Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[it's pronounced gif]

My response to those salmon slappers was an instant "oh my GOD go see a doctor!" before remembering she likes to look this way

Horrific

Just say no to hormones, kids

 

[nuno bo2no]

Oh no... Be warned. It's the worst picture of her babblers that I have ever seen. Hairy and riddled with scabs and scars.

Spoiler: NSFW and NSFL.

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Holy shit please put the warning BEFORE the spoiler (or like 12 extra spoilers) on that shit lol.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My response to those salmon slappers was an instant "oh my GOD go see a doctor!" before remembering she likes to look this way

Horrific

Just say no to hormones, kids

And it isn't that my mind is too small to comprehend middle-aged fat nullipara breasts with hair on them.

Just, bro or lady: most people instinctively know that if your intent is to titillate or brag about how hot you are, you don't take the photo from below while you're scrunched up in a sitting position. And you wait until you're not having an acne outbreak or you angle the photo so you don't get most of your picking sores.

Stephanie takes photos that exhibit her poor social awareness. When people are skeeved out by what appears like a developmentally delayed person posting nudes, or by the skin lesions, she gets to play the transphobia card.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I've noticed a pattern for her posting nudes. She always posts them after slapfights that she can't win. It's almost like a middle finger up at whoever she's arguing with, so she doesn't care if they're 'nice' pictures or not. She just sees it having the last laugh. Either that or she wants a further humiliation fix, or she's riding high from discourse. They are not for titillation.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's almost like a middle finger up at whoever she's arguing with, so she doesn't care if they're 'nice' pictures or not. She just sees it having the last laugh. Either that or she wants a further humiliation fix, or she's riding high from discourse. They are not for titillation.

apologies to the hardworking orangutan community
it took a page of image search and this one still has more light in her eyes than Stephanie

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Going by Staph's magical track record, she will suffer a great loss in money soon. Her shit always backfires. Maybe she will get scammed or more neighbors will come to borrow money from her.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Going by Staph's magical track record, she will suffer a great loss in money soon. Her shit always backfires. Maybe she will get scammed or more neighbors will come to borrow money from her.

It seems like if you're drawing pentacles or vèvès or whatever, you'd want crisp, clean lines.

Yeah, if you're an urban fantasy protagonist scrawling out a last-minute warding symbol with your thumb in blood, it's going to be more aesthetic messy, but these are supposed to be the magic equivalent of circuit boards. If you're sitting at a well-lit table using store brand craft paint from Michaels, there's no excuse for such poor QC. The hidden principles of reality aren't going to bend to your will if you're trying to manipulate them with sub-Harbor Freight tools, and/or the gods are going to be annoyed that you're making them kindergarten art and expecting favors.

Whichever it is. Once again, I don't have a degree in magick, so I'm ready to accept correction.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It took a page of image search and this one still has more light in her eyes than Stephanie

And somehow, genuinely less gross looking tits.

The little scabs on Staph's look like scratched off flea bites actually. Wonder if Siggy has them. They can get them without going out, cos you can bring them in on your shoes and stuff.

 

[a hapless toad]

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Going by Staph's magical track record, she will suffer a great loss in money soon. Her shit always backfires. Maybe she will get scammed or more neighbors will come to borrow money from her.

Even Reddit knows this "old Icelandic magic" is bullshit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Norse/comments/z280w5/are_these_symbols_accurate/

When did universities stop teaching critical thinking and research skills?

 

[fagnarok]

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If only Staph had the inclination to commission someone to make her a demonkin fur suit.

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They asked for 'the most random band you saw live' not just 'a band you saw live.' Pure cringe description of the show.

@fagnarok someone has stolen your name.
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Whoever is poking, fucking knock it off.

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Sounds like some nerdy Tolkien shit to me. Go to sleep.
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GO TO SLEEP.

Sorry for the late reply, and thank you for the heads up!
That is definitely not me; I'm a lazy bint and don't tip the cows.

It's been a while since I even bothered to look at Staph's goings-on here, and only checked in today to see if she's been murdered by the fash yet.

... just kidding, she's obviously more likely to suffer an embolism alone in her $13/month accommodation and have her corpse eaten by Siggy than she is to get hate-crimed, much less rounded up and sent to liberal re-education camps or whatever other apocalyptic scenarios she ruminates about.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Name me one female slug monster you jerk off to or shut up.

Not even a Slugdge fan smdh.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Even Reddit knows this "old Icelandic magic" is bullshit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Norse/comments/z280w5/are_these_symbols_accurate/

When did universities stop teaching critical thinking and research skills?

I think the applicable phrase is, "pearls before swine."

OT - I worry over modern-day higher education - I think that the problems are that 1) too many people going to university are not actually suited for it, 2) college has been turned into checking boxes for jobs, and 3) universities pander to the mean now rather than driving it upward. I get that things change, but a lot of students lately get out of university with some hyper-specialized degrees and yet don't know the first thing about even knowing where to look to find answers.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Alright Staph, you incel, I'll play Loki's advocate.

You say you're not attracted to real life human children. I believe you. And I believe the pedo who says he needs to draw fictional little girls to cope. What happens when that's not enough? The thrill of drawings, AI generated images, and fuckdolls will eventually wear off. Studies have shown it. Mr. Pedo will have zero qualms about targeting the closest child because he was shown leniency before.

And you, who drops your spirit relationships left and right? What happens when you get bored of Loki? You know, like with Clay Aiken, Michael Jackson, Till Lindeman, Richard Ramirez, Satan... who will be your next target? Jacking off to imaginary friends gets old fast.

What happens when the next snowy-wife doesn't see through your narcissistic bullshit? How long before you open your apartment door to some poor homeless trans child who ran away because you encouraged them to orange man himself is going to murder them?

Everyone knows what you are.

>small and defenseless

 

[fagnarok]

Please forgive me for basically double-posting and feel free to rate me with clocks, but I just found the posts about her absolutely incredible IRL demonstration last week.

There is nothing I could say that others didn't already say better, but: OMFG LOL.
Thank you, brave farmers, for capturing this event for posterity. Molto kino, indeed.

While I give props to and don't disagree with everyone who basically said "does she want to get punched in the face and pushed into a ditch? this is how she is going to get punched in the face and pushed into a ditch," I'm also not ready to walk back my assertion that she's way more likely to die alone in her apartment and get eaten by the cat. If only because she looks extremely likely to drop dead at any time, and rarely goes outside even to agitate the townsfolk.

Hope she does continue to periodically agitate the townsfolk in the meantime, though! Even if she does get punched and pushed in a ditch, getting out more is good for her and hilarious for us.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

>small and defenseless

Well she got the latter part right, at least.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Well she got the latter part right, at least.

B-b-but I thought she had a menacing oak staff and pepper spray and borderline illegal knife and even a taser, specifically to defend herself!!

 

[Aunt Carol]

B-b-but I thought she had a menacing oak staff and pepper spray and borderline illegal knife and even a taser, specifically to defend herself!!

She should show the magic she's done that got results; that might get her more credibility. Like, what's the rune stave you paint to get your pepper spray into New York without USPS noticing/caring? Do you paint the runes on your mailbox or just the kitchen table like usual, or maybe print out an order form and draw the formula onto the back of it with oil or pee or something??

The Brown are way ahead of her on magic for everyday life.

 

[Terffals]

Took less than a week for the incident featuring an old Christian man giving her mild pushback in public to be transformed into an insane trump supporter screaming at her. She really gets off on being a victim.

 

[moorhen]

Took less than a week for the incident featuring an old Christian man giving her mild pushback in public to be transformed into an insane trump supporter screaming at her. She really gets off on being a victim.

She has evidence posted on her own social media that the man she spoke with was generally quite chill in conversation with her, and that she was an insane person screaming about her god husbando in return.
I love how she frames it as her being innocently accosted like she wasn’t A) in a public place and B) dressed like a twat, banging on a shitty cheap drum and yelling nonsense.

Her problem is that instead of debating her viewpoints in any rational kind of way, she just wants people to shower her with respect and admiration because she thinks that she deserves it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I love how she frames it as her being innocently accosted like she wasn’t A) in a public place and B) dressed like a twat, banging on a shitty cheap drum and yelling nonsense.

If Stephanie hates Christians and loves attention, she should see if there's a local group that counter-protests or runs interference outside the local Planned Parenthood. It'd get her more normie approval, there would probably be regulars she could carpool with, and the focus group says it fits perfectly with the established Womb Wizard branding.