Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

I just assumed his septum eroded from cocaine abuse and his nose collapsed under its own weight

Heavy is the nose that hangs upon the lawpope.

The only way I might feel bad for her is if he was physically abusive towards her, and I think (fortunately) Nick is too much of a limp wristed manlet to do that. She looks fairly fit. Maybe more fit than he even.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yeah. I was pretty surprised that none of Nick's own videos showed up.
Especially because it picked up his channel and linked to it.

Anyone know if there's a way to find out You Tubes search figures for 2024, and how many searches there have been for Nick's name since the arrest, by country
.
Legal Mindset mentioned on his stream the other day that an old school friend who lived in Japan (I think?) was aware of, and is following, Nick's story of degeneracy.

I would really like to know how far it has spread.

YouTube probably penalizes creators that stop uploading by deranking them in the search algorithm

 

[Mouse Cop]

He's byaaack. Archive 1 2 3

 

[AnOminous]

Plus. Keanu turned snake and I'm sure Balldo made April feel like absolute shit for that. Balldo also changed. He isn't being a retard on X as much and he suddenly realised his culinary contribution isn't a requirement for our lives.

I think he's desperately casting around for the right series of magic words or bullshit personas he can put on to undo his utter felting by life. And instead of working, every one just gets him clowned on even more.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

You let an IRL Chudjack to fuck your wife. An IRL Chudjack who ate your cum.

"Yeah ok w/e nerd, I ate his cum too so that makes him an even bigger loser!"

 

[john marston]

So now that his CPS case is over, is he no longer required to take drug tests?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Where does this idea that Nick got a "Big W" come from? he lost his kids for a time through his own shitty actions, at best he's recovered a loss after putting himself and his family through hell. It's not a Win by any measure.

 

[Captain Manning]

Get ready for the grift and cope tonight by Barnes. This should be entertaining for clippers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUkE5nmZijc

That's not Barnes. That's Libertarian Podcast Review (LPR) seemingly getting ready to review an earlier podcast by Barnes and suck him off.

Likely because Nick, and Nick alone, claims he's fully got his kids back, and is no longer under supervision. Even though Nick had the case file sealed and there is no way to independently verify that.

There's a clique of people... mainly weirdo lolbertarians... who never miss an opportunity to do the whole "Barnes is right" thing. Even though he is pretty clearly frequently wrong.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Where does this idea that Nick got a "Big W" come from? he lost his kids for a time through his own shitty actions, at best he's recovered a loss after putting himself and his family through hell. It's not a Win by any measure.

Pretty sure that guy was being sarcastic.

 

[RotPockets]

If you look at his nose its way more bent than it used to be when he started out. Its been like that a while now but I wonder when it happened. I also wonder whether its because someone punched him in his smug gay face or if he did it to himself one time when he was Larsoning out and hitting himself?

After the Mugshot black eye, the Nose Saga continues to grow in scope.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Pretty sure that guy was being sarcastic.

Yeah I get that, but even still there's this idea out there that Nick beat the kiwi prudes somehow. It's kinda like how Nick "beat us" by getting out on bond and several other "wins" Nick has had since the drug bust.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I made a clip from yesterday's Potentially Criminal stream, specifically the part where he talks about Nick's invasion into Aaron's Google account. I found the following segment the most interesting:

Source of the clip (timestamped): https://youtu.be/XzrPpZM1O_s?t=1805
Start of Nick's segment (timestamped): https://youtu.be/XzrPpZM1O_s?t=661

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah I get that, but even still there's this idea out there that Nick beat the kiwi prudes somehow. It's kinda like how Nick "beat us" by getting out on bond and several other "wins" Nick has had since the drug bust.

Everybody here knew he was gonna get his kids back eventually. Though there are serious questions whether that is the case right now. Nick won't even post a minute entry from his case to confirm. He wants people to take him at his word and, yeah... no...

If Nick could seal his criminal case, he would, but that's a much taller order I don't think he'd be able to pull off.

Why would you even care what the Balldoguards say? Their idiocy is self-evident through their continued association with Nick.

 

[Nod Flenders]

He's byaaack. Archive 1 2 3

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Nick's definitely going to fight this case the whole way. If he does end up chickening out and pleads guilty, I will laugh my ass off.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Yeah I get that, but even still there's this idea out there that Nick beat the kiwi prudes somehow. It's kinda like how Nick "beat us" by getting out on bond and several other "wins" Nick has had since the drug bust.

Everybody here knew he was gonna get his kids back eventually.

I'm not ready to believe that he has his kids back unsupervised yet. He's shown no proof of it.

 

[drsb]

I just assumed his septum eroded from cocaine abuse and his nose collapsed under its own weight

That is exactly what I was thinking. Just like Artie Lange, the guy from Howard Stern. His nose completely folded in on itself.

 

[Tablet County]

That is exactly what I was thinking. Just like Artie Lange, the guy from Howard Stern. His nose completely folded in on itself.

You've heard of detachable penis.
Get ready for retractable nose!

 

[Mouse Cop]

I made a clip from yesterday's Potentially Criminal stream, specifically the part where he talks about Nick's invasion into Aaron's Google account. I found the following segment the most interesting:

@Potentially Criminal: Wu-Tang says “Protect Ya Neck.” Especially because I know you, when you were out in the ghetto, you probably heard that song. Out in the ‘hood of Houston. With your durag on. I’m sure you heard that song, but yeah. “Protect Ya Neck.”

I didn't know you were funny.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I'm not ready to believe that he has his kids back unsupervised yet. He's shown no proof of it.

yew see, a lawgs, when CPS returns dem keedz to a father, dere's usually sum pictorial ebidance! Eye did nawt see da pictorial ebidance for dis!!!

 

[Folgers Can]

That's not Barnes. That's Libertarian Podcast Review (LPR) seemingly getting ready to review an earlier podcast by Barnes and suck him off.

Likely because Nick, and Nick alone, claims he's fully got his kids back, and is no longer under supervision. Even though Nick had the case file sealed and there is no way to independently verify that.

There's a clique of people... mainly weirdo lolbertarians... who never miss an opportunity to do the whole "Barnes is right" thing. Even though he is pretty clearly frequently wrong.

Nah, despite the channel name LPR's no noseguard by any stretch - I remember him popping up on the algorithm for being one of the few to cover the CHIPS transcripts verbatim back in the day like Sean and MemeJosh were doing and he repeatedly shit on Barnes for giving lolberts a bad name in that connection, with occasional useful insights as an actual practicing family law attorney unlike Barnes or Nick, plus some personal insights as the stepfather of a kid whose sperm-donor/"father" was forced to fuck off for reasons much like Nick's troubles. Viewership-wise he's still a tiny lawtube-adjacent appendage and as a broadcaster he's not especially exciting, but he was fighting the good fight on this story to the point that Sean came on his show eventually to shit on Barnes together a whole lot more (beginning around 26:57 in that link) and Elissa started clipping him as a result, so there's that.