Couldn't tell ya, but he's always done that. Just seems to believe only one side of whatever he's "cooking" needs to be seasoned. Even when he used a fucking shake and bake bag, he didn't shake the bag to get seasoning on all sides and that's the primary gimmick of the things. Even before the strokes when he presumably would have had working taste buds, or both arms so he could flip the meat with one and season it with the other. Just a lazy retard I guess.
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He's really incredibly pissed off about this air duct guy.
See? Even he doesn't want to get into specifics because he doesn't want people telling him why these two things are different. Fatty can't stand being told no and takes it personally.
Or it could be he's the type that over seasons one side and doesn't do the other because it "evens out". Same way that he's cooked things at too high a heat so that they cook faster on the outside but still remain raw on the inside.
Maybe? But we know his logic behind cooking things way too hot and fast is just so he can shove food into his face quicker. Same reason he won't let shit cool off and burns his mouth on a regular basis when he isn't ordering a cold slab of beef at a chain restaurant covered in cold butter and waiting to Tammy to cut it up for him.
He doesn't even do the one side he does right. He just throws all the seasoning down in a pile and leaves it there in disgusting globs.
Of course because he's a retard.
I was talking to a friend of mine who is in emergency services last week. He said one of the worst things about Thanksgiving is that every year they'll receive a emergency call because there is always at least one diabetic who will overdue it on the holiday and need to be rushed to the hospital, completely oblivious as to why they suddenly don't feel well.
Not trying to PL, but as a former paramedic I can confirm this. Overeating+alcohol+stress from family disputes. Christmas Eve/Day were also always shit shows.
Good lord, Jack, if you're going to be a racist Protestant asshat at least pretend to care about the actress going off on a fan edit of the movie poster. He's such a boomer it's causing me physical injury, and I'm made of metal.
Well DUH. Of course that's what it means to Fatty.
He's a "cafeteria Christian". Meaning he picks and chooses the parts of the bible he wants to follow and figures that so long as he prays to Jesus he's fine.
Or you can look at who cooked it. If it was Jack Scalfani, then it's cooked improperly.I guarantee he'd actually do something like this
Diabetes, heart failure, renal failure, and all the people whose gallbladders were teetering on the edge: lots of admissions due to holiday excess.
