Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Spunt]

tbf some lego sets are really complicated

Jesus Christ you two are pathetic. No wonder you can't get a job.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Maybe if we started talking in illustrations, Colton might be able to comprehend what we're saying. I believe he only reads picture books.

 

[shumai]

Jesus Christ you two are pathetic. No wonder you can't get a job.

fuck offffff

 

[Spunt]

fuck offffff

lol no

 

[Battyforluv]

All Trans women are born with a dick.

So? Transwomen are still women

"Zoey and I" Mr. Lochmann, your grammar is literal horseshit.

I'm a miss

 

[Spunt]

I'm a miss

Swing and a miss more like

 

[shumai]

lol no

fuck on?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I'm a miss

Notice how he says "miss" and not "mrs" because he knows he'll die alone?

 

[CallmeCicada]

So? Transwomen are still women

Transwomen are trans, women are women. One is born with a dick the other is born with a vagina. Didn't you learn this in school?

 

[Spunt]

fuck on?

I'm not a tranny so no, I don't fuck minors. Colton can't, because he amputated his penis. And a man too spastic to assemble LEGO isn't going to be able to do anything with his hands, and a man who can't form a full sentence can't use his tongue.

 

[Battyforluv]

Do I read this correctly, in that you are too stupid to actually assemble a LEGO set? You know LEGO is a children's toy and you don't even possess the required skills? Or is building LEGO sets too much like a job for you so you are too lazy to do it?

I would make a "your wife's boyfriend got you LEGO to play with while he rails her in the next room" joke, but you will never get to the stage where a woman would consensually touch you, let alone marry you. You don't even reach the level of "soyboy cuck". Soyboy Cuck would actually be an aspiration for you. Fucking hell.

I can build lego just fine. I just find it boring and don't have the attention span and my fingers get sore.

Lego is also an adult collectible and not some toy. Even Redline Club Hot Wheels are adult collectibles.

I don't want to ever get married cuz there is less money involved.

Maybe if we started talking in illustrations, Colton might be able to comprehend what we're saying. I believe he only reads picture books.

Not my name

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I don't want to ever get married cuz there is less money involved.

It's not like you'll have to worry about that, Colton. No woman is going to spend her life with you.

 

[Spunt]

i’m almost 19 do NOT imply i am a child EVER AGAIN.

At least you can assemble Colton's 18+ LEGO sets for him.

I still won't fuck you, though. The only person who would fuck someone as crazy as you was Lowtax, and he blew his head off.

 

[Battyforluv]

I'm not a tranny so no, I don't fuck minors. Colton can't, because he amputated his penis. And a man too spastic to assemble LEGO isn't going to be able to do anything with his hands, and a man who can't form a full sentence can't use his tongue.

I am not a man and thats not my name

i’m almost 19 do NOT imply i am a child EVER AGAIN.

Ha I fuckin called it. This account is Zoey

 

[shumai]

At least you can assemble Colton's 18+ LEGO sets for him.

I still won't fuck you, though. The only person who would fuck someone as crazy as you was Lowtax, and he blew his head off.

who tf is lowtax dont distract me with useless whores

 

[Battyforluv]

It's not like you'll have to worry about that, Colton. No woman is going to spend her life with you.

Not my name

 

[Spunt]

I am not a man and thats not my name

You're a eunuch, Colton. You castrated yourself. You did this on purpose.

Haha.

 

[Battyforluv]

who tf is lowtax dont distract me with useless whores

I dunno who that is either

 

[CallmeCicada]

I am not a man and thats not my name

Just because you used to have a dick and that you changed your name legally doesn't mean you are a biological woman or that you never went by Colton.

Ha I fuckin called it. This account is Zoey

What was your first clue genius.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Ha I fuckin called it. This account is Zoey

Nice job detective Colton, how'd you figure that one out?