Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

Schizoid Wife said:
I think it's because she's the closest he's ever gotten to getting a lesbian girlfriend.
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Zoey should get on this.
She has no money, and in case she hasn't heard Colton has a foolproof plan to borrow some car from somewhere then do food delivery x welfare fraud to support a household (because that's what a smart person™ would do).

Colton's an up and coming bachelorette, all Zoey's problems would be solved if she moved Colton into her shack.
She should also document the entire process then post it to Kiwi Farms, in order to totally own us.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Zoey should get on this.
She has no money, and in case she hasn't heard Colton has a foolproof plan to borrow some car from somewhere then do food delivery x welfare fraud to support a household (because that's what a smart person™ would do).

Colton's an up and coming bachelorette, all Zoey's problems would be solved if she moved Colton into her shack.
She should also document the entire process then post it to Kiwi Farms, in order to totally own us.
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Inb4 Zoey grooms Colton to drive to Nools place to ebin troll the evil kiwi on treadmill

Saladfingy05 said:
What....
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Retard

The Queen of Autists said:
What a dick
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Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
 
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Chico De Ensalada should be made an honorary missionary. His outspoken rejection of "the sky daddy" paired with his trainwreck life make for an excellent advocacy of religion.
 
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Jacker Jangles said:
His outspoken rejection of "the sky daddy" paired with his trainwreck life make for an excellent advocacy of religion.
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A man rejected Jesus, this is what happened to his genitals.
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Axiom the Fucker said:
People like Colton are what I like to call "predators," it doesn't matter how old they are, it just matters if they can stumble their way to it. People like Colton deserve to get shot in the head because they don't care about another human being, they only care about themselves. We're just lucky Colton is a castrated, or else he would've raped multiple women by now.
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Not my name, not a rapist. The only thing true is that I do only care bout what I want n need and will try to do anything to get that.

CallmeCicada said:
I am more partial to "Coltroon".
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Not my name

Glowie said:
Your father and mother beg to differ, also criminal record of Oregon
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I do not have a record

Ultrapenguin said:
Zoey should get on this.
She has no money, and in case she hasn't heard Colton has a foolproof plan to borrow some car from somewhere then do food delivery x welfare fraud to support a household (because that's what a smart person™ would do).

Colton's an up and coming bachelorette, all Zoey's problems would be solved if she moved Colton into her shack.
She should also document the entire process then post it to Kiwi Farms, in order to totally own us.
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I am apparently unable to use periods now
 
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Glowie said:
Inb4 Zoey grooms Colton to drive to Nools place to ebin troll the evil kiwi on treadmill

Retard

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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Not a retard

PositiveMonk said:
Colton what would you do if a goth woman was willing to be with you, but only if she could call you Colton and refer to you as a male? What's more important? "Having" a goth GF or being a "woman"?
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Not my name and I'm not a man

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Hint: it involved his uncle
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It did not
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
Not my name, not a rapist. The only thing true is that I do only care bout what I want n need and will try to do anything to get that.
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And what a great job you're doing. For example: you somehow magically thought you could get us to stop talking about you by coming in here and arguing with us, yet you've grown your thread by a few hundred pages! What a master manipulator you are! Truly you're the puppet master, a real Machiavellian. Please tell us, what exactly is the next part of your master plan? Or did you not think that far ahead?
 
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