Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

He also failed to be a fucking pizza boy.
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Saladfingy05 said:
It got denied. We can freely talk bout each other if we want to. He just too embarrased he lost
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No dumbass you were BOTH ordered to have no contact or interaction with each other. That includes forum sniping. Why not actually take the time to READ the shit instead of assuming 'complete win/loss'? Real life rarely works out that way. You would think being nearly 30 years of age you would have figured that out by now, but then again all the life lessons you've had to learn have been small in scale.

Not to brag but just to explain that in the life of an average person, by age 30 I was married, a father of 2, had owned and lost a storefront business, worked for a major software developer and have published credits on near a dozen videogames, had numerous sexual encounters most of which I am proud of and some I am ashamed of, and had travelled to half a dozen countries outside of Canada/USA. I'd seen shit that would turn your hair white and met people you can never forget. A few of those stories have been told on various subforums of this site. And 30 was a long time ago for me.

What have you done besides go to a few MLP conventions and dream the same dreams of 'a hot gothic mommy dommy' that you've had but never fulfilled since you were a teenager, even after going through a dickflip in pursuit of them?
 
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The Un-Clit said:
What have you done besides go to a few MLP conventions and dream the same dreams of 'a hot gothic mommy dommy' that you've had but never fulfilled since you were a teenager, even after going through a dickflip in pursuit of them?
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I'll have you know that he was (almost) a pizza boy. Bet you feel stupid now.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
No dumbass you were BOTH ordered to have no contact or interaction with each other. That includes forum sniping. Why not actually take the time to READ the shit instead of assuming 'complete win/loss'? Real life rarely works out that way. You would think being nearly 30 years of age you would have figured that out by now, but then again all the life lessons you've had to learn have been small in scale.

Not to brag but just to explain that in the life of an average person, by age 30 I was married, a father of 2, had owned and lost a storefront business, had numerous sexual encounters most of which I am proud of and some I am ashamed of, and had travelled to half a dozen countries outside of Canada/USA. I'd seen shit that would turn your hair white and met people you can never forget. A few of those stories have been told on various subforums of this site. And 30 was a long time ago for me.

What have you done besides go to a few MLP conventions and dream the same dreams of 'a hot gothic mommy dommy' that you've had but never fulfilled since you were a teenager, even after going through a dickflip in pursuit of them?
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He almost made a LEGO once
 
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You never told us what happened to your testicles. You were born with them. They are no longer attached to you. Yet you claim you are not a eunuch or a gelding.

The only possible conclusion therefore is that they were re-attached somewhere else. If so, where?

Also, any niggas arriving from Community Happenings need to know that Colton believes that Atlantis is real (but Jesus, even as a non-divine human, is a fairy-tale).
 
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