines of suing the akron police.
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Actually I was wrong on both counts. Raxx was running his mouth on cops months before the Marty fight:


Also he has given attitude to the cops live, albeit from behind the safety of their house's door.


Finally, found this fresh animation while looking for the police clips. Decent stuff.

 
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When Raxx dies, his body is going to be sliced up and displayed at a Body Worlds exhibit. Sally may be able to do an auction for his corpse and raise a ton of money so she can enjoy her retirement years and then Raxx can be displayed. If no one is dishing out the big bucks, she can always sell his corpse to be used as a Halloween decoration.
 
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He shit talks him behind their back and i remember he saying something along the lines of suing the akron police.
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"Akron cops are just a bunch of fuckin' lazy pigs!"
30 seconds and 2 wheezes later
"I got friends in the police that are waiting on my word, Marty!"

"I DON'T CARE IF I CATCH A CHARGE! I'M NOT AFRAID OF GETTING ARRESTED!!"
Cyraxx catches a charge and the police arrest him
"I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!! ED!! HELP!!! Mom...I'm scared...."
 
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Since we are at it how long would raxx last in prison before dying or becoming a prison bitch?

Also what are the odds of him getting into a prison gang?
 
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When Raxx dies, his body is going to be sliced up and displayed at a Body Worlds exhibit. Sally may be able to do an auction for his corpse and raise a ton of money so she can enjoy her retirement years and then Raxx can be displayed. If no one is dishing out the big bucks, she can always sell his corpse to be used as a Halloween decoration.
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I have always wondered how his brain looks like I bet his Melon is smooth and full of water
 
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