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[ElseWorld712]

lmao he can't afford it

BRO HES A BERNARD BRO HE CAN BUY US ALL BRO BRO MONEKY CORBA KING. Alex makes a good point for the concept of extremely late stage abortion

 

[Polyboros2]

Alexis thongs are real and seem worn
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That person may be a disgusting coomer that 100% wanted to huff Lexi's farts, but I will at least give them some appreciation for mogging her with showing off it's a Large

 

[ElseWorld712]

That person may be a disgusting coomer that 100% wanted to huff Lexi's farts, but I will at least give them some appreciation for mogging her with showing off it's a Large

I thought this was a meme that people actually bought used underwear wtf...

 

[maioazar99]

They deleted day number 21 the best day ever in fishtank history Alex's wife and Frank day debut i guess they got scared from the monkey king

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I thought this was a meme that people actually bought used underwear wtf...

Oh you poor sweet thing.

Check this out.

Back in school this guy told me I could sell my socks online, and I told him he was a fucking retard. The logistics of having to buy my good socks, wear them for many days, vacuum seal them, ship them, the money doesn't add up. The girls that fart into jars though? They're making a killing if they're just spraying fart spray into a bottle or something. Also you shed skin cells into the lining of your clothing, what if they leave all of your skin sheddings at a successive series of crimes? What could you do to combat that? "Oh, I was just a whore selling my socks and panties on this shifty website?" No one would believe that, and rightfully so.

They deleted day number 21 the best day ever in fishtank history Alex's wife and Frank day debut i guess they got scared from the monkey king

This is why I'm glad I've been obsessively recording, except for when they're asleep. You can't trust the youtube archives.

 

[AssignedEva]

Does anyone have a floorplan of the house?

This is my best approximation. It is not even slightly to scale, but this is what I think the layout is:
Basement

There's a door at the far end of the "Flat" which never seems to get used, which might have been The Lab or The Cell. One of the doors by the bar leads to a toilet, and I think the other door goes to where Production spend their time.

Ground Floor

The bedrooms are a bit confusing. Bedroom 1 and Bedroom 3 are directly next to each other; Bedroom 2 seems to be down the hall (although you can see another door through its doorway) and the door opposite Bedroom 1 I think is some sort of laundry closet, but the exactly how Bedroom 2 fits in eludes me.

First Floor

There's a toilet behind the camera in the Jacuzzi. Tried to map it to the outside of the house but it's got a very confusing shape, and not all of the house is in use (and don't ask me to try and do it from the front).

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

BRO HES A BERNARD BRO HE CAN BUY US ALL BRO BRO MONEKY CORBA KING. Alex makes a good point for the concept of extremely late stage abortion

he'll buy the house and show the deed 2 years after the fact

 

[ElseWorld712]

Oh you poor sweet thing.

Check this out.

Back in school this guy told me I could sell my socks online, and I told him he was a fucking retard. The logistics of having to buy my good socks, wear them for many days, vacuum seal them, ship them, the money doesn't add up. The girls that fart into jars though? They're making a killing if they're just spraying fart spray into a bottle or something. Also you shed skin cells into the lining of your clothing, what if they leave all of your skin sheddings at a successive series of crimes? What could you do to combat that? "Oh, I was just a whore selling my socks and panties on this shifty website?" No one would believe that, and rightfully so.



This is why I'm glad I've been obsessively recording, except for when they're asleep. You can't trust the youtube archives.

The world seems a little darker today thanx to what you showed me.

 

[raisinlove]

I wish they had a seciton of the actual outside not schitty cordoned off like a dog pen so they could actually go outside since it's going to probably rain and possibly snow around here next week, would have made for some mud games

 

[LowlyPheasent]

This is why I'm glad I've been obsessively recording, except for when they're asleep. You can't trust the youtube archives.

It's always good to archive. The more decentralized the better.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

This is my best approximation. It is not even slightly to scale, but this is what I think the layout is:
Basement
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There's a door at the far end of the "Flat" which never seems to get used, which might have been The Lab or The Cell. One of the doors by the bar leads to a toilet, and I think the other door goes to where Production spend their time.

Ground Floor
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The bedrooms are a bit confusing. Bedroom 1 and Bedroom 3 are directly next to each other; Bedroom 2 seems to be down the hall (although you can see another door through its doorway) and the door opposite Bedroom 1 I think is some sort of laundry closet, but the exactly how Bedroom 2 fits in eludes me.

First Floor
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There's a toilet behind the camera in the Jacuzzi. Tried to map it to the outside of the house but it's got a very confusing shape, and not all of the house is in use (and don't ask me to try and do it from the front).
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So according to property records, this is the blueprint:



The basement is ENORMOUS, so that made it ideal.



There's a lot there—a good-sized house and lots of space for operations. I know people are hurr hurr they spent too much, but they also have a 1500 sqft outbuilding included with the property, and it's on 5 acres. Who knows what they'll do with that?

The world seems a little darker today thanx to what you showed me.

Don't get down. Some people collect stamps, some people collect worn items. Try not to think about it.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Early on in the season I would have agreed, but that was a long time ago and Mizzy has evolved in the tank since she threatened to blow up the whole gaslight. She seems more understanding and satisfied of the show and more determined to actually win than she was very early on. I really doubt she would ever act like Alex did post-Fishtank

I really think her "evolution" is her sucking up ego points from all of the plushies and positive TTS. She also thinks production likes and needs her for the show because they keep gassing her up as the "little sister" of the cast. When she hits the elimination wall she will lose all development and become desperate and weak like she was at the beginning. Her last chance for power and relevance is being the one to ruin everything, like she constantly ruins bits and scenes by trying to be involved.

 

[bussy mafia]

They deleted day number 21 the best day ever in fishtank history Alex's wife and Frank day debut i guess they got scared from the monkey king View attachment 6673583

jet saw the video where alex shows off a receipt from a jewelry purchase in 2023 where alex had to use 2 debit cards to make the transaction. he’s trembling at the financial might of the monkey king.

 

[AssignedEva]

So according to property records, this is the blueprint:



The basement is ENORMOUS, so that made it ideal.

I think there's another upstairs area that's not used, but I'm not sure how you get up there. Possibly through this door opposite Bedroom 2?

This is about how much I managed of mapping the front view

The front door comes in at an angle to the stars (so I'm guessing has a porch/entrance area), the jacuzzi windows match the far right;

and that bit slops up to accommodate the penthouse "attic", the den has three banks of three windows you can just about make out but after that I can't understand what's going on. Next to the dining room is the kitchen area and it looks like the start of the glassed in veranda we see on the listing

but that should be where Bedroom 1's windows open out onto. I guess maybe the windows open onto the veranda? But then I'm still a bit unsure where the vanity and bathroom come in, since the door to Bedroom 3 is flush to Bedroom 1.
However the floorplan works there's obviously a reasonable part of the building we can't see, including The Cell and The Lab (Bitchtank is Bedroom 3).

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Who in particular from the staff did she eye ?
Vance?

She kept asking if Luca was single. Saying Luca was fine, etc.

 

[Terror Sandwich]

I think there's another upstairs area that's not used, but I'm not sure how you get up there. Possibly through this door opposite Bedroom 2?

There is a ladder to the attic on the hallway. They have opened it once to get some cables.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I think there's another upstairs area that's not used, but I'm not sure how you get up there. Possibly through this door opposite Bedroom 2?

If I remember right, Bedroom 2 is right across from Bedroom 3 in the hallway and the bathroom is right between them. I have recorded many scenes from that angle when bathroom/hall fights occur. There is a linen closet right across from Bedroom 1 (I caught them opening it one day, I was so excited because I wanted to know what the door was, haha) so there's no doors to the upstairs from that hallway. There IS! however a door to the upstairs deck in the den, they used it during the prison thing. There's a door on the deck and mizzy and one of the prisoners used it to get off the deck and back down into the den to get around that locked door between the den and the dining room.

This might help you build your map a little better.

 

[Horse Divorce]

Mizzy mentioned a pewdiepie video reacting to something she was on, found some people talking about it but didn't find the video itself in the thread, so sorry if it was posted before.

Relevant part starts at 1:10

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

This was posted by @AssignedEva but Alex keeps reposting the Vance/Bill Fishtank messages but he released a video where he shows the full conversation between him and Vance... except he tries really hard to avoid showing this specific text.


Vance: "You can't break any laws like assault Binx. But you can go after her for sure. I'll get you into contact with Bill who will handle all your travel and lodging"

Alex: "OK. but I can bring my daughter right she's 19"

fucking moron

skip to 0:21 for texts

 

[vena kirov]

Mizzy mentioned a pewdiepie video reacting to something she was on, found some people talking about it but didn't find the video itself in the thread, so sorry if it was posted before.

Relevant part starts at 1:10

The first thing they comment on is her weird body