Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 96 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.0%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    674
"I hate David because I AM DAVID."

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So, Nick is finally confirmed as a jew. Glad we can put that "polish cope" to rest.


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That "yet" intrigues me a bit...
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In the Lolcow business we call that *foreshadowing*.
 
The statement is pretty good imo. When Balldo was a no one, he hated David for his abuse of power. When Balldo became sorta rich and famous, Balldo repeated (on a smaller scale) the sins of David. He’s not denying (in this post) his sins of the flesh; he’s acknowledging that he has committed adultery and more.
If only. Nick's a narcissist. Nick isn't comparing because he believes his sins are just as deplorable, he compares himself to David because he believes his greatness is comparable. God's anointed one. He wants everyone to see the David in him, not the sin.

The obvious test of this is to see how he compares himself to Aaron. Can you ever see Nick saying "I hate Aaron because I AM Aaron?"

Nicks choice of sinners to be compared with: David, Jesus (probably why he wants to say Jesus sinned). Sinners he doesn't want to be compared with: Aaron, Judas
 
Maybe someone else knows or recalls, but this was the last I saw of it from MNPR. It would seem that whatever hearing ensued resulted in a successful sealing of the case.
@MNPublicRecords hasn't been seen since August 21st. Nick almost certainly got the case sealed.

I think they managed to stockpile enough to release after the case was sealed (they drip fed it whenever Nick streamed), but they were bound to run out sooner or later, and it would appear they have.

Whoever they were, they were a hero of the Farms. Their efforts exposed probably the single biggest unexpected bombshell in this whole thing: That Nick's 8 year old tested positive for Coke.

Godspeed, you mysterious masked Kiwi, and thank you for your service.

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I beg forgiveness, but I've been traveling and am abt 30 pages behind. I'm not a conspiracy freak... but...what if the "expose" of PPP and Warski was done by a Baldowasher? Just a thought.
Am I missing something? Is there anything that backs this up other than rumor?
 
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He's such a jerk.

Killing invasive animals can be a part of life. But posting pics of them before you blow their brains out torture and drown them, and gloat about it* is debased.

* also, eating cat food you stupidly leave outside =/= rabid and =/= bad and =/= unforeseeable. You, Nick, ATA.

Ugh, I'm mati. What did you THINK leaving food outside would do other than lure animals?
Haven't been in here in a bit. I knew Nick wouldn't disappoint when it came to maladaptive behaviors but fucking hell, he abuses kids and now he's killing and abusing animals?

All the vile shit some of us would imagine doing to a person that hurts kids and animals, I hope Nick runs afoul of someone who'd have no problem doing such things to him.
 
Killing animals in cruel ways, I assume Nick enjoyed drowning that one (or more) raccoons, a clear sign of a psychopath emerging.
I wonder how many animals Nickolas killed in his youth.
He drowned a skunk. He caught it accidentally because he was literally trying to catch a stray cat and tame it to be friends with his pet cats. The skunk was not a problem, and he could have just opened the fucking cage and let it go. He obviously wasn't afraid of getting close enough to get sprayed, because he walked up to the cage and clipped a dog leash to it to drag it into a shallow pond. He failed to drown the skunk the first time, and just as it recovered, he dragged it back into the pond and chuckled about the little paws thrashing and struggling as it drowned. The raccoon was a different incident. He beat it to death with a hammer. That's almost like beating a small dog to death. Killing an animal with blunt force trauma is particularly gross. He killed them in the most retarded, roundabout, and painful ways.
 
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So, Nick is finally confirmed as a jew. Glad we can put that "polish cope" to rest.



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In the Lolcow business we call that *foreshadowing*.
He wishes his sons would beat the shit out of him, more than likely they'll just relegate their visits to Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving ect. (aka Nicks most hated times of the year) literally a fate worse than death for balldo boy.
 
He drowned a skunk. He caught it accidentally because he was literally trying to catch a stray cat and tame it to be friends with his pet cats. The skunk was not a problem, and he could have just opened the fucking cage and let it go. He obviously wasn't afraid of getting close enough to get sprayed, because he walked up to the cage and clipped a dog leash to it to drag it into a shallow pond. He failed to drown the skunk the first time, and just as it recovered, he dragged it back into the pond and chuckled about the little paws thrashing and struggling as it drowned. The raccoon was a different incident. He beat it to death with a hammer. That's almost like beating a small dog to death. Killing an animal with blunt force trauma is particularly gross. He killed them in the most retarded, roundabout, and painful ways.

And what is more important is that these stories came from NICK HIMSELF! Even if they are a fabrication (I doubt he killed a raccoon in a shed with a hammer and chisel), this is what NICK wanted us to know! FUNNY and WEIRD, am I right!?
 
You have to remember, Nick's stories are all absolute bullshit because he tells nothing but lies.
I do hope he was ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING™ and didn't actually kill anything. Whenever I see skunks, it's usually with all the babies following it, so I just give them a wide berth. They've got those little faces that remind me of otters. At my old house, we had a chiminea that we would all sit around at night, and there would be this family of raccoons that would just watch from the distance. You could only really see them because of the light reflecting off their eyes. They would sit in a line from biggest to smallest like they were a set of matryoshka dolls. I always liked the way they kinda slink around like they know they're doing something shady when they knock over people's garbage cans. You'd have to be a sick fuck to beat one to death.
 
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