🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Well Jet has complained multiple times that production is overworked and not getting enough sleep. Changing in and out of the shark costumes is just one more inconvenience for them when they're running all over the place doing different things. Someone like Luca is probably going up and down the stairs 200 times per day just to give flowers and toys to the fish.

Having no sharks doesn't really bother me personally. The small interactions between the staff and the fish have been pretty funny sometimes.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

Alexis thongs are real and seem worn

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Alexis thongs are real and seem worn
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Vile. Wonder what her endorsement level would have been if she was still on the show with that level of simp farming.

 

[Mr Sister]

As great as this season has been, it has been a little rough as a late night viewer. They have been controlling their sleep much better than the other seasons; it is somewhat a benefit, but a detriment to me personally.

 

[Marche]

As great as this season has been, it has been a little rough as a late night viewer. They have been controlling their sleep much better than the other seasons; it is somewhat a benefit, but a detriment to me personally.

Its not been too bad as an Australian but they also do a lot of stuff way earlier in the day to the point I have not even woke up yet.

 

[foam rolla]

Well Jet has complained multiple times that production is overworked and not getting enough sleep. Changing in and out of the shark costumes is just one more inconvenience for them when they're running all over the place doing different things. Someone like Luca is probably going up and down the stairs 200 times per day just to give flowers and toys to the fish.

That's what I thought the case would be as I remember Jet saying that in season 2. Honestly, I think they should pay someone to do it who isn't production to do it. Like I think you could get someone to do it for $100-200 a day and I think they would easily make that money back as you'd have more options for Fishtoys by having a dedicated shark. Also just have the shark work a dedicated time from like 4pm to 12am so they're not burned out.

 

[SpergChud]

Alexis thongs are real and seem worn
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Every day I further realize that the approaches shown in the turner diaries may be the only viable solution

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Usually when major things go down it's around 2-3am in Europe. But I think they have arranged it in a way, that the really big things, like the famous house to fishtank transformation or Alexs "wife" visiting happened on either Friday or saturday, so that working euros could also catch it.

 

[Giant Machine]

Nah nigga it's the diameter of his blown out asshole causing it

Like pouring a wide mouth gatorade into the toilet.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Usually when major things go down it's around 2-3am in Europe. But I think they have arranged it in a way, that the really big things, like the famous house to fishtank transformation or Alexs "wife" visiting happened on either Friday or saturday, so that working euros could also catch it.

Both of those events also happened earlier in the day, in more "prime time" Euro hours, IIRC they were both around 4-5pm FT time.

 

[Kenny]

The question is who are the new people gonna be. Maybe actual new normies. Maybe old contestants. I wish they didn’t show them season two. I can see it as a combination of randoms and season one contestants. Those season one folks will be very random…they’ll be just as trained to be careful and not reveal themselves. We know the creators of Fishtank want to fuck with people. Four weeks in…this is not friend tank. We’re expecting chaos.

Easiest scenario, maybe 4 normies, 4 plants. Where we know they’re plants, but the current fishes don’t know they’re plants. But, even if they bring in someone they know, they can’t say anything. Ironically, that adds even more chaos. They see Josie? They don’t know her. They see TJ? They know him, but can’t say anything. It gets even more complicated.

But my dream scenario? Get this: the fish have been told many times, “don’t react, don’t act like you know anyone, you’re not going to win if you react to anyone.” Bring Frank back.

Have a couple normal people walk in, the current fish do some acting, “hello, welcome to famous house!” And then all the sudden Frank walks in. And they can’t react to him without being kicked out.

I appreciated Jet and Ben being honest with them. But we all know something insane is going to happen. They’re delusional if they think only a bunch of normies are coming in and they’re gliding to the end. They’re getting soft. Stockholm syndrome. Look at the final days of the last two seasons. This is a great fake out. It’s going to be a very fun few days.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Both of those events also happened earlier in the day, in more "prime time" Euro hours, IIRC they were both around 4-5pm FT time.

I'm pretty sure they happened way later because I was up for that long. Maybe it started at like midnight, but it went on way longer. I feel like it was 7 or 8pm over there.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

I'm pretty sure they happened way later because I was up for that long. Maybe it started at like midnight, but it went on way longer. I feel like it was 7 or 8pm over there.

It wasn't super late in Europe when the ball got rolling, but they spent several hours perplexed by the TV. It was like 11pm GMT by the time they actually sat down and began the rug pull in earnest as far as I remember. Then they sperged out about it for several more hours.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Pretty sure Frank got to the tank at 5PM local. So all the Alex's wife stuff happened mostly before that.


Edit: yeah it was 5PM

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Pretty sure Frank got to the tank at 5PM local. So all the Alex's wife stuff happened mostly before that.


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Yeah, now thinking about it, that happened between 8 and 10pm. The things take long time to play out.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Well Jet has complained multiple times that production is overworked and not getting enough sleep. Changing in and out of the shark costumes is just one more inconvenience for them when they're running all over the place doing different things. Someone like Luca is probably going up and down the stairs 200 times per day just to give flowers and toys to the fish.

Fuck the wiggers, they can work harder. With how much they're pulling in that crypto-jew Sam can just pay for more wiggers. Nobody made Ben and Jet do the stupid ball brothers bit either, so shit like that is on them.

 

[Kenny]

This season has been amazing. The Frank vs fish, the Burt psychosis, Alex and his Wife, homeless Jeff screaming, and last night’s n-word discussion… “nah man, thass fucked up, don’t say that..” If you’re not enjoying this, move on and go elsewhere. This has been very entertaining. And I love the ball brothers too.

 

[AssignedEva]

I probably missed it because CleaningTank was boring so I stopped paying attention, but it looks like they've confiscated all the plushies to avoid raising suspicion, although left the roses.

It's 8AM local time so I don't imagine there'll be much activity for a few hours (and when there is, it'll probably be assembling furniture).
They moved a lot of furniture in order to clean the carpets but I'm vaguely curious to see if they'll revamp some of the rooms like the "mailroom", "locker room" and "lounge" to make them have more use



This house has a really bizarre layout (why would you have a catwalk going around a garage? Why have a small windowless room directly off to the side of the main living area?).

 

[LowlyPheasent]

This house has a really bizarre layout (why would you have a catwalk going around a garage? Why have a small windowless room directly off to the side of the main living area?).

Iirc that garage was actually an indoor swimming pool at one point.

 

[Kenny]

Jet and Ben were probably too real with them last night. If the girls were smart, they’d team up and vote out Burt. They know he’s the most popular. They also know he’s a looney schizo who can’t keep a secret and will expose the house the second he meets a queer man he wants to fuck. And, to be a virtue signaller, he’s being actively harmed there and as soon as he gets released it’s best for him. He’s spiralling and he should go back to being babysat by his sister asap. I’m slightly worried hes going to rape or murder someone.

I like Nifty because she’s non judgemental. She didn’t say a word about the n-word debate. She sat there and let it happen. But her voice sucks...she sounds exactly like Hillary Clinton.

The smart strategy would be the three girls to form an alliance with whatever cunts who show up, vote out wifi signal immediately, and then manipulate the other bitches into getting rid of everyone else. Better yet, get rid of the other ones and have Mizzy be your final opponent. Then you’d be guaranteed a victory. But I’m not sure who is the final battle in fishtank. Does the audience vote matter? Do the other people vote? Who decides the winner?

Obviously it wont be so easy. Jet & Ben gaslit them well yesterday. They think it’s going to be easy. They have no idea what’s coming.