Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
You gotta wonder which particular aspect of his audience these Parasocial loons come from, I watched Nick on and off for years, ever since the IBS days (not quite the Maddox lolsuit) and until this shit blew up I couldn't name a single janny or person in Nick's audience. It was just a bunch of Anons laughing at the Internet with Based internet lawyer man. I find it hard to believe that the audience Nick picked up from Maddox, IBS or drawn in while mocking various other lolcows are the ones who desperately clung on after the fact.

The people who came for the trial streams would have moved on to greener pastures the moment Nick stopped doing trials, the weeb warriors would have left the moment Ty Beard nuked Vic's cased beyond repair, where and when the heck did Nick pick up all these parasocial fucking losers?
I don't mean this in a rude way, but I've always been under the impression that those that went to Nick solely for the Depp/Rittenhouse trials were normies. That's why they will randomly comment on his druggie-phase streams, saying how they haven't watched him since Depp/Rittenhouse and had no idea any of this happened, which leads me to think they watched him for those, then he got drowned out in all their other subs in the feed, then didn't really look at him again until just noticing him randomly later on.

I started watching during the DSP bankruptcy, and then followed the Vic stuff immediately after that closed, and I never participated in the chat, but yeah I felt like it was really a large collection of people that just wanted to listen to law/legal stuff from a "based" lawyer, as opposed to someone like Legal Eagle, and wanted something "comfy" to put on as background noise while they did other stuff, or in my case, working on random computer/IT projects at 2AM.

Fell off after the stupid toasts, and the show getting more degenerate. So I can't really speak to how the audience slowly turned into this wetbrain low-IQ mush since I wasn't there during the "transition." lol

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You would think somebody would take a little pride in what they "built" over the years, and would be embarrassed by having such a retarded fanbase nowadays. Picture unrelated:

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Nick is down to single word xeets and replying to random accounts with 2 followers shit talking him at almost midnight. It's the middle of the night, he supposedly has his kids back, and what is he doing? Is he in bed with his wife? Up late watching a movie with his kids? No, he's xeeting at the alogs. He's probably so deep in the k-hole that he can't even muster up the energy for a longer reply. (Archive)

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Wait a minute. You're telling me that a second detractor of Nick had their data hacked and leaked in 2022?


(link already ghostarchived in 2023)

Give me a late clock if this was mentioned on page #1,745 or wherever, but if I were Aaron or ClairBere I'd be notifying the police of this interesting pattern. Especially when after his faux contrition, Nick's message to whoever this ClaireBere person is, "maybe you should just leave people alone." OH REALLY. Ostensibly, he finds this kind of retribution to be acceptable, especially when 1) it was effective in silencing her and 2) it does not appear there were any consequences to whoever leaked her nudes. I do wonder if this situation when coupled with Aaron's is enough to initiate Nick and his merry band of dipshits as suspects in the first data leak, too. The whole situation is questionable in a way that it wasn't until Aaron's hack happened.

On the other hand, if Nick had any part in the first hack he at least knew not to say anything (unlike 2024 in which he's bragging about possessing the data). Then again, I don't think he was on coke during this time.

Nick better be praying his fingerprints aren't on ClaireBere's leak, too. It'd be the ultimate of ironies if he also got slapped with a RP felony on top of everything else, especially when there was absolutely intent to harass in a way that there isn't with Aaron's RP.
 
You gotta wonder which particular aspect of his audience these Parasocial loons come from, I watched Nick on and off for years, ever since the IBS days (not quite the Maddox lolsuit) and until this shit blew up I couldn't name a single janny or person in Nick's audience. It was just a bunch of Anons laughing at the Internet with Based internet lawyer man. I find it hard to believe that the audience Nick picked up from Maddox, IBS or drawn in while mocking various other lolcows are the ones who desperately clung on after the fact.

The people who came for the trial streams would have moved on to greener pastures the moment Nick stopped doing trials, the weeb warriors would have left the moment Ty Beard nuked Vic's cased beyond repair, and the farmers would have recognized Nick for what he was and started mocking him, where and when the heck did Nick pick up all these parasocial fucking losers?
There's a special kind of reject whose affection grows the more they're ignored or maligned. It's a similar psychology to findom, and it's no coincidence these apes still pay for his Locals. But they still have to be given something to stay on the hook and I just don't think the occasional slop cooking stream is going to cut it much longer. I don't know why Nick even bothers to keep the charade going for them except that he thinks it's funny and weird that people still follow him, and the streams give him a good excuse to seethe and gayop.
 
You gotta wonder which particular aspect of his audience these Parasocial loons come from, I watched Nick on and off for years, ever since the IBS days (not quite the Maddox lolsuit) and until this shit blew up I couldn't name a single janny or person in Nick's audience. It was just a bunch of Anons laughing at the Internet with Based internet lawyer man. I find it hard to believe that the audience Nick picked up from Maddox, IBS or drawn in while mocking various other lolcows are the ones who desperately clung on after the fact.

The people who came for the trial streams would have moved on to greener pastures the moment Nick stopped doing trials, the weeb warriors would have left the moment Ty Beard nuked Vic's cased beyond repair, and the farmers would have recognized Nick for what he was and started mocking him, where and when the heck did Nick pick up all these parasocial fucking losers?
They came from the Weeb Wars. Not all anime fans are hyper-autists susceptible to parasocial attachments, but all of those hyper-autists are anime fans.
 
Nick better be praying his fingerprints aren't on ClaireBere's leak, too.
This is a bad post.

You would think somebody would take a little pride in what they "built" over the years, and would be embarrassed by having such a retarded fanbase nowadays.
He seems like he started having more contempt for his audience at some point (my guess would be around his peak, either slightly before or after) and can no longer properly distinguish between an audience of people who sincerely have his best interests in heart and a bunch of scum-sucking sycophants who stupidly derive their self-worth from being a doormat to a disgraced cokehead.
 
Nick is down to single word xeets and replying to random accounts with 2 followers shit talking him at almost midnight. It's the middle of the night, he supposedly has his kids back, and what is he doing? Is he in bed with his wife? Up late watching a movie with his kids? No, he's xeeting at the alogs. He's probably so deep in the k-hole that he can't even muster up the energy for a longer reply. (Archive)

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Doubling down on my earlier post few days ago, TOTALLY Buck broken by Xitter randos. Cuck Pope only has energy for one-word "comebacks".

"APPROVED"..... "COOL" - 🥃 :really:
 
He attempts to gaslight through the shower calls.

Just because it doesn't work doesn't mean he's not trying it.
He's not putting people into scenarios for the purpose of making them question their sanity and to make them look crazy to others.

He's twisting facts, lying and manipulating, which doesn't work as his mask started dangling from his chin once it sloughed off and he rotted his brain to the point he doesn't even remember half of what he did or said yesterday. If that's gaslighting then claiming "this is not my hand" after you're caught stealing is gaslighting, and a grandpa veteran swearing he fought in Korea 'cause dementia warped his memories of France is gaslighting.
 
If anything, the KC Vegas story is a cautionary tale for content creators about their revenue streams.
Specifically, build a broad base of support and never rely on weirdos with deep pockets.
Just sell hats if you need a little extra cash.
Wait, we're actually believing that story? It sounds ridiculous
 
What we need now is a clip with all the instances of Crackets claiming "the kids are back home" over the past few months.
Because he has lied about it so much that even if they are back with him and Kayla now, it is still a big L because he confirmed that he was lying about it at all times previously.

The problem with that clipping project is that being the slippery weasel that he is, he delegated to multiple surrogates the most outlandish lies about the situation so that he could always backtrack to "I never said that," whereas his first solo stream at the beginning of the "trial home visit" was carefully couched in vague statements about the kids being in the house indefinitely while dodging and changing the subject whenever the chat pried about what strings might be attached. Even when the two models collided in Juju's guest appearance later that week, Nick still took care to let Juju belt out the most outlandish lies so that Nick could just keep concurring with his body language while neither confirming nor denying out loud, so that he could always backtrack to "I never said that."

Even then, since he's an autistic nerd who can't understand social cues, that method got him caught in at least one unmistakable lie pilloried below:



(Credit to @Potentially Criminal for the fitting song selection in the original, to which this is something of a spiritual sequel)
 
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For the lulz.

Nick's LOCALS chat has had exactly 4 chats within ~23 hours.

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My account on taking this screenshot constituted 50% of the population:

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Do people pay to be in that? Cause that bill guy seems like a bot at this point just advertising his channel to what once had people in it and he forgot to remove the bot pings.
that method got him caught in at least one unmistakable lie pilloried below:
Watching this video got my noggin thinking.
PotentiallyCriminal mentions if they find coke its all off and the kids are out.

I wonder if he was storing the drugs in the second home with April.
 
Mate, at this point, who fucking cares to what he backtracks with "magic LOLyer words." When he does it, more and more people just pile on him.
At this point, he’s probably incapable of shutting it off. Nick is so assured he’s the smartest person in the room that he’ll get away with a lie if he can convince himself of it.

I find the choppy, excessive pauses in Nick’s speech much more annoying, personally. He was speaking that way before this long and catastrophic downfall and it’s why I could only ever watch him in small doses outside of his Null streams.
 
Mate, at this point, who fucking cares to what he backtracks with "magic LOLyer words." When he does it, more and more people just pile on him.
Well, I care because every time he squirms through his lies, he makes the funniest faces. I hope he keeps it up.

 
Eventually he’ll discover your identity just because you’ll be the only one there

I figured out very quickly that I did not have to pay to log the chat, so I'm just a spectator. LOCALS used to have a way to view the names of all participants in the chat in the HTML under the number, but they killed that at about the same time I found the no cost version of monitoring.

Do people pay to be in that?

To interact, yes, to watch chat, generally no. He will still pull a few dozen people when he streams. People are just not opening the app on their phone or keeping a tab open on their PC 24/7 any longer.
 
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