Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
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Just scream and yell and watch the gator pull your friend out I to open water. Dont, I dont know, throw shit and it, grab some sticks and rush it with a bunch of people to spook it.
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Was she hanging out too closely to the riverbank? Those things are known to track prey and watch for patterns in their behavior.
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Just scream and yell and watch the gator pull your friend out I to open water. Dont, I dont know, throw shit and it, grab some sticks and rush it with a bunch of people to spook it.
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lolwut ... you really think a group of fat women stand a chance against a hungry gator that's already caught its prey and pulling it back into the water for lunch?

Have you ever seen how hard experts struggle to control these crazy animals in the wild when they need to capture one?
 
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moocow said:
lolwut ... you really think a group of fat women stand a chance against a hungry gator that's already caught its prey and pulling it back into the water for lunch?

Have you ever seen how hard experts struggle to control these crazy animals in the wild when they need to capture one?
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Yep. Even if some someone tried to step into the water unless they had a knife or something that could actually hurt a hungry quarter of a tonne reptile it would end with them only being able to accomplish precisely as much as the wee little piggy who tried to help his friend in this video


 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
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Just scream and yell and watch the gator pull your friend out I to open water. Dont, I dont know, throw shit and it, grab some sticks and rush it with a bunch of people to spook it.
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It always tickles me when I see people waving like they are, like “come back and swim where it’s safe! Where are you going?!” as if he has a choice in the matter.
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
The last one was a entire fucking plot. He got in, had no idea how to get out and obviously didn't think about it until it was too late. He rolled the dice the moment he tried to climb on a glass shelf. Broken glass can be stupid sharp and it obviously sliced him like the flesh wasn't even there.
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You forgot when he tries to make a tourniquet then kicks the door with the same leg hes bleeding from
 
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RollerGator said:
Reminder to never call the police under any circumstances. There's a 50/50 chance they will murder you as soon as they show up.
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Any time you are tempted to call the police, just stop and think, "would the situation be improved by the introduction of multiple sub-100 IQ individuals each armed with a gun and the authorization to merc me should even one of them feel spooked for so much as a nanosecond?"

The worst part is that, as a woman, the asshole who broke into his house and got him killed after he "did the right thing" and called the cops to take her in will probably get a minimum sentence while they shuffle Officer Fiddlesticks to another precinct where his jumpy dumbass will kill again the next time anyone so much as holds a spork too aggressively when he shows up to a scene. Nigga would have been better off slitting the dumb bitch's throat and dumping her body out in the Nevada desert.
 
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Charred Dinosaur said:
Yep. Even if some someone tried to step into the water unless they had a knife or something that could actually hurt a hungry quarter of a tonne reptile it would end with them only being able to accomplish precisely as much as the wee little piggy who tried to help his friend in this video


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Kinda pisses me off how they coaxed the pig to it's death like that. Feels like wildlife abuse. That wasn't natural selection, that was people wanting to see an animal die and then causing it to happen. Rubs me the wrong way.
 
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TheArtilleryman said:
Kinda pisses me off how they coaxed the pig to it's death like that. Feels like wildlife abuse. That wasn't natural selection, that was people wanting to see an animal die and then causing it to happen. Rubs me the wrong way.
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Note that only one pig was retarded enough to actually keep going into the water when the rest of them were just backing away from it.


I'm kind of siding with "natural selection" on this.
 
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NerdShamer said:
Note that only one pig was retarded enough to actually keep going into the water when the rest of them were just backing away from it.


I'm kind of siding with "natural selection" on this.
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Let's settle with "assisted selection" then.

People are rating me dumb but you all  know it's different when it's humans causing animal suffering for entertainment, which is exactly what they did. I admit it's nowhere near as bad as Million Pity or what have you but it's blurring the lines a little bit IMO.
 
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TheArtilleryman said:
Let's settle with "assisted selection" then.

People are rating me dumb but you all  know it's different when it's humans causing animal suffering for entertainment, which is exactly what they did. I admit it's nowhere near as bad as Million Pity or what have you but it's blurring the lines a little bit IMO.
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The pig still goes in the direction of gator's mouth as you pity him.
 
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