Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[NEETsamurai]

Kyler and the piggies should drop everything now. If of course they have anything.

It was obvious from the start they had nothing. "A year ago Warski was an alcoholic!!" WOAAHH BUDDYY, it's not like everyone already knew about the boxed wine and Warski himself admitted he replaced his coke habit with weed and booze. "They did drugs and hired prostitutes!!!" Okay? PPP has admitted he spit-roasted a hooker with Surfer in Cuba, both drunk and snorting lines of coke. Do you actually have anything? "W-well, THERE WAS A SECRET MASSIVE ORGY BETWEEN THE CASINO BOYS AND US PAYPIGS AND PPP JERKED OFF ON A CUCK CHAIR!!" Uh-huh, except you totally didn't partake in any of the drugs, booze or prostitutes yourself, yet you somehow know this secret orgy TOTALLY happened because..? Likely story.

 

[BigPeanut]

I just wanna see a show. I know our resident impressionist ABG hates these two retards and wants to grind them into pepperoni but I'm among the demographic that finds their faggotry amusing. Yes even Tardski's.
I don't care if they never fully address the drama, I just wanna see the funny people in my fireplace DANCE!
DANCE FUNNY LITTLE MEN!

I don’t even hate them, I’m just a fanboy of nobody and I like seeing everyone in the sektur suffer and be knocked down a peg even if I like their content

 

[All becomes gunt]

It was obvious from the start they had nothing. "A year ago Warski was an alcoholic!!" WOAAHH BUDDYY, it's not like everyone already knew about the boxed wine and Warski himself admitted he replaced his coke habit with weed and booze. "They did drugs and hired prostitutes!!!" Okay? PPP has admitted he spit-roasted a hooker with Surfer in Cuba, both drunk and snorting lines of coke. Do you actually have anything? "W-well, THERE WAS A SECRET MASSIVE ORGY BETWEEN THE CASINO BOYS AND US PAYPIGS AND PPP JERKED OFF ON A CUCK CHAIR!!" Uh-huh, except you totally didn't partake in any of the drugs, booze or prostitutes yourself, yet you somehow know this secret orgy TOTALLY happened because..? Likely story.

I mean... i don't think PPP can jerk off. Where is he gonna find his PPPenis in all these fat folds. Best he can go for is touch gunts with the nigger prostitute and eat potato chips.

 

[Festivus]

Sweep bros… I thought “cryler” and the gunt weren’t reliable sources. This is fake this is fake oh god I’m going to fucking kill my self it’s real!!!!! AIEEEE SAVE ME PPP MAAAAAAN

Ralph definitely isn't a reliable narrator and Kyler appears to be going through a manic episode. It doesn't really matter however because it was IronWolfSpear who had all the details regarding the Vegas trip. Now I'm not sure I believe the way Iron painted himself as the Chad in every single scenario but the rest of the details line up pretty well. This is a guy who had effectively logged off (and doesn't make money off the Sektur) so Andy's Discord talking about him still to this day is a bit suspicious. I also remember when Iron jumped off the Killstream Ship and he did it way before any of the really crazy Ralph stuff so he seems like a principled guy to a certain extent.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ralph definitely isn't a reliable narrator and Kyler appears to be going through a manic episode. It doesn't really matter however because it was IronWolfSpear who had all the details regarding the Vegas trip. Now I'm not sure I believe the way Iron painted himself as the Chad in every single scenario but the rest of the details line up pretty well. This is a guy who had effectively logged off (and doesn't make money off the Sektur) so Andy's Discord talking about him still to this day is a bit suspicious. I also remember when Iron jumped off the Killstream Ship and he did it way before any of the really crazy Ralph stuff so he seems like a principled guy to a certain extent.

Ironwolfspear still owes me the recording of the discord trials that he did in Ralph's discord where Honorable Judge Gunt precided over an egirl dispute. He represented his client as an attorney and he said he isnt going to release the recordings due to priviledged attorney client communication. So on the track record of him releasing stuff its pretty bad. He should just go ahead and drop everything or shut the fuck up.

 

[BigPeanut]

COACH BROS URGENT ALERT: what the fuck was that song that either Josh or the KC played about coach redpill. It was one of those neo fascist folk songs and it said “they took our coach away” as one of the major lines?!?!?!

So does no one have any clue what I’m talking about? I swear it was janny josh who played it during one of his streams.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Also Andy loves his cats more than Nick does his own children.

Just like Lenny.
Ashton: Take off your balldo Andy. The air is nice.
Andy: Ashton tell me how it will bbbbee at the casino Ashton. Cuse I got you and you ggggot me.
Ashton: raises his gun as Ralph hollers in the distance.
Ashton: It will be a magnificent casino where the house always wins.
Andy: Will there be coke and black hookers and kitties at the casino Ashton?
Ashton: Crying, yes Warski there'll be plenty of kitties for you to play with and coke for you to snort.
BANG

 

[gaystoner]

People may be trying to dance on kinocasino graves but having a hooker party in Vegas is considered 'normal' in American culture. We elected Trump knowing he paid off a hooker and having it be a mainstream media story thats verified.

In terms of show success...They've had some really big shows and have made some major connections while not trying to put themselves as 'we're so good and righteous' so any guest they've had on knows it's a bit of a back-alley venture. Election stream they had almost 10k viewers or something for hours and their variety has been interesting to see.

 

[BigPeanut]

People may be trying to dance on kinocasino graves but having a hooker party in Vegas is considered 'normal' in American culture. We elected Trump knowing he paid off a hooker and having it be a mainstream media story thats verified.

Watch less movies and touch grass nigger + those faggot are cuckcanucks so it’s not ok for them even if it’s ok for me.

 

[All becomes gunt]

People may be trying to dance on kinocasino graves but having a hooker party in Vegas is considered 'normal' in American culture. We elected Trump knowing he paid off a hooker and having it be a mainstream media story thats verified.

In terms of show success...They've had some really big shows and have made some major connections while not trying to put themselves as 'we're so good and righteous' so any guest they've had on knows it's a bit of a back-alley venture. Election stream they had almost 10k viewers or something for hours and their variety has been interesting to see.

Again its not about that, you are missing the bigger picture here.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

People may be trying to dance on kinocasino graves but having a hooker party in Vegas is considered 'normal' in American culture. We elected Trump knowing he paid off a hooker and having it be a mainstream media story thats verified.

In terms of show success...They've had some really big shows and have made some major connections while not trying to put themselves as 'we're so good and righteous' so any guest they've had on knows it's a bit of a back-alley venture. Election stream they had almost 10k viewers or something for hours and their variety has been interesting to see.

I think they'll be fine. PPP is naturally funny and Andy is a retarded phoenix. At some point they'll rip off the bandaid, everyone will make fun of them for a little bit and then it'll probably be business as usual.

Just because I enjoy their show doesn't mean I'm not allowed to laugh at the idea of some paypig losing his virginity to a black hooker with PPP watching while cramming chips into his maw.

 

[BigPeanut]

I think they'll be fine. PPP is naturally funny and Andy is a retarded phoenix. At some point they'll rip off the bandaid, everyone will make fun of them for a little bit and then it'll probably be business as usual.

Just because I enjoy their show doesn't mean I'm not allowed to laugh at the idea of some paypig losing his virginity to a black hooker with PPP watching while cramming chips into his maw.

NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DEFEND THEM AND CALL IT A NOTHING BURGER IF YOU ENJOY THEIR CONTENT, DADDIES NEED US DADDIES NEED TO SNEED AND BE FEED BY US, WE MUST KILL AND RAPE ANY CHUDS LAUGHING ABOUT THIS!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Andy stuttering while he teaches Gorgoth how to lay pipe for the first time will never not be funny

 

[BigPeanut]

Andy stuttering while he teaches Gorgoth how to lay pipe for the first time will never not be funny

A-A-ASSHTOOOON WHOAAAAAAA BUDDYYYY THAYS A B-BIG P-PIG COCK IN THAT N-N-NIGGER PUSSY AW FAWK BUDDY

OH YEAH ANDY BUD AUNTIE JEMIMA IS FELTED THERE SHE IS BUD, SUFFAH NIGGER COOCHIE

ASHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON M-METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR 20 THRUSTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Part 2: the finisher

AIM AIM AIM YOUR COCK IN HER PUSSY GORGOTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUD! STAY THE FUCK INSIDE STAY THE FUCK INSIDE, WE WILL CUM OURSEEEELVED WE WILL FUCKING CUM

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

I'd guess we won't get a show till Tuesday when Nick enters his plea. If we don't then it's safe to say PPP killed tardski in a fit of rage, or tardski overdosed on coke and boxed wine.

I mean... i don't think PPP can jerk off. Where is he gonna find his PPPenis in all these fat folds. Best he can go for is touch gunts with the nigger prostitute and eat potato chips.

I'm just imaging PPP trying to fuck a hooker like the boogie clip only he can do a pump or two before he's out of breath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV1b-CkZhUg

 

[urr13 account]

Andy stuttering while he teaches Gorgoth how to lay pipe for the first time will never not be funny

Even as someone who enjoys the show I never understood the one or two guys always dropping $150+ in subs on each show, finding out that one of them lost their virginity with Andy physically guiding the dude like he was showing him how to do a golf swing explains it.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

You know they were all using their internet names in person which makes it even funnier.

The idea that they created a monster in Gorgoth by flipping his perv switch is amusing. Imagine him begging masochist for more hooker money as he can't get enough of his new found joy.

 

[BigPeanut]

Even as someone who enjoys the show I never understood the one or two guys always dropping $150+ in subs on each show, finding out that one of them lost their virginity with Andy physically guiding the dude like he was showing him how to do a golf swing explains it.

Pay pigs are fucking disgusting freaks even those who donate to dear leader Josh. I can’t imagine the levels of pathetic it takes to give money to e-celebs. If I had 600 billion dollars I wouldn’t give one cent to a live-streamer.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Even as someone who enjoys the show I never understood the one or two guys always dropping $150+ in subs on each show, finding out that one of them lost their virginity with Andy physically guiding the dude like he was showing him how to do a golf swing explains it.

I'd gift a million subs to get that experience. But, Ashton has to sing Hava Nagila to me while Andy helps me fuck the hooker. We can't have Gabe upset that he wasn't invited to the satanic ritual.

 

[BraziliqnClaytonBigsby]

The fact there hasn't been a show since these allegations have come out speaks volumes. Either Andy is on a bender or they trying to figure out how to play this out. Either way, the seed of their demise is now sown....an e-whore. Every. Single.Time.