Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai - A former nepobaby Fishtank contestant proved too retarded to take a joke, internet tough guy, loves fat hispanic women

This is retarded but I made myself laugh so I thought I'd post it anyway:

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>alex gets duped into thinking he's being signed to a netflix show
>he gets his trailer and everything, first day of "acting"
>his assistant hurries him onto the set
>HA HAAAAAAAAA HAA
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Charnel Ground said:
Also, before the Kardashian vendetta posting there is a plug for his PSN username and the vendettas before that are against tech reviewer Matt Swider, Sony, and restock scam accounts so Alex was definitely still using this account in mid 2021. If anyone wants to parse out all the Playstation-related activity that would be amazing.
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Alex's PSN: https://archive.ph/PbM3f

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Osama Bin Laden said:
Alex's PSN: https://archive.ph/PbM3f

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Alex sure loves calling people fat as an insult. Yet he has a lardass wife. He called Connor fat every time as some sort of insult yet Connor was in better shape by every metric than Alex, maybe minus the balding. I think he secretly has a humiliation fetish but I'm no psychologist.
 
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
Alex sure loves calling people fat as an insult. Yet he has a lardass wife. He called Connor fat every time as some sort of insult yet Connor was in better shape by every metric than Alex, maybe minus the balding. I think he secretly has a humiliation fetish but I'm no psychologist.
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i think its called projecting
 
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Autistic Integrity said:
holy shit this girl is nuts. I think a big part of it is her mom brainwashing her.
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Okay, how do the women in this family appear 10x finer online than in real life? Because I saw that girl on screen, she was a Houston 2, dowdy af. Throwing elbows, yelling nigga left, right and center, very confused about her background, and then, much like her mother, looking very suspiciously more attractive in her pfp.

She and her mother should be court-ordered to appear online as they do IRL. Payton needs to duck and run as soon as she leaves that house because Mini-me will be hiding in the bushes with a net. How does she even know what her favorite Disney character is? Has her mother trained her up like a miniature KF detective from her early years? Luckily we know Payton is well versed in the art of defense and offense and could just clock her in the back of the head and get away. Maybe. Mini-me hasn't put on the pregnancy weight yet, so she's still pretty spry.

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Alex sure loves calling people fat as an insult.
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His wife isn't fat. She's a BBL, A big bootie Latina. A Columbiana, to be specific. She's not MESSICAN. She's EXOTIC. Like the animals he keeps in his menagerie, the same menagerie she puts him in when he looks at his phone at an inappropriate time.
 
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Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Cant believe there isnt a single autist that archived the episodes of a fictional family court drama show.
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It looks like it's available through Paramount+. I can check later tonight once I'm home and see if it's available, if it comes down to it I can just OBS it. The problem is a lot of shows are showing as available and aren't, like it said it was available on Plex and it wasn't.
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
Okay, how do the women in this family appear 10x finer online than in real life? Because I saw that girl on screen, she was a Houston 2, dowdy af. Throwing elbows, yelling nigga left, right and center, very confused about her background, and then, much like her mother, looking very suspiciously more attractive in her pfp.
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Makeup, favorable lighting, and filters do more work than I think the male brain can comprehend (which is okay, it'd be pretty gay if you guys knew more about those things)
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
how do the women in this family appear 10x finer online than in real life?
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My brother just ask people about their insane tinder catfish stories. It's so common that everyone that's ever e-dated has them. Literal books have been written about how to catfish men, I think there's a korean netflix show about successfully catfishing men to make them fall in love with you prior to meeting you. I remember seeing an article about which pose to use based on your bodytype and face structure as a woman to best catfish men.

Meanwhile most guys just have a picture of them holding up a fish they caught from 4 years ago and a shirtless picture in their bathroom if they're not fat and no bio.
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Domesticated Tomboy said:
Makeup, favorable lighting, and filters do more work than I think the male brain can comprehend (which is okay, it'd be pretty gay if you guys knew more about those things)
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I'm sorry sir, but would you like to tell me how you've learned what concealer is?


This is highly classified information.


Please wait while we assign you your state mandated boyfriend, he'll help fit you for a pair of assless chaps.
 
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