Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai - A former nepobaby Fishtank contestant proved too retarded to take a joke, internet tough guy, loves fat hispanic women

[Osama Bin Laden]

New Instagram post.

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fishchat reaction:

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

fishchat reaction:
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Hey it's me!

 

[Rum Wife]

New Alex post: more coping and reminiscing. How long do you guys think he's gonna be hung up on fishtank? Months? Years?
Link to post, comments are funny

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

How long do you guys think he's gonna be hung up on fishtank?

For the rest of his life until he inevitably overdoses on crack.

 

[AssignedEva]

For the rest of his life until he inevitably overdoses on crack.

Yeah, so months? Years?

 

[Halloween23]

New Alex post: more coping and reminiscing. How long do you guys think he's gonna be hung up on fishtank? Months? Years?
Link to post, comments are funny

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This fucking dork still seething about a sparring match lol

Stuff like this is how you can tell he really is a spoiled bitch

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

im glad that whenever i make threads, they stay active in PG until it gets moved

godspeed you monkeyfuckers for archiving his Instagram because I don't know how much more skitzo junkie babble I can take

lol he edited the caption and turned off comments

New Alex post: more coping and reminiscing. How long do you guys think he's gonna be hung up on fishtank? Months? Years?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

this guy goes on about his family and muh honor à la Cyraxx

 

[Charnel Ground]

If you've visited Alex's @the_real_alexb_ account on X, you've noticed that he really fucking hates the Kardashians, and especially Khloe Kardashian for some reason.

Here are all of Alex's vendetta tweets against the Kardashians, compiled and archived:

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Spoiler: moar

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[Osama Bin Laden]

If you've visited Alex's @the_real_alexb_ account on X, you've noticed that he really fucking hates the Kardashians, and especially Khloe Kardashian for some reason.

okay maybe he's not completely bad

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Alogging the Kardashians on xitter is weak. Instagram is the better platform for celebrity alogging.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

If you've visited Alex's @the_real_alexb_ account on X, you've noticed that he really fucking hates the Kardashians, and especially Khloe Kardashian for some reason.

Here are all of Alex's vendetta tweets against the Kardashians, compiled and archived.
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Considering Alex and the ogre have shared other social media, and the way they are short tweets coming off as a bitchy woman I think the twitter account might actually be his wife. I feel if Alex made these posts he'd ramble on past the word count and this was probably some efame monkey bs they drew up and was later used by his wife and forgotten.

 

[AssignedEva]

lol he edited the caption and turned off comments

He was using that stupid line - "his lip was busted; my face is pretty" as proof he beat Simbal four days ago when he first left the house. At this point you could feed the last couple days of Alex's social media into a LLM and - as long as it repeated phrases verbatim - the output would be indistinguishable from his next rant.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Considering Alex and the ogre have shared other social media, and the way they are short tweets coming off as a bitchy woman I think the twitter account might actually be his wife. I feel if Alex made these posts he'd ramble on past the word count and this was probably some efame monkey bs they drew up and was later used by his wife and forgotten.

I can see that. I will say though, production became aware of these tweets and one night in conversation Jet asked Alex about the Kardashians and he went off, so it's safe to say Alex also does hate the Kardashians.

Also, before the Kardashian vendetta posting there is a plug for his PSN username and the vendettas before that are against tech reviewer Matt Swider, Sony, and restock scam accounts so Alex was definitely still using this account in mid 2021. If anyone wants to parse out all the Playstation-related activity that would be amazing.

As long as I'm on twitter here's some Kelly Osbourne hate:
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And here's Alex responding to some crypto chatter with a rant about white history month, black women getting abortions, black on black crime, and slavery...? I guess because the account has #BLM and shit in its profile? He is the only two replies on this tweet. The replies to Alex are random fishank fans from this month.

[link, archive]

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

A Police Scanner Enjoyer has posted proof that Alex's gigantic slobwife called the cops 4 times in total, twice after she left the house.

sauce

 

[Charnel Ground]

A Police Scanner Enjoyer has posted proof that Alex's gigantic slobwife called the cops 4 times in total, twice after she left the house.

sauce

local archive

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

local archive

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You beat me to it

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Alex's page on the official Fishtank wiki has been updated.
It's a sad day, pour one out for our homie.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

I wonder how Alex feels about Frank visiting and defacing his father's grave.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Reposting from the Fishtank thread:

Okay, I know people have been trying to find the Relative Justice episode that Alex is in, and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I've never had this much trouble finding a season of a TV show before.

I believe that Alex is on Season 2, Episode 10, but I cannot watch Season 2 of this show. I bit the bullet and signed up for a YouTube TV trial but you can't even watch the shit on YouTube TV. The same thing with Apple TV, it refuses to let you

https://archive.ph/zaDMd