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November Surprise for the Julays, everyone!
He might not stand a chance of beating Rekeita, but if this is true this is huge. More huge than Rick's waistline, even.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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He might not stand a chance of beating Rekeita, but if this is true this is huge. More huge than Rick's waistline, even.
I thought he broke his phone being a retard, these latest reveals are juicy as fuck.
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Lolcow of the Year here we come funsters
Oh wow! Look at him now!
Kiwifarm's Famous Pig
Sooey! What do you see? The greatest hog in history!
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Signing up for a crypto exchange with KYC is such a massive pain in the ass it's almost impossible even if you are who you say you are
Jackie's Abortion
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Markorian
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Of note is that shortly after this is when torSWATs (the actual one, not the fake account Jackie made impersonating him later on) claimed that pat stiffed him on payment.
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We’ve seen Pillpopper Esq and Mr. Gamba enjoy prison why not the Hog himself?
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Oh my god put it right into my veins it’s a Christmas miracle child
But the normies are the ones reading pats tweet and being like “god what a nightmare, I can’t imagine my identity being stolen and nobody fucking cares for years” these people genuinely read his shit and believe it. The man who caught torswats himself breaking it down in a retard friendly, impenetrable way and smacking his dick on pats face about it is huge.
Btw Jackie is the doxer he speaks of. She demanded any confidential financial records the journalist who broke the story had like an absolute schizo. A lot of people do share her theory that he’s a government plant to smooth out the edges of some highly unconstitutional shit they probably did to catch torswats. Load me up with rainbows boys, I hear drums. I’m smiling with only teeth showing.
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Yeah,why can’t we Arrest the Biden Harris Administration for stealing the 2020 election you’re so right Patrick! (Though pardon Hunty and Dark Brandon for teh lulz)
Goodness Patrick’s taste in sci-fi is so incredibly LAME.
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Is this a standard thing? How do people pay for crimes with crypto then?
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It's not literally impossible but you have to do shit like take a picture of your ID and your face and half of the time it doesn't even work and you have to redo it. There are ways of getting crypto that don't involve KYC.
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Ginger & Bread = Mischief
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He's really running loose with the word "democracy" by including it in a sentence with Brazil...
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There you are.
I've said this before in the Snax thread, but this whole Brad Dennis twitter account still strikes me as too good to be true. We'll see how it shakes out. But this feels like a fed account to cover how they actually caught Torswats.
I.E. they don't want to admit they have feds inside Telegram, Kiwifarms, 4chan, probably ONA, etc; further, if they circumvented 4th amendment rights to catch him, it makes sense to set up a fake twitter account pretending to be a private investigator who just cracked the case on his own time. Then they can tell the media it was a private investigator and nobody asks questions.
Look at the twitter account. It was created during the height of the Rick swattings, the first 8-10 tweets seem AI generated, and then it does an abrupt 180 and starts talking about Torswats. There's also no trace of "Brad Dennis" anywhere else online.
I'm not saying Brad is a fed coverup, but I'm saying it's always looked that way and whoever runs his Twitter account definitely has an account here.
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I think really the only explanation for how that Gemini account could be opened with his phone number by a stalker child would be a sim swap attack, but then 1. fatrick's phone would have stopped working and we'd have heard him oinking about how the stalker children will enjoy prison for stealing his phone number and 2. There would be a record of it with the phone company.
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Whoever "Brad Dennis" is, if he takes down Oinker Prime for all the shit he blamed the OnA niggers and us for, I honestly don't care what his situation is. He could be The Glowie King himself, and I'd still shake his hand.
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DSP's Tax Lawyer
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Yeah, the feds call this "collateral source" and it's when you create an "official" source for information you obtained either outright illegally or using some as-yet unknown zero-day or similar technique they want to keep secret.
I'm not really convinced. The guy seems to have some history and Torswats went after some fairly resourcesful and high profile Internet people, and it would be entirely reasonable for them to hire someone like this.
I honestly don't even care if he is, though. Based glowie for a fucking change.
Yes, if you want to interface with the banking system and exchange crypto and real Yankee dollars.
If you try to commit crimes with it (or even do entirely legal things like donate to wrongthink sites like Kiwi Farms), you'll get thrown off any exchange with U.S. rules.
So your other options are to build a rig and mine it yourself, or throw legitimate money through a tumbler service to end up with effectively untraceable laundered crypto. Converting to XMR/Monero has the same basic effect, which is why it and other privacycoins are popular among people doing sketchy/illegal things (and why normie exchanges don't touch it with a ten foot pole).
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Mexico arc Pat is my favorite:Correct as always, stalker. Enjoy prison.
His claims that the cenoates are pristine and shouldn't have harmed his phone when the water is probably hard as fuck considering they're surrounding by limestone or whatever the fuck.
His claims that bats shitting in the water isn't a problem because the catfish eat it. What happens to the catfish poop, Pat?
Pat ordering lasagna in Mexico. To Ethan Ralph's credit while tortas are nigger level Mexican food at least tortas are Mexican.
Pat posting that picture of himself looking like he wanted to murder Nikki while drinking a pina colada.
The rotting seaweed stinking up the beach.
So much stupidity.
Investigation laundering? They're going to have to persuade a judge and jury this guy is legit, it's not just a matter of making Twitter think he's real.