Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
Floating this tinfoil theory as I catch up the newest 40ish pages,
Im curious if Nick's crusade against Potentially Criminal correlates with when he started talking with Aaron. IIRC, Sean is giving legal advice to him and we know Methkieta has most likely read legal messages between them. Makes me curious whom else from Lawtube contacted Aaron and how Methieka treated them.
 
Nick Rekieta and Barnes were actual serious contenders for me to join the legal fight against Biden and company - they're washed up nobodies with big mouths and wide pockets. Had Nick or Barnes kept that façade up, I would actually be rooting for a cabinet position or adjacency with the current administration.

Rational people might doubt this, but Trump's often emotional decisions to promote inappropriate people to key positions based on personal contact is quite real.

And the 2020 election fight team that was put together was full of people that were in their own ways just as bad as Nick or Barnes would have been. A good example was Sidney "the Kraken" Powell. The team was also defined by their problems of finding people willing to stand by often really questionable arguments.

But its not correct that if Barnes and Nick had been brought into that situation that they would have been in line for administration positions now. I think Barnes would have ended up facing Criminal charges like alot of people involved in amature-hour 2020 election fight team did. Barnes getting on the team was way more likely than Nick getting involved of course because of Nick's lack of any resume whatsoever.

Nick eventually did have his turn attending an event at the king's court down in Florida long after the election. But honestly his complete inability to dress himself properly and his wife's level of looks meant he was not going to get meaningfully near Trump or anyone that mattered.
 
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Rational people might doubt this, but Trump's often emotional decisions to promote inappropriate people to key positions based on personal contact is quite real.

And the 2020 election fight team that was put together was full of people that were in their own ways just as bad as Nick or Barnes would have been. A good example was Sidney "the Kraken" Powell. The team was also defined by their problems of finding people willing to stand by often really questionable arguments.

But its not correct that if Barnes and Nick had been brought into that situation that they would have been in line for administration positions now. I think Barnes would have ended up facing Criminal charges like alot of people involved in amature-hour 2020 election fight team did. Barnes getting on the team was way more likely than Nick getting involved of course because of Nick's lack of any resume whatsoever.

Nick eventually did have his turn attending an event at the king's court down in Florida long after the election. But honestly his complete inability to dress himself properly and his wife's level of looks meant he was not going to get meaningfully near Trump or anyone that mattered.
Lol nick rekieta as a potential political appointee ever? Please tell me this is a pure joke that no one ever thought was a potential thing.
 
Floating this tinfoil theory as I catch up the newest 40ish pages,
Im curious if Nick's crusade against Potentially Criminal correlates with when he started talking with Aaron. IIRC, Sean is giving legal advice to him and we know Methkieta has most likely read legal messages between them. Makes me curious whom else from Lawtube contacted Aaron and how Methieka treated them.

An added layer of tinfoil: suppose Nick's months of mild annoyance at Aaron's revelations about his personal life suddenly boiled over into the recent self-destructive vengeful rage because Nick somehow convinced himself (however mistakenly) that @MNPublicRecords/@MNPublicRecords2 were at all times a Steel Toe operation. Not necessarily done by Aaron directly but under his direction or at his urging, with a friend or superfan doing the document exfils locally, and perhaps with Sean's legal knowledge contributing some flair to the summary posts from afar.

To be clear I am not suggesting that they ever did any such thing, and am only noting that the notion of them doing it is exactly the sort of idée fixe that Nick's paranoid swiss-cheese brain would cook up out of thin air and obsess about for months, to the point of even committing computer crimes in a desperate quest to find any sliver of evidence seeming to vindicate the delusion. It also jives with some offhand comments on streams like "and I have nooooo idea who that might be" said with a sarcastic tone and laugh as if meant to convey that he was 100% cocksure in his belief about who it was, however mistakenly.

For even more tinfoil, suppose his holding to that misconception could also explain why he seems to have exhibited zero concern about facing any consequences for self-incriminating bragging about unauthorized Google access: in his mind, if he's going down anyway and just wants to take someone down with him, then publicly confessing to a few extra crimes would seem a worthwhile sacrifice just to provoke investigators into going over the cybercrime victim's devices with a fine-toothed comb, in his vain hope that that this process would accidentally stumble upon some imagined proof that Aaron and/or Sean were the perpetrators of crimes unrelated to the one being investigated.

I prefer this theory for no reason other than how funny the seething would get when he finds out that such a gambit turned up nothing and the self-sacrifice was all for naught.

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Lol nick rekieta as a potential political appointee ever? Please tell me this is a pure joke that no one ever thought was a potential thing.
Nick has said his father suggested the possibility of Nick running for political office to him at some point and he said it was impossible because of his blackface picture. (I'm not sure if he told his dad that, or just his audience.)

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Buddy, if you seriously ever believed this you are both a bit crazy and due to for a lifetime of disappointment for the insane pedestals you place these social media grifters on.
I cleared this up in the comment when I cleaned it up, but my thinking comes roughly around the time of the Rittenhouse Trial. It's a combination of hyperbole and interest in Seeing Nick tackle his local political circuit and seeing where he'd end up. Not that I think he WOULD end up there, but that he COULD and be a force for good.

Old Nick may have genuinely had a chance in the House or Senate. Hell, similar Youtuber Brandon Herrera had a chance too. He didn't lose his primary by that much. He could realistically run again and win.

Nick actually held the national pulse during Rittenhouse. He was experiencing a meteoric rise even as far as the turn of the Biden Era. It was his tenure during that trial, where he and his panel seemed to have a positive impact on proceedings. Why not ask somebody so well-respected to take a shot at becoming a House member or joining his local state's political apparatus and doing more than drinking and screaming at 'dummies' on the internet all day?

Yes, I was a sweet summer child. I reckon many of us were. Nick's a faggot has-been. But to be a has-been you have to have been somewhere. Andy Warksi actually said it best - of everyone, Nick had the chance to actually Be someone - Check the first few hundred pages of this thread for confirmation.
 
Nick has said his father suggested the possibility of Nick running for political office to him at some point and he said it was impossible because of his blackface picture. (I'm not sure if he told his dad that, or just his audience.)

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Sure, there's a lot of garbage he's done that would be "concerning." But I was talking more about basic competence, knowledge, expertise, and/ or prominence. I'm sure his dad once had a thought, esp with their money, but I wouldn't call it a savvy or smart or based-in-reality thought.
 
Sure, there's a lot of garbage he's done that would be "concerning." But I was talking more about basic competence, knowledge, expertise, and/ or prominence. I'm sure his dad once had a thought, esp with their money, but I wouldn't call it a savvy or smart or based-in-reality thought.

With his father's money to back him, he could have perhaps aspired at one time to the Minnesota legislature out where he lives. At that level the blackface picture would have made little difference. Neither honestly would the basics in terms of getting in. But no chance any higher than that level.

Then again someone like Tom Emmer of all people has made it all way to House Majority Whip with a William Mitchell Law degree and being a radio bigmouth. And then again, Minnesota at one time sent Michele Bachmann to the house who in my opinion is actually perhaps less qualified than Nick. Then you have a governor who is a moron, an attorney general with a history of domestic violence, that literally crazy guy who ran for US senate this year and Ilhan Omar the democratic version of Michele Bachmann.
 
With his father's money to back him, he could have perhaps aspired at one time to the Minnesota legislature out where he lives. At that level the blackface picture would have made little difference. Neither honestly would the basics in terms of getting in. But no chance any higher than that level.
I doubt that Celeste's (not Bob's) money would have been enough on its own, and neither she nor Bob seem to have any significant political connections.

Any suggestion that Nick run for office sounds a lot like Bob clout chasing vicariously through Nick using Celeste's money.
 
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