Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

The Un-Clit said:
Lack of parental direction from parents who hated each other, possibly unsupervised internet access leading to porn addiction as a teenager combined with constant bullying by the 'chupapis' in his school as he was an unlikeable loner even then who grew into a fat, even more unlikeable teenager.

As to why he eventually decided his only solution was to become 'a lesbian trapped in a failed man's body' and troon out on public funds we just don't know from the limited data we have. But he was obviously tested and rated as retarded so qualified for the Chris-Chan monthly tugboat, as well as whatever medical procedures he 'needed' gratis, and one of the tranny-butchers took advantage of this to get a new pool on their property by giving our boi the dickflip to turn him into 'Amanda' on the US taxpayer's dime.

The final result of this is the brony fucktard sociopath we know today as 'Colton the Mare-Fingerer' and living embodiment of the 'Chronic Backstabbing Disorder' trope, currently performing 12+ hours a day on Kiwi Farms for your entertainment.
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None that is true.

But yeah my parents do hate each other and we equeally wish my dad would keel over already so we can get his inheritence he got from grampa 2 years ago

RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
No, you're a damn near 30 year old in a one-sided vomit roleplay with an 18 year old using humor to mask your intentions just like child and animal abusers.
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It got Zoey to fuck off at least

Toji Suzuhara said:
A man that's almost 30 messing with a barely-of-age teenager is a little weird if you ask me. Also, isn't your birthday next week? What are you gonna do to celebrate it, Colton?
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Not my name and you got the wrong birthdate lol. Not a man
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
I hope he donates it.
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He may be foolish enough to buy a $1,500 orange beaver tail hunting hat be never wears but he would never be foolish enough to waste money on donations or charity.

Ginger & Bread = Mischief said:
Oh that's a shame. I was going to buy you a brand new macbook for your birthday. You should tell us your birthday so I can do that.
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I will not

RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
I mean, on his deathbed. Out of spite. So you never get it. You understand people can do that, yes?
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I never plan to visit him on his deathbed unless it directly benifits me or to tell him I'm glad he would finally be gone. He never once visited me in the hospital for anything so why the fuck should I for him
 
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