If Ethan Ralph can procreate than you have no excuse.

[Temmie]

Actually your excuse should be not wanting to knock up a disgusting horse pedo.

Irrelevant. Ethan's blood line continues, what about yours?

 

[The Ugly One]

This just proves not everyone's life goal should be to breed

Too late to change Ethan Ralph's goals. What about yours?

 

[DickMain]

It is because at the end of the day his genes live on yours die with you. No matter how despicable the rage pig is , he still left some legacy behind him.

I think he's got some legacy of lunch on his thumb.

 

[Tablet County]

Ethan Ralph, Danny DeVito, Benjamin Franklin, and Rich Evans have all gotten laid.

 

[bile demon]

After you're dead, and the last time someone ever thinks about you is passed, all that's left are your genetics. So if you don't have biological kids yet, time is ticking. You are in danger of vanishing forever

Damn, you had me worried for our boy Null for a moment there, but then I remembered that he's on top of things by publishing the world's most embarrassing incel manifesto on Kiwifarms. Every man knows that the first step in starting a family is making a post about wanting to do so on the internet.

 

[Fire Flight]

Isn't Ethan Ralph rich?

 

[Drip Torch]

Drugs + stupid has lead to much procreation.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Did he catch the last rotting egg of a 45 year old methhead, or is a sexy young gold digger using him? If he's as bad as you imply then it can only be one of those possibilities.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

There's simply no way I could compete with the Ralphamale. 5 star days is all he fucks with.

 

[Black Spruce]

If you have fewer biological offspring than CHRIS FUCKING CHAN, you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Kiwisee]

The fact that Faith and Neigh rode the boar without puking is one of life’s many mysteries. How do you not hurl upon smelling rotting tampons from Ethan’s mouth?

 

[Coldgrip]

Wouldn't this also mean that May and Faith are more successful than the women of Kiwi Farms?

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

Judeo-Bolshevik elements within the Man Hate Thread, Kiwi Farms and the United States government are preventing me from having sex with a woman.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Remember the old adage, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

 

[draggs]

Irrelevant. Ethan's blood line continues, what about yours?

My children are thoroughbreds, Ralph's are nags, yours are nonexistent

 

[Turkroach Couple]

Judeo-Bolshevik elements within the Man Hate Thread, Kiwi Farms and the United States government are preventing me from having sex with a woman.

Maybe if you didn't turn down black queens you'd get some head, mayo monkey

 

[Max Free]

I unironically agree. Ralph is more successful than those people who have not reproduced. After you're dead, and the last time someone ever thinks about you is passed, all that's left are your genetics. So if you don't have biological kids yet, time is ticking. You are in danger of vanishing forever.

Go knock up every drug-riddled low-standard whore willing to put out unprotected for $5 you can find for the ensurance of your bloodline if thats so damn important to you then.

 

[Black Spruce]

Go knock up every drug-riddled low-standard whore willing to put out unprotected for $5 you can find for the ensurance of your bloodline if thats so damn important to you then.

Way ahead of you. If you are genetically predisposed to be a good person, then spreading your seed and never caring what the childhoods of your offspring would be like will make the world a better place long term than just having a couple kids in a loving household.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

You are in danger of vanishing forever.

If you vanish forever because you didn't procreate, you aren't doing it right. To be honest, I can't even remember my grandmother's name 90% of the time (and my mothers lol) and shes been dead for a few years, no amount of shitting out kids will stop you from vanishing because you did a shitty job at making your mark in life.

 

[Black Spruce]

If you vanish forever because you didn't procreate, you aren't doing it right. To be honest, I can't even remember my grandmother's name 90% of the time (and my mothers lol) and shes been dead for a few years, no amount of shitting out kids will stop you from vanishing because you did a shitty job at making your mark in life.

She lives in you. Her memory is gone. The only way she vanishes is if none of her descendants reproduce. Unless you're some famous inventor that changed the world, after a few generations, nobody will remember you existed. Whether any part of you lives on after that depends on if you've reproduced successfully.