🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Just Some Other Guy]

I really hated Simbal because he's a caustic arrogant jeet, but he has earned some respect from me this season. He's resilient and a serious contender, and he creates good content besides. I think someone in the thread claimed he's Jet's favorite and I'd probably agree with that read.

Yeah I've come around on him, especially after tonight and the night before. Burt is past his prime content and out of the girls only Mizzy had any potential to actually Fish Tank it, but Dark Mizzy fizzled fast and didn't really bother Simbal much other than make him even more hardened against them.

Binx and Payton are just simp bait with the latter being complete nontent. That last challenge was as pathetic as could be and Jet really softballed how bad she did...probably to keep her from running off to the bathroom and crying.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

*Edit* Hard at work, Binx

LAZY BINX

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Alex has been very busy posting stories to instagram about how much his mom has spent on his furniture, hot tub, rings, etc

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Alex has been very busy posting stories to instagram about how much his mom has spent on his furniture, hot tub, rings, etc
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I'm startin' to think this guy isn't really all that rich.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Yeah I've come around on him, especially after tonight and the night before. Burt is past his prime content and out of the girls only Mizzy had any potential to actually Fish Tank it, but Dark Mizzy fizzled fast and didn't really bother Simbal much other than make him even more hardened against them.

Binx and Payton are just simp bait with the latter being complete nontent. That last challenge was as pathetic as could be and Jet really softballed how bad she did...probably to keep her from running off to the bathroom and crying.

I definitely think a final 3 of Simbal, Mizzy, and Burt would be ideal, I think any match up of the three as a final 2 would be very interesting. I have my doubts about Burt making it that far though and I'm starting to agree with the people that said Burt can't really win this. We'll see what happens though.

Burt and Mizzy: I think Mizzy started to harden after Burt yelled in her face unexpectedly. This came back around when Mizzy did the same to Burt after he accused her of being a plant again causing Burt to storm out of the room. Seeing them in a final battle would be interesting.

Burt and Simbal: They were the final two in the Cell and they undoubtably fought the hardest to make it that far, Burt only lost due to technicality so a final rematch has a lot of potential

Simbal and Mizzy: They have had a kind of brother and sister rivalry the whole season with Mizzy always trying to fuck with him like when she keeps him up at night. This was solidified recently when Mizzy cut up all of Simbal's clothes. They are also easily the two that have endured and overcame the most hate.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

This pose is very appropriate for the wigger music they're playing



Jeff is actually trying to rap along with it.

*Edit* Okay he's doing a total wigger wiggle to it. This is the real content going on atm.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I definitely think a final 3 of Simbal, Mizzy, and Burt would be ideal, I think any match up of the three as a final 2 would be very interesting. I have my doubts about Burt making it that far though and I'm starting to agree with the people that said Burt can't really win this. We'll see what happens though.

i think burt needs a quick furlough to see a psych and get his meds tuned up if they want him to keep any secrets with any new contestants

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Absolute Truth

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Favorite personal screenshot of the day.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I can't wait to make my fan edit when this is all done. Jeff was afraid to stay still his first night in the tank. He was furiously moving from room to room, cleaning the tank because he thought he was some janitor. Tonight, he is lying on a couch, like a true king, while everyone else busies themselves with labor.

Jeff does not dream of labor. His final moments in the house will be moments of leisure.



Rare Janny Jeff W.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I can't wait to make my fan edit when this is all done. Jeff was afraid to stay still his first night in the tank. He was furiously moving from room to room, cleaning the tank because he thought he was some janitor. Tonight, he is lying on a couch, like a true king, while everyone else busies themselves with labor.

Jeff does not dream of labor. His final moments in the house will be moments of leisure.

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Rare Janny Jeff W.

I actually respect Jeff as a freeloader, especially tonight. Work is for Fishes. He just needs a lit cigar and a 40 in his hand.

 

[foam rolla]

While I've really enjoyed season 3, I wish production would make a solid decision on using the Sharks. They used them once this season during the Cell challenge and one night to move furniture around but no one saw them do it. Same thing happened in season 2. Sharks were sort of there for the first week but then disappeared.

I quite like the sharks but I'd like them to commit to using them or just getting rid of them as it doesn't feel consistent with them being random.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Absolute Truth

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Yeah but he just turned down easy booze money.

 

[username1811]

While I've really enjoyed season 3, I wish production would make a solid decision on using the Sharks. They used them once this season during the Cell challenge and one night to move furniture around but no one saw them do it.

I honestly forgot sharks were a thing until you brought this up. Lol. They also teased the entity this season I think and to my knowledge that never ended up coming into play unless I missed it.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

Mizzy is angry that Burt keeps shitting liquid into all the toilets. Nifty calls it the forbidden Burt spurts.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Mizzy is angry that Burt keeps shitting liquid into all the toilets. Nifty calls it the forbidden Burt spurts.

Burt's diet and supplements will lead to this result, unfortunately. He eats very poorly.

 

[Kong Strong]

Burt's diet and supplements will lead to this result, unfortunately. He eats very poorly.

Nah nigga it's the diameter of his blown out asshole causing it

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

This is completely off topic about current events but I wanted to talk about a reply someone made to me earlier. In talking about Cole they brought up the notion that production interferes too much.

I think this season has been peak, but the over interference is still there.

This season it was most obvious with the Mizzy shit. Mizzy made a couple of off hand comments about how something is up. She didn't figure out shit. Production then panics and reveals everything to her for no reason.

At this time, nobody really liked Mizzy. The other fish were getting tired of her constant whispering and it was becoming obvious to the viewer and contestants alike that Mizzy is a narcissist.

Had she ever tried to explain that something is off, the other fish wouldn't have cared. They didn't respect her. They didn't view her as intelligent. She's also not bold enough or confident enough to try to convince people.

My point is, nothing would have come of it. Yet production almost forced themselves into a total reveal way too early.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

In classic Alex fashion, Alex brings up "receipts" that he's totally not broke and manages to dox himself (and others) in the process (post)

Now, in my personal opinion, I believe the receipt that Alex is showing for Jared's is a semi-monthly ring maintenance that's provided if you pay for the lifetime insurance (post)


now, you see alex post a video of seemingly walking out of a jewelry store like he just bought some new drip for today. however, if you use your super trained KiwiFarms glasses, you'll notice something in the top left corner


oh look, May 11th, 2023

this is the ring that alex got for jabba the hut


and I found a phone number linked back to alex

 

[Cope&Sneed]

Alex has been very busy posting stories to instagram about how much his mom has spent on his furniture, hot tub, rings, etc
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Alex was really funny on the tank but I'm getting to a point where I don't ever want to see his face again even if he is lolcowmaxxing because his pathetic looping isn't even really entertaining anymore.