Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DickMain]

Take that as you might. But I have been in continuous Duloxetine for only 2 weeks and it's already shielding me from alcohol interactions. Which means Balldo is such a retarded addicted piece of shit that he cant go for 2 weeks without getting shitfaced and skipping doc recommendations.

hey google can you tell me who the fuck asked

 

[Vect]

This seems to be his new cope.

The statement is pretty good imo. When Balldo was a no one, he hated David for his abuse of power. When Balldo became sorta rich and famous, Balldo repeated (on a smaller scale) the sins of David. He’s not denying (in this post) his sins of the flesh; he’s acknowledging that he has committed adultery and more.

Thing is that's not really the point of the story. This is an Old Testament tale - this isn't where you get let off if you feel a bit sorry for yourself, God didn't strike David down as He does to others who fuck up because He had anointed him the future King of Israel. When David sinned, he wasn't just allowed to go outside and pick up the pieces, he suffered through the rest of his life as penance. That son raising an army against him line that Nick mocks as some kind of win was one of David's punishments for sinning nor did it happen because David was a poor father, the son was destined to scorn his father's wisdom and David was devastated when he was killed. This and the death of one of his other sons to sickness happens when David is explicitly forgiven.

So if Balldoman sees himself in King David, the argument he's actually making for himself is to suffer in atonement until he dies and accept that he deserves it.

Of course King David didn't have the insurmountable burden of unpaid traffic tickets and not streaming about law once a week, so who knows.

 

[Cornfed]

King David also did not suffer the affliction of having to.wear a Balldo because his cock doesn't work.
Clearly Nick bears a cross heavier than any, and through the crushing of his nuts into a plastic box he will be forgiven.
Or something like that.

 

[Kandinsky]

"I've had my X back for a long time" makes me giggle every time. It gave me sandwiches and balldos.

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RACKETS NOOOO

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It's predicting the future...


This is THE definition of what the TMI react is for, my friend. Please examine what you are doing.

That was their point. I think we’re caught in a loop. Reminded me of Boogie saying his mom would twist his nipples.

So as the hearing is looming, so does the beginning of the end of the beginning. What is on the menu for Rackets’s last supper? And does he have to cook it?

 

[All becomes gunt]

What is on the menu for Rackets’s last supper?

The racoons he killed

 

[tato fairy]

he is in for such a harsh reality check as those children grow up. (then again, being charged with child neglect and cocaine possession he's still in denial, so?)

imagine you have to not only be neglected and forgotten as your folks are on drugs and drinking and just absorbed in star trek bedrotting or ruining their social media career, fucking another couple, but seeing your father behave the way he does online, and become national news and all over social media. and then continue to be a mess, deny and defend himself, and tweet disgusting shit with his mistress.

they love him now. of course they do.

it's as they reach 14-18, and into their twenties, that they will become more aware and less dependent and no longer see mom and dad as their everything, that they will develop their own feelings and judgments on their upbringing and parents. they will reflect. they will see it on social media, which is salt in the wound, how humiliating.

poor kids. not even one parent stayed functional for them. at least kayla didn't put it all over the internet, sloppy drunk.

 

[Pomniman]

>Comparing yourself to glorious King David when you are a cocaine balldo degenerate freak
The depths of hell are too kind for your kind.

He let all of Guntwinson's ironic KANG talk go to his head. I wonder which biblical or mythological KANG fellow sekturrrr washout ser Ethan Ralph compares himself to in his xanny-fueled dreams.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The racoons he killed

Don’t worry I got you Rekieta







Maybe now you can actually feed your kids! Would also make a great locals stream too!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"I'm working it all out, once and for all kids. I just need time. I got some ideas hatching, and we're free to plan our own future once more."

Is this before or after the 5k g(r)ift jeos delivered?

Just wanting to know where in the list of priorities of unfulfilled promises this stands.

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

I am interested in attaching this to a Twitter bot for a Daily Balldo quote. I am also interested in possibly helping. I code recreationally, so shoot a DM if interested.

He knows what "pretentious" and "condescending" mean, but not "venerated" or "myriad"?

...okay.


Actually, I'll partially stick up for Coomy on this one.

The semicolon is pretty gay. I hate the damn thing.

Semicolon are useful; you can use them in a lot of useful ways. The opening line of A Tale of Two Cities has one.

Nick, we were talking about David and his sins weeks ago in your very thread you coked up retard. I know you look at this thread.

I love the delayed seethe and confirmation he reads what we say. It is immensely satisfying to know we hold so much influence over him.

>2012

Damn, the raccoon slaughter was staring us in the face the whole time. RIP cute little dumpster bandits. Think Nick'll crack and give us some entertainment before Tuesday?

If his hearing does not go well, I predict at least a Twitter serious. A stream for 'thankfullness' would be kino.

Does this man know what happened to the Davidic line? OR DAVID HIMSELF?

This is like saying your comedic hero is Bill Cosby.

King David also did not suffer the affliction of having to.wear a Balldo because his cock doesn't work.
Clearly Nick bears a cross heavier than any, and through the crushing of his nuts into a plastic box he will be forgiven.
Or something like that.

David did suffer some kind of nerve dysfunction or circulatory issue where he had constant chills before he died. Nick could apsire to that.

 

[Fortyone]

God these are amazing. Are we sure you don't just have Nick tied up in a room being drip fed liquid cocaine and typing these out?

The criminal penis one is insane

 

[Oxyjen]

So when is the next Court Thing due to take place, and what is likely to occur there?

 

[Captain Manning]

So when is the next Court Thing due to take place, and what is likely to occur there?

Criminal = Tuesday (26th)
Monty = Wednesday (27th)

Criminal will be a plea/settlement hearing. Monty is a scheduling conference.

 

[SaltyFanta]

What Rekieta did--the drowning and hammering bit--is puzzling since we know he owned firearms. I don't understand why he didn't just shoot them, which is far more humane.

I was quite hesitant to say this as things just got worse and worse, but I think nick is some kind of sociopath. I think he gets some sick enjoyment out of inflicting suffering and that's why he didn't just shoot them. Way back he seemed like a stand up guy, but the real him seems like the kind of person you'd find watching baby monkey abuse videos. The way he deals with people really irks me, I get the impression people are a means to an end for him.

The way he lashes out also concerns me, he acts quite calculated but aggressive. This is best seen in his anger towards Elissa, he clearly aimed to sexually humiliate her by starting a rumor that she was sending nudes to people on Discord. But he was tactical about it, he didn't directly say Elissa did it, he made a statement about Elissa and then started a whole new sentence with "Oh and hey you bitch!...". The intention quite obviously being, so he could later say "Uhm sweetie, I never said you did that, I said a bitch did that. I didn't specifically say you. Do you send nudes on discord too?"

I feel he's the kind of person who'd be inclined to be a violent career criminal if he was raised by parents as bad as himself. I gave him the benefit of the doubt and used to think he was a good guy who made a mistake, but it's becoming clearer and clearer that Nick is just a bad person.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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In case you think Nick has learned anything.

Even if Nick wasn't a lying liar who lies, aren't 3 of his kids still in single digits? Yeah, let's check back when they're a bit older and they've had a few years of Internet access and seen the 'Anime sucks cope and sneed [x12]' clip a few dozen times...see how proud they are of good old dad then.

(Only kidding, Nick will have drank himself to death long before that happens.)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

Excellent, we will still have Nick even if the real one is in prison.

 

[Swole McPole]

King David also did not suffer the affliction of having to.wear a Balldo because his cock doesn't work.

I think the real message Rekieta is attempting to get across here is that he plans to use the Balldo as a sling, to fire the product of his testicles into the evil Philistine, Null, thereby bringing him down thus freeing the locals from the oppressive control the Kiwifarm people have established over their ability to coom.

 

[3MMA]

Criminal = Tuesday (26th)
Monty = Wednesday (27th)

Criminal will be a plea/settlement hearing. Monty is a scheduling conference.

Doesn’t Kayla have something tomorrow, Monday the 25th, too? Iirc, a brief is due from her lawyer, Kluver, as at the Omnibus they asked for that & it was granted. Then the state has until Dec 9th to respond. So that’s something on the 25th, 26th, & 27th making a very busy week in the Rackets house.

 

[Vect]

The criminal penis one is insane

Lol, I genuinely thought those were really his until I remembered the update to the feature. It's exactly the kind of smug, nonsensical half-joke he would write.

 

[goh]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

Here's the one I got:

"Homie, I just go in and pee while a liar watches. It's really not hard to be gay."

I'm not even sure that one was generated. That's just him.

 

[repentance]

Criminal = Tuesday (26th)
Monty = Wednesday (27th)

Criminal will be a plea/settlement hearing. Monty is a scheduling conference.

Can't come fast enough. This thread has lost its way and is rapidly approaching the point of no return.