Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rei is Shit.]

"There are two sides of me; Nicest non-practicing attorney you will ever meet. And David."

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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This seems to be his new cope.

How did David respond to his sin? His court prophet calls him out, and gets him to condemn himself and say he's worthy of death, he fasts and repents, loses his son, and his life pretty much spirals for the majority of the rest of his days. Fun fact, traditionally, David wrote a bunch of the Psalms, and he wrote one specific (51) to his infidelity and murder of Uriah.

Spoiled for length

The correct move is repentance and changing your ways, not giving a pedophile computer access to your cuck buddies' computer.

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1 Have mercy on me, O God,
according to your unfailing love;
according to your great compassion
blot out my transgressions.
2 Wash away all my iniquity
and cleanse me from my sin.
3 For I know my transgressions,
and my sin is always before me.
4 Against you, you only, have I sinned
and done what is evil in your sight;
so you are right in your verdict
and justified when you judge.
5 Surely I was sinful at birth,
sinful from the time my mother conceived me.
6 Yet you desired faithfulness even in the womb;
you taught me wisdom in that secret place.
7 Cleanse me with hyssop, and I will be clean;
wash me, and I will be whiter than snow.
8 Let me hear joy and gladness;
let the bones you have crushed rejoice.
9 Hide your face from my sins
and blot out all my iniquity.
10 Create in me a pure heart, O God,
and renew a steadfast spirit within me.
11 Do not cast me from your presence
or take your Holy Spirit from me.
12 Restore to me the joy of your salvation
and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.
13 Then I will teach transgressors your ways,
so that sinners will turn back to you.
14 Deliver me from the guilt of bloodshed, O God,
you who are God my Savior,
and my tongue will sing of your righteousness.
15 Open my lips, Lord,
and my mouth will declare your praise.
16 You do not delight in sacrifice, or I would bring it;
you do not take pleasure in burnt offerings.
17 My sacrifice, O God, is[b] a broken spirit;
a broken and contrite heart
you, God, will not despise.
18 May it please you to prosper Zion,
to build up the walls of Jerusalem.
19 Then you will delight in the sacrifices of the righteous,
in burnt offerings offered whole;
then bulls will be offered on your altar.

 

[AnOminous]

This seems to be his new cope.

They told him he could become anything, so he became a redditor.

This gay ass fake Christian self pity shit. "Oooh! I was just like David! I was a bad man! I acknowledge it!" it's like when a 14 year old girl says "Mom, I flunked math class because I'm just a hopeless, stupid idiot! I should just stop studying forever because it isn't worth it!"

And as usual he's too fucking stupid and narcissistic to understand the point. He's like Chris-Chan reading the Bible in jail, looking at Jesus, and saying "HE'S SO TOTALLY ME!"

The point is that even a great man, which David was, can do something awful, and that even a great man must atone to be forgiven.

This ignorant asshole pigfucker absolutely perverted the message to stroke his own limp dick of an ego. Seriously, die, Nick.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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This seems to be his new cope.

Welp. Grandiose as ever, but at least semi-self-critical. Cynic in me (curse this board) says performative, but on the other hand, yes, he has failed farther than he probably ever conceived he would. His (next) mistake will be thinking he can't fail any further.

But I'm already cringing at re-Godly Nick bc it's so manipulative - if Nick claims he has (PPP voice returned to God after his dark night of the soul*, then to criticize him will be captured as a criticism of God and all things Holy.

Never change, Nick.

* The book, Dark Nights of the Soul, by Thomas Moore, is not a bad one for modern day.

April has to be crushed.

Also, everybody else cheats, but they don't realize how much they cheat, so they haven't reached my level of enlightenment and righteousness. All you prudes projecting the image of happy, faithful marriages are actually worse than me and my drug-fueled, broken polycule.

This is a really good point! And a perfect reminder of the indelibility of his hubris/narcissism.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

Also is he working his way up to killing his problems like david?

"If I were David, I could have had Aaron killed and still be doing cocaine and April at the same time."

 

[AnOminous]

Welp. Grandiose as ever, but at least semi-self-critical.

I'm not sure if "I have some flaws, in fact, I'm pretty much King David from the Bible!" is really self-critical.

 

[AI Generated User]

Embrace the baldo. Become one with the baldo. He is the baldo. Long live the baldo.

 

[Maraschino]

Takes one to know one, Nick.

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LITERALLY ALL OF HIS DEGENERATE DEFENDERS ARE FAT.

JUJU THE COW, VITO, RALPH, MELTON. ALL OBESE. THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!

"Fidelity is, I think, the hardest thing to maintain for honest adults."

Nope. It's easy. You don't put yourself in situations where you can cheat. You know, if you have any respect for your husband or wife.

Mike Pence and Billy Graham, regardless of what you think about them, were unironically based for deciding to not be alone with a woman that isn't their wife or a family member. They go so far as to decide it's easier (and better) to avoid the mere appearance of impropriety.

You not only don't put yourself in a situation where you can cheat, you don't put yourself in a situation where it looks like you're doing something wrong. That extra level of care isn't there to ruin your fun, it's to protect yourself and your wife.

It's really fucking easy to maintain fidelity if you make it a priority. If your wife even suspects you're cheating when you aren't, I'd suggest taking a really good fucking look inwards to see if something between you and your spouse is fucked.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Embrace the baldo. Become one with the baldo. He is the baldo. Long live the baldo.

And Nick is still funny to Vibraldo

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

one specific (51) to his infidelity and murder of Uriah

That's quite a beautiful psalm and certainly what Nick was trying to channel. But of course, what happened after the great repentance? He got to stay king, his "wife" had a baby that died and he was
unbothered, then knocked her up again, happy happy, and then he pillaged another kingdom and took the crown for his head. And then decided, what the hell, God loves me, I'm righteous, I'm going to pillage everyone and make them suffer in hard labor.

This is what Nick thinks is in store for him, be sure.


Though side note on the psalm - interesting David says he has sinned against God, and God only - erm, the person he murdered doesn't count?

Also a little unsettling that murdered Uriah was the cuckhold.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

David repented, Nick. You haven’t. And as David had his own Nathan, you had one, too - and he said, “Pull up.”

 

[Soapmore]

This seems to be his new cope.

Whoa Buddy, I think PPP's take on this will be particularly entertaining.

 

[thebigdream]

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This seems to be his new cope.

We wuz kang David

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm not sure if "I have some flaws, in fact, I'm pretty much King David from the Bible!" is really self-critical.

That's the grandiosity! (and funny I originally typed :- p but without the space thinking it would do that emoji but instead it does )

But I meant his garment-rending.

 

[I Will Be Us]

I actually thought his latest dear diary entry was one of the better ones.

Then I read his most recent tweets against Kino Casino and he's back out there tilting at windmills. Still not getting it.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

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"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

 

[Vibralldo]

"I don't fuck hookers! I fuck strippers!"

The dear diary shit is Ralph-esque. Did Nick take some of whatever Ralph was on last time he saw him and has been slowly transforming into skinny Ralph?

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"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

"I don't fuck hookers, I fuck strippers."

 

[Fapcop]

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"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

He just wants us to ignore the leaks about the Vegas hookers, hmm?

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

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"Silly incels, I don't fuck hookers, I get fucked by hookers."

“…he’s a complete sperms”

Nice Freudian slip there buddy.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I was playing Final Fantasy the other day, how hard is this boss ? Any tips on how to summon the demon ? I am stuck on the catacombs of the castle.