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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,034
Braden establishes the "girl group" while wearing that fucking shirt.
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Binx has the best acting so far.
I really hate it when the gays try to self-select into girl groups. Also disliked how much he seemed to like Binx just based on the fact she is dressed alt. Pariah.
 
Burt is such a scene stealer.

He has the shield of being schizoaffective to explain away some of his awkwardness (or all of it depending on how exposed some of the other contestants have been to Burt-types) and I hope production uses that as a save if he blatantly fucks up at least twice. Out of all the fish, new and old, he has IMMEDIATELY grabbed my attention again.

The aggressive flirtation, clearly being the odd one out, him openly stating he's a sex worker.

I don't know what the fuck any of the other fish are doing but he is immediately content and has given us a lot out of his gay future boyfriend already, like the confession he's 37(?) but wants to make others assume he's younger likely because he's living in fear of twink death. Everyone else seems normal, which is fine, but Burt is MAGNETIC.
My prediction: If "newfish" can vote in elimination rounds and there are no competitions, I think Burt is going to win.

The oldfish contestants already love burt (for all his faults, they find him endearing and are used to his quirks). They had their chance to kick him already and fucked it up.

The newfish contestants probably find him totally bizarre and maybe also will warm up to him slowly - but no nigger in 2024 is going to fucking dare to even think about voting to kick a black (minority), bisexual (LGBT - double minority), sex worker (triple minority) guy who is clearly autistic and will mental disorders on a reality TV show unless they're a right wing Nazi. These people ("newfish") are turbo, turbo-normies. That or they won't kick him simply because they want to see more of his wacky antics (like we all do).

I'm guessing that the name of the game now is for "oldfish" to try and manipulate (gaslight) "newfish" into voting against certain people. Burt is basically charming, infallible, endearing and somewhat personable at this stage...

How in the fuck are you going to try and gaslight a turbonormie into voting to kick a triple minority black bisexual sex-worker guy who clearly has autism and isn't all there mentally on top of the fact he is probably the most likable contestant so far?
 
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Is it proven that burts new friend is actually Xavier??
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Really nigga?
 
How in the fuck are you going to try and gaslight a turbonormie into voting to kick a double minority black bisexual guy who clearly has autism and isn't all there mentally on top of the fact he is probably the most likable contestant so far?
Tony doesn't give a fuck and is visibly disgusted by him. Braden is offput by how aggressive he is. Will 100% pull an "I love you buuuuut"
Gianna won't vote for him for the reasons above, but K-man is also put off by him and will vote for him if others are.
 
Tony doesn't give a fuck and is visibly disgusted by him. Braden is offput by how aggressive he is. Will 100% pull an "I love you buuuuut"
Gianna won't vote for him for the reasons above, but K-man is also put off by him and will vote for him if others are.
I'm inclined to agree. Newfish seem to be less mindbroken by US education and internet than oldfish. Me personally (untouched by turboaids due to being europoor) would vote off Burt immidiately because I would find him revolting
 
Love Slimeball being absolute non-content swinging his feetsies on the counter while Superior Super Model Jeet laughs it up with everyone else.

This is a sweet, sweet turnaround. I'm enjoying how overshadowed Slimeball is by this guy. And worst of all? He isn't likely to go shoving Slimeball out of the room so he will likely be kept in the house during eliminations.
 
Been busy. Had a question. Figured chat was the appropriate place to ask but got bitchslapped, so I will shit up the thread instead in hopes of getting an actual answer.

Why was Binx away?
 
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