As someone who was retarded enough to click the spoiler and check out their OF content and saw the corner of hell, where Rev was trying to cram his tiny pierced weenie into his hollering hog, I honestly dont know which one is worse and more laughable.
So does most rice
This is entirely based on speculation about a whole different type of cow, but Cobes can't/won't brush his teeth because it hurts at this point. If she's not at that level all of the time, it's enough to prevent her from wanting to actually brush beyond those front like... 4?
She'd just recorded that "non scale victory" video that was stretched all the way out vertically. She forgot to change the filters back before starting the live.
I'd bet money there was a roach or bedbug in that glass and she didn't see it til she finished pouring.
Paid boyfriend, weird temporary marriage of convenience, romance scammer... swear to god I can hear Eric screaming 'no one cares' all the way from the Kentucky backwoods. I just want her to go back to Canada. Hell, she can bring him with her and let us see how fast he can find his own version of Deedee, maybe we'd even get a Crackhead Olympics 2.0 from it, as long as he fades into irrelevance just as quick as Stabibi did.
... at concentrations 1/1000th that of tobacco, so this feels silly to mention.
If Salah was smart, he'd already be doing that online from the VIB pool. He should tell Chantal he wants to manage her inbox, then start messaging the women with his arched eyebrow 'tard boy pics.
Literally the only one he could pull is Chantal. This does not speak well for his attraction ability.
He should take a good look at Nader, and Nader's police/conviction record, then realize Nader probably had a handful of VIBs to choose from before he picked Deedee. Then Salah can jump out the window of the luxury fartbox to end the existential pain of being himself.
Whatever shot he had at getting at a VIB came and went with Kaibella. And all that came from that is a bunch of texts about bodily functions to go with pictures of his penis that looks like either a hot dog that was left on the grill way too long and dried out, or some mini sausage that didn’t have the wrapping to make pigs in a blanket. Take your pick as you contemplate why anybody would be impressed at a dick pic from anybody.
Change the record Chantal, we've heard all this shit before.
She always tells on herself. Actual happy people having a legitimately good day don't write, "Have a great day. I know we are. [kissy heart face]" Sounding a little defensive there, Cutie.
The wheels on the bus go round and round I would not be a bit surprised if she's going blind in the left eye. The difference in size between the two eyes becomes more and more noticeable.
Tut tut tut. Faux modest Muslim Gunt with her "dressed but appear to be naked" clear outline of her breasts on display.
She really wants to say...
It looks like she’s trying to copy’s Salah’s style of eye fucking herself.
You'd think, but no. It's easy to forget how desperate they are. If you've ever seen her live chat in a reaction video, you'd see they constantly praise him. Oh yay salahs here!! Where's king Salah? You guys make a perfect couple! You guys are so cute together.
I definitely agree with that.
