Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[shumai]

That's Elaine who did that not Zoey you retard.

elaine didnt do that either

 

[Battyforluv]

That's Elaine who did that not Zoey you retard.

Not retarded but I prob got em mixed up.

But yeah this is def Zoey

 

[The Un-Clit]

Bible not real and not my name

Thank you for winning me a tallboy of Cariboo Malt from a friend (I have those) who swore up and down you'd never actually say it once I pointed it out like that. I should have made it a 6-pack bet.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Not retarded but I prob got em mixed up.

But yeah this is def Zoey

ME NOT RETARDED, ME JUST GET MIXED UP

THAT ZOEY, ME KNOW BECAUSE HER SAY IT

 

[shumai]

That's Elaine who did that, not Zoey you retard.

both me and elaine are victims of deepfake selfharm pics, so please stop lying

 

[Battyforluv]

both me and elaine are victims of deepfake selfharm pics, so please stop lying

It's gonna be okay Zoey. Once you finally learn to pick up your groceries and eat a Snickers, I'm sure you'll be okay.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It's gonna be okay Zoey. Once you finally learn to pick up your groceries and eat a Snickers, I'm sure you'll be okay.

Bro, you are the last fucking person who should be telling Zoey this. You're literally an unemployed 29 year old who refuses to get a job. This is so fucking rich coming from you

 

[shumai]

Bro, you are the last fucking person who should be telling Zoey this. You're literally an unemployed 29 year old who refuses to get a job. This is so fucking rich coming from you

THANK YOU

 

[CallmeCicada]

It's gonna be okay Zoey. Once you finally learn to pick up your groceries and eat a Snickers, I'm sure you'll be okay.

Why did you rate her dumb? Is it just a reflex at this point? lmao.

 

[Battyforluv]

Why did you rate her dumb? Is it just a reflex at this point? lmao.

Because Zoey is actually dumb unlike myself

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Because Zoey is actually dumb unlike myself

You're both absolute retards that need to go touch grass. She does have one thing over you though. She's actually a woman lmao

 

[CallmeCicada]

Because Zoey is actually dumb unlike myself

lmao, at least Zoey can have a discussion without 3 words answers.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Because Zoey is actually dumb unlike myself

Zoey is young enough where she can potentially turn things around if she takes a look at you as an example of what not to do.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Zoey is young enough where she can potentially turn things around if she takes a look at you as an example of what not to do.

Also, last I checked her thread is still only in the double digits.

 

[Battyforluv]

You're both absolute retards that need to go touch grass. She does have one thing over you though. She's actually a woman lmao

Me n Zoey are both women. One just so happens to be trans

 

[CallmeCicada]

One just so happens to be trans

All Trans women are born with a dick.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Me n Zoey are both women. One just so happens to be trans

"Zoey and I" Mr. Lochmann, your grammar is literal horseshit.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Me n Zoey are both women.

 

[Spunt]

If there a huge LEGO set I get, he will happily build it for me like the creator ecto-1, delorean time machine, the titanic.

Do I read this correctly, in that you are too stupid to actually assemble a LEGO set? You know LEGO is a children's toy and you don't even possess the required skills? Or is building LEGO sets too much like a job for you so you are too lazy to do it?

I would make a "your wife's boyfriend got you LEGO to play with while he rails her in the next room" joke, but you will never get to the stage where a woman would consensually touch you, let alone marry you. You don't even reach the level of "soyboy cuck". Soyboy Cuck would actually be an aspiration for you. Fucking hell.

 

[shumai]

Do I read this correctly, in that you are too stupid to actually assemble a LEGO set? You know LEGO is a children's toy and you don't even possess the required skills? Or is building LEGO sets too much like a job for you so you are too lazy to do it?

I would make a "your wife's boyfriend got you LEGO to play with while he rails her in the next room" joke, but you will never get to the stage where a woman would consensually touch you, let alone marry you. You don't even reach the level of "soyboy cuck". Soyboy Cuck would actually be an aspiration for you. Fucking hell.

tbf some lego sets are really complicated