Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Dean Pentel said:
I studied knife fighting for a bit (as in defending yourself from edged weapon attacks or how to cripple/kill someone with a knife) and I quickly learned two things: the best defense against an attacker armed with a knife is making a lot of space between you two damn quick, and if someone pulls a knife on you, if you pull one out yourself thinking it's going to go like some shit you did in a kali class, you're fucking retarded and you deserve what happens to you.
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I've trained in Kyokushin karate for 15 years and sensei taught us that the only thing to do when we see someone pull out a knife is to run and the only effective way to fend off a knife attacker is with a longer blade but you don't see people walking around with swords anymore so that's a moot point anyway.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
but you don't see people walking around with swords anymore so that's a moot point anyway.
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I’m sure Pat would say that’s for the best, as a sword is the only blade long enough to cleave through his massive fatty torso.

While others wrote passable sci-fi I studied the blade. Enjoy the riposte, stalker child.
 
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YEAH 28 MILWAUKEE COPS
PULLING UP IN BLACK
FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS
POLICE HELICOPTERS LANDING

HOOLIGANS BAR
IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
MILWAUKEE PD ARE GONNA FUCK STALKERCHILD BUTTS
LOOKIN FOR ROBERT PRONGAY
GONNA FUCK ROBERT PRONGAY'S BUTT
YEAH WILD BUFF COOL MILWAUKEE COPS
GONNA FUCK STALKERCHILD BUTT
 
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Judge Holden said:
YEAH 28 MILWAUKEE COPS
PULLING UP IN BLACK
FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS
POLICE HELICOPTERS LANDING

HOOLIGANS BAR
IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
MILWAUKEE PD ARE GONNA FUCK STALKERCHILD BUTTS
LOOKIN FOR ROBERT PRONGAY
GONNA FUCK ROBERT PRONGAY'S BUTT
YEAH WILD BUFF COOL MILWAUKEE COPS
GONNA FUCK STALKERCHILD BUTT
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Guess I know what my Suno credits are getting used for today.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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YEAH 28 MILWAUKEE COPS
PULLING UP IN BLACK
FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS
POLICE HELICOPTERS LANDING

HOOLIGANS BAR
IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
MILWAUKEE PD ARE GONNA FUCK STALKERCHILD BUTTS
LOOKIN FOR ROBERT PRONGAY
GONNA FUCK ROBERT PRONGAY'S BUTT
YEAH WILD BUFF COOL MILWAUKEE COPS
GONNA FUCK STALKERCHILD BUTT
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Reminder 1k+ that Rick got arrested for making death threats to PCJ, Adrienne and Annabelle in 2011. He also self-SWATs himself, cheat in marathons and still end up last place; plays with Sci-fi toys even in his 40s; selfies himself in the gym to pretend that his fat bitch tits does actually exercise; being an actual tough guy that will spoonfed your teeth; can’t even reload a gun properly; making rape threats and death threats everywhere; sued 60 John Does; gets cucked; and paid thousands to get unbanned on Xitter.

He’s also a fat, retarded and poor, unemployed nigger with bitch tits that still lives in a half-hovel.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
I've trained in Kyokushin karate for 15 years and sensei taught us that the only thing to do when we see someone pull out a knife is to run and the only effective way to fend off a knife attacker is with a longer blade but you don't see people walking around with swords anymore so that's a moot point anyway.
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With knife-crime soaring in Europe because we are gun-less cucks that let in hordes of arab young men, I would endorse a comeback of men going outside with a sabre.

But yeah, knifes are fucking dangerous. Slices are not the problem, stabs are. Tons of organs that can be mortally wounded even through a stab with a short knife. And even if it hits flesh, you can lose a lot of blood. With knives, even moreso than with "normal" physical altercations, the winning move is not to play if you can avoid it in any way.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
I'm willing to bet that Patrick Tomantits (and probably a good amount of others) think that knife fights commonly happen like duels featured in TV or movies.
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This dumb fat fuck probably thinks it's like the choreographed knife fight scene in Michael Jackson's video for "Beat It."
Divine right to rule said:
But yeah, knifes are fucking dangerous. Slices are not the problem, stabs are. Tons of organs that can be mortally wounded even through a stab with a short knife.
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And that can be REALLY short. I knew someone who got stabbed in the back during an attempted mugging with nothing but a box cutter and it was something like a millimeter from puncturing a lung. It ended up being nothing much more than a bloody mess and a fairly deep gash, but it could have gone a lot worse and he had to spend a while in the ER while they looked for complications.
 
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AnOminous said:
This dumb fat fuck probably thinks it's like the choreographed knife fight scene in Michael Jackson's video for "Beat It."

And that can be REALLY short. I knew someone who got stabbed in the back during an attempted mugging with nothing but a box cutter and it was something like a millimeter from puncturing a lung. It ended up being nothing much more than a bloody mess and a fairly deep gash, but it could have gone a lot worse and he had to spend a while in the ER while they looked for complications.
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For the average person there really isn't a whole hell of a lot of space between the surface of the skin and everything underneath it, and just about every spot on your torso will get fucked up from a stab wound. If you take a belly wound and wind up getting your colon fucked up, the solution to not die of sepsis is to have your entire abdominal cavity emptied, sprayed the fuck out, and your innards stitched back up before being dropped back in.
 
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AnOminous said:
This dumb fat fuck probably thinks it's like the choreographed knife fight scene in Michael Jackson's video for "Beat It."
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He thinks it's like the knife fight scene from Under Siege where Steven Seagal (the Fatrick Hamlinson of the movie industry) and Tommy Lee Jones spazz around with a knife until Seagal slams his blade right through the atalker child's head.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
cheat in marathons and still end up last place;
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Wrong twice more, stalker. I didn't end up last place.

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plays with Sci-fi toys even in his 40s; selfies himself in the gym to pretend that his fat bitch tits does actually exercise
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Edit Bonus: 2 less commonly posted gym pics and one where Pat is playing nerdy shit with his "friend" - most likely just an albino basketball-american waiting for the beans he had for lunch to achieve maximum gaseous pressure- where Pat looks specially retarded):

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Judge Holden said:
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I am now chuckling at the idea of Hoolie's full to the gills. I understand he thinks it's a low single digit number of people laughing at him, but I'm picturing stlaker carpools, a line around the block, parking lots over-full with cars sporting out-of-state plates, and people getting turned away at the door for fire code reasons... and then the fucking prison busses they'd have to commandeer to haul all of the felonious stalker children away.
 
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oopsie doodle said:
I am now chuckling at the idea of Hoolie's full to the gills. I understand he thinks it's a low single digit number of people laughing at him, but I'm picturing stlaker carpools, a line around the block, parking lots over-full with cars sporting out-of-state plates, and people getting turned away at the door for fire code reasons... and then the fucking prison busses they'd have to commandeer to haul all of the felonious stalker children away.
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It looks like Hoolies has little parking, the Stalker Social might have to overflow to a tailgate party down the block
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