Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

What the fuck is he on about

He's ANGY that his hot takes, that he feels are 100% justified, are being censored but others are allowed to post whatever they want.

As for the other one about memes? He's just being a boomer and made a dad strokebrain joke.

You can see it with his group of "friends" he cycles through when he does fat on the go. The problem with Fatty is that even if he's not being an obnoxious asshole to you in particular, the fact that he's an obnoxious asshole to literally everyone else you're around would make you not want to associate with him. Would you want to be associated with this fat retard in public constantly making an ass out of himself? Hell no.

That right there ought to be a wake up call to anybody that they're the problem. But no. Fatty just keeps strokebraining and rolling along in his scooty puff thinking he's right.

 

[Bassomatic]

I know not everyone does cross over and not everyone cares but I have such mixed feelings that Lucas Werner will lose a foot before Jack.

Also fight engagement farming is peak engagement farming, I think even Jack knows this but he's lonely so give him ass pats!

Im still disgusted by that steak like I might go vegan for a while (and be healthier than Jack)

 

[ADN_VIII]

Watching Jack's twitter reminds me of those really snippy and passive aggressive high school girls that complain endlessly about stuff in vague wordings that prompt people to ask what the issue is, which in turn causes the girl to reply in a snide way.

 

[Guntanator]

The ungodly amount of cinnamon he's been putting in his already disgusting abominations makes me audibly gasp.

 

[Neko GF]

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE)
(11/22/2024)

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[ADN_VIII]

Does Jack know what "carnivore" means?

 

[biggacracka]

Does Jack know what "carnivore" means?

It means "MOAR GUD MEATS"

 

[abobe]

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE)
(11/22/2024)

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Classic seasoning technique.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Does Jack know what "carnivore" means?

He knows, he just likes to use it whenever its convenient for him.

Like there is a reason that in every Jack on the Go, he makes careful cuts to not show what he's eating unless its a huge plate of meat.

 

[100BitchHere]

That dude used like a cup of fish sauce in that. That shit is somehow saltier than salt. Fish sauce has 1500mg of sodium in a fucking tbsp.

 

[lindsayfan]

"next week is going to be a meat chili which is also carnivore friendly"

WOW!!!!!!!!

jack did say it's "for the holidays" so maybe it will have an extra bin of walmart cinnamon dumped in to make it festive.

this "chili" is just a deeply retarded gumbo. jack is amazed to learn that $80 of seafood and 3 pounds of butter and cream results in something that tastes good

 

[Marc]

Jack managed to make fish fillets look like ashtrays. That’s god-given talent.

 

[AnOminous]

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE)
(11/22/2024)

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"Little bit of this fish sauce." [empties a fucking cup of something that is 50% salt into his abomination]

Fun fact: a SINGLE TABLESPOON of that shit gives you most of your RDA of sodium.

I utterly love fish sauce. But you do NOT use it in these quantities if you like living to old age.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Classic seasoning technique.

I also season my meat by rubbing it at the base of the windowsill.

 

[biggacracka]

Classic seasoning technique.

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"Coat it in the ashes of the gifts God gave you"

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I utterly love fish sauce. But you do NOT use it in these quantities if you like living to old age.

I think for Jack that ship has sailed.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

SEAFOOD CHILI - (CARNIVORE SAFE)
(11/22/2024)

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Okay either people have been complaining in the comments of how his chili abominations aren't carnivore or Fatty reads this site. There's no fucking reason why he would need to say this is carnivore safe.

And fuck me but this has to be the worst one yet. Once again just dumping way too much seasoning including lethal amounts of cinnamon. What is the fascination he has with cinnamon recently? You could see he was trying not to dump too much in but like the mushbrain he is instead of using a measuring spoon or something he just shakes it until more comes out than it should.

And in the end... he made seafood soup.

I utterly love fish sauce. But you do NOT use it in these quantities if you like living to old age.

That stuff is an umami BOMB. Just a little splash where you can't even taste the fish and it elevates a dish. But then so does anchovies which are in fish sauce.

 

[The Stranger]

But then so does anchovies which are in fish sauce.

Aren't anchovies typically tinned in olive oil or water? Anchovies alone are strong as hell, I think if you put them in fish sauce you'd kill someone.

 

[p1138]

Aren't anchovies typically tinned in olive oil or water? Anchovies alone are strong as hell, I think if you put them in fish sauce you'd kill someone.

He means that anchovies are a common ingredient in fish sauce.

Jack managed to make fish fillets look like ashtrays. That’s god-given talent.

I seriously couldn't tell wtf I was looking at in those screenshots. But yeah that is amazing.

 

[Marc]

Every time I scroll past the images of the fish fillets, it looks like Jack trimmed his balls over them.