Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Mandarys_Milan said:
Nothing but Shmorky talking/boasting about himself and ageplay where I had to pretend I was his "mommy" or "big sister" and I wouldn't let him go to the bathroom until he pissed and shit in the diaper he was wearing.
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Christ, it's as if he's programmed to repeat the exact same RP lines/scenario. There's going to be a day when he'll start malfunctioning like a stuttering robot with his head spinning off along with shit & piss flying everywhere sprinkler-style.
 
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Curt Sibling said:
It kills me that Shmorky has this ability to draw the most cute and commercially
viable characters, but abuses this gift in the most vulgar rotteness imaginable.
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Years ago (more like 10) the scummy business man/"artist" Todd Goldman ripped of a bunch of actually talented people, including Shmorky, and made a fortune on t-shirts and other stuff. Shmorky is even on the guy's wikipedia page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Goldman

edit: Proof: http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/
 
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...how do you even know how to breathe? (more importantly why do i even care)

[EDIT: 04/01/17 - to prevent double-posting or flooding] you know, i've known this is how the Tumblr-left has been for years, but i don't think i'll ever really be able to come to terms with or process it. they cry and bitch and moan and start a rage-train, dropping "neo-nazi" and "pedophile" or whatever new aggressive word they pick up like a toddler at anyone or anything they don't like, but then the minute the chips are down and someone needs real help, and they have the evidence to prove it, they just can't be bothered. "i'm not touching that." "it's false and twisted." "i know the real story." i don't really know what to think or say about the callousness of this. i'm genuinely befuddled by the fact that these people are more concerned with maintaining some impossible-to-manage status quo that they just don't want to do anything or speak out. god forbid you do the decent thing instead of plugging your ears or just pretending you're politically relevant to a bunch of clueless pre-teens.

all i can say is, i really hope Shmorky gets penalized for this. i really hope that i'm just looking at someone being shell-shocked instead of someone completely devoid of empathy.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
Yeah, I can pretty much guarantee it. He pissed his pants in front of me and when I went into his room that one time there were diapers strewn about all over the floor. I didn't have the stomach to check if they were dirty or not but for someone so deeply obsessed with that fetish I'm sure he was doing business in them.
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You know what, that would explain the pills he takes that supposedly gets rid of fecal odor. :stress:
 
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That Darn Mimic said:
Since it's hard to confirm Shmork is in the hospital, could he have not walked into the lobby, posted that, then left just for pity points?
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That's what I was going to ask. The place where I work lets me tag myself there from the parking lot, across the street, or almost a block away. He could have just had someone drive him through the driveway, then back home. He could be laying low at home right now.
 
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That Darn Mimic said:
Since it's hard to confirm Shmork is in the hospital, could he have not walked into the lobby, posted that, then left just for pity points?
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Shmorky hasn't said anything on the internet for a while now, which indicates he doesn't have internet access.

EDIT: Also the brothers melt down over him potentially "losing his brother over this shit" is a pretty clear indicator something happened.
 
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That Darn Mimic said:
Since it's hard to confirm Shmork is in the hospital, could he have not walked into the lobby, posted that, then left just for pity points?
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He's gone further than that for pity points, so it's highly likely.

I'm having a pretty interesting conversation with one of Shmorky's old friends right now, a girl who knew him since they were both 18.

I just wish... He didn't deny ever being Dave Kelly

Well that's who he is lol
that's the name on his license
that's what his mom calls him

Yeah... we lost contact for a couple years and when I came back I totally didn't recognize who he was trying to be
it was as though every conversation I've ever had to him was something I must have made up in my mind

So you knew him before he got into that gender stuff?

Yes
I remember talking on the phone with him when I used a regular voice

What was he like back then?

Very different LOL

Really, that's interesting
Different how?

My friend introduced me to living in greytown and a couple of his other early comics. I sent him an email telling him how much I really loved living in greytown and then I started drawing on his old oekaki board yadda yadda..
I remember when his voice was deeper we used to call each other on the phone and make funny little voices.

Was he a nicer, more open, honest kind of person then?
It's funny because he would SWEAR to me that his squeaky voice was his real voice
I figured that wasn't possible

He never had a Butch ass manly voice
But it was just kind of a normal guy voice not... what I hear these days
Sometimes we wouldn't hear from each other for a while and when we did get back in touch he did invite me to little drawing boards excetera excetera
I used to have a fur Affinity account LOL and I remember he set up one too

He denied ever being a furry too

..................................

So how long were you friends with Shmorky?
I didn't know you went back that far

I've known snorky since I was 18 and I'm 33 now
Again we've had some times where we we're distant but not intentionally
oh dammmn

Did you ever see the pictures of him when he was in his early 20s on Encyclopedia dramatica?
here, I think I have one

With his glasses in his pants in his chest hair
those are real
I guess was always kind of had me wondering since we got back in touch
Is this really him?

Yep

See I fucking knew it

If you look close enough and noses and everything

He kept telling me they were fake for some reason

yeah, I know
like, what's there even to be ashamed of?
He looks like a normal guy to me

He said that to me and it kind of sort of pissed me off because I'm kind of like is this a game???

Yeah like what the fuck! You KNEW him then
Fuck he looked NORMAL then
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The rabbit hole just never ends with him. Her story matches up with Lowtax's - he was a normal guy when he was younger but then he disappeared off the earth for a few years and came back a different person. Didn't just change, but actually DENIED that the old him ever existed. This is a person who KNEW him when he was in his early 20s. Hung out with him in real life, and he tells her that pictures of him when he was younger aren't real. What the bleeding Christ could have happened to him in those years that he went missing that changed him so drastically? I'm really beginning to wonder if he has some weird kind of dissociative identity disorder.
 
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