Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Sandypants and Shmorky are the same person!? I legit remember that name from way back in the day, I'm going to be really sad if this video was made by Shmorky because I loved this shit when I was 12:

Yes it was made by him and I'm truly sorry you had to be exposed to anything having to do with Shmorky when you were 12.


This is on Sandypants's YouTube and it has them voicing over it. Unless they're using a voice changer it doesn't have Shmork's trademark clown voice.

He most likely got whoever his then girlfriend or teenage concubine to voice it, as this would have been before he got his Spongebob falsetto perfected. He would always try and trick people into thinking he was a cis woman by using a girl's body (case in point, his current Patreon video with me in it), so it wouldn't be a stretch to assume he had them voicing things for him too. Again I say, the person I got this from is someone who knew Shmorky for 16 years and would have no reason to lie. Everything else she's told me has checked out. Shmorky was very capable of drawing in different styles. I watched him do it a lot when he would draw by hand. I lived for two years surrounded by his artwork and I can tell you the poses, facial expressions, and gestures are very similar and the content is VERY specific to his fetishes. I think the most convincing piece is the one below:

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This one's from 2011, and as you can see his style and skill is more developed. Things of note - Sandy is 6-20 years old....whatever that means? Is she 20 when the feds are looking? Is this his way of saying "the prepubescent girl is really a 300 year old witch?"

Relationship: Seeing an older boy..."Sandy likes to tease older men.." Fuckin A, punch me in the face from here to Phnom Penh, with each one of these I'm becoming more and more convinced that @carefully was not his only victim. He's been harboring these feelings a looong time and I know from personal experience how devoid of empathy he is so it's not like he had a conscience to get in his way. Maybe he went into hiding for a few years because it was the first time he touched a kid and needed to lay low.

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Isn't that just splendid...

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Maybe he was a habitual pants wetter/shitter and his parents shamed him for it really harshly? They also say that it's a sign a child was molested...and I'm really having trouble seeing that these pictures were drawn by someone who wasn't getting his butt fucked as a kid...I mean, sometimes people are just crazy but so much of this points to psychosexual trauma as a kid.

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This is simultaneously the most innocent and the most creepy. Doesn't contain any piss or shit, but this is 6-year-old Sandy with her 30-year-old boyfriend, Wolf. His friend told me that the title of this picture was "Sandy and her creepy older boyfriend" ....in light of recent events, this sends chills down my spine. Just look at the predatory expression on the wolf's face...
 
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Seriously? Do you even read the thread? There's aliases right in the thread title. There was Cave Deli. Daisy Kay. Shmorky. DaveBunny for diaperfur shit.

As distressing as it may be for us to wrap our lil heads around, it's obvious that there's more than one of these loons. It's safe to assume Schmorky isn't the only one who gets off on haram levels that shouldn't even be possible, and there's only so many ways to draw dirty, pissed briefs. Like or not, there's a community of these people, and like it or not they appear to have found and be validating each other.
 
idk if you're still here @Mandarys_Milan but how did you and Dave split up? Was it mutual or what? Did he just let you go quietly or did he have a tardrage? Did you do a midnight flit? lol

I posted all the details of our breakup earlier in the thread and I think we have a lot more pressing matters going on with this guy at this point, but I can tell you this - he did not let me go quietly. When I was packing up my things to leave he kept calling the cops and telling them that I was beating and raping him. The cops would come and tell him "if you feel unsafe, just leave." and he would always refuse to. This went on for two weeks. I was literally ordering my plane ticket when he called for the 6th or so time and finally successfully got me locked up. It's not that he wanted me to stay with him, he just wanted to punish me for speaking out against him. While all this was going on I was getting doxxed, harassed, threatened, and my phone tracked down by goons, which seems to be EXACTLY what happens to anyone who speaks out against the "pedo club."

2004- Dave somehow gets in contact with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka and pitches a more professional flash tub (rip Firemen comics) that will somehow bring in more goon bucks. I attempt to warn Lowtax for a few days but my email correspondence is continually rebuffed. First month of getting Flashtub + Admin and his ex girlfriend who exposed his diaper oekaki gets her furry comic website put up on Something Awful link of the day to be raided by goons.

Exposes Shmorky - gets raided. Snoo comes out against being sexually abused by a goon at 14 - the same shit happens to her that happens to me. People who are more well versed in SA lore - what are some other examples of this happening? Because I know there's a couple. This may be my conspiratorial mind kicking into overdrive and I'm just throwing this out there as entirely speculation - is it reasonable to think that there might be some small pedo group within SA? I mean, I'm part of some rough online crowds, a lot of which are as Alt Right as Alt Right goes, yet they're nowhere near as creepy or terroristic as SA. They don't fucking harass teenagers who come out about being abused. The people on SA just hit me on such a deep gut level of creepy...they just...don't act like normal people.
 
Okay, enough. @Mandarys_Milan I've edited 5 of your posts to spoiler the large, NSFW content you've posted. I've warned you now to do it yourself. I'm not your fucking nigger and I'm not going to clean up after you.

Now would also be an appropriate time to point out that the Kiwi Farms is not a personal army. If you want to participate in a thread and tell your story that's fine, but no one is obligated to make Dave Kelly's life less livable because you two had a falling out. We're also not group therapy.
 
Babyfurs are one of those really close knit sort of groups since most furries do not like them. It's entirely reasonable that all these people would know both accounts because of similar content and solidarity. Babyfurs would like sandypants because piss stuff, and would like shmorky because cutesy, babyish art style.
I'm not really seeing anything that proves they are the same (besides Mandarys_Milan just saying they are the same.)
 
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Babyfurs are one of those really close knit sort of groups since most furries do not like them. It's entirely reasonable that all these people would know both accounts because of similar content and solidarity. (Babyfurs would like sandypants because piss stuff, and would like shmorky because cutesy, babyish art style)
@OwO What's This? tell your rainfurrest story about the diapers in the elevators
 
Okay, enough. @Mandarys_Milan I've edited 5 of your posts to spoiler the large, NSFW content you've posted. I've warned you now to do it yourself. I'm not your fucking nigger and I'm not going to clean up after you.

Now would also be an appropriate time to point out that the Kiwi Farms is not a personal army. If you want to participate in a thread and tell your story that's fine, but no one is obligated to make Dave Kelly's life less livable because you two had a falling out. We're also not group therapy.

Sorry for the leaving out spoiler tags. And uuuuhh....did I not just fucking say that there are more pressing concerns about this guy right now than our relationship? I was gone from this forum for months because I said everything that needed to be said (plus the schizo jabs were getting old) and I was content to never think about this chucklefuck again. Where did I say I want to make his life less liveable? I kind of do, not because of our relationship, but because I just read 91 fucking pages of him grooming a 16 year old to be his diaper fuck toy. Everything he did to me (for the most part) was legal, abusive and disgusting, but legal. Preying on minors - that is NOT legal and he needs to finally face consequences for his actions. He crossed a line. A BIG one.

Pop a fucking qualuude.
 
Sorry for the leaving out spoiler tags. And uuuuhh....did I not just fucking say that there are more pressing concerns about this guy right now than our relationship? I was gone from this forum for months because I said everything that needed to be said (plus the schizo jabs were getting old) and I was content to never think about this chucklefuck again. Where did I say I want to make his life less liveable? I kind of do, not because of our relationship, but because I just read 91 fucking pages of him grooming a 16 year old to be his diaper fuck toy. Everything he did to me (for the most part) was legal, abusive and disgusting, but legal. Preying on minors - that is NOT legal and he needs to finally face consequences for his actions. He crossed a line. A BIG one.

Pop a fucking qualuude.
calm down.
 
Getting back on topic -

@Oekaki Hellion Is there any way you can provide some kind of substantial proof that Sandy is indeed a Shmorky property? Whether it is or isn't (though I've had enough exposure to his artwork to see some hallmarks of his in those pictures) that's a rather insignificant detail in this whole thing because we KNOW he draws kiddie klurf scat porn.

The million dollar question is, did he have other underage victims? I knew of his tendencies when I lived with him. I found that filthy notebook. I truly did not think he would actually cross the line into preying on a real kid. Not because of any morals or ethical standards he had, I just always thought he was too much of a pussy to commit a serious crime. Now that I know that that was a line he was willing to cross, I think it's highly possible he went after other kids.

I could imagine that he used the scat/diaper stuff not just because that was his fetish, but it served him as a sort of mutual blackmail. Really, who would want to come forward about this knowing that people would instantly find out you participated in those kind of conversations, especially if you're a teenager and embarrassment is the absolute biggest deal to you? When your parents could find out about it? Carefully is a brave exception. Most people though would not come forward knowing they could be blackmailed with those kind of conversations.
 
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Fun story - I know @bagofsalad from that screencap. She's as huge of a weeb Tumblrite as they come. Her family is fucking loaded but she's the fat and lazy odd Japanophile out of the bunch. She also lived in garbage and has the mentality of a child.

Why is this relevant? 1) I feel like shit-talking and 2) she's practically Tumblr incarnate so if she's taking this at face value that's a good sign for his reputation on that shitbag site being ruined forever.
 
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