🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[CzechYardManagementINC]

Burt asking Sam and Ben if they're in a relationship in confessional.

 

[Mushroom King]

This shower argument went wild, Breezi is slitting throats on hour 1. Burt feels like he's on the ropes, lads..

 

[Karen Horney]

"Are you guys a couple?"
He is so cooked.

 

[neger psykolog]

Breezy plotting against Burt

I'm not sure its such a good idea to try and scheme against the unironic best contestant that has ever stepped foot on fishtank. Especially if one of the people you're scheming with is the gay kids drag show people.

This can only end well.

 

[else_letter]

Pretty accurate

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Luke endorsements are hitting the moon.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Are you guys (Sam and Ben) a couple?"
He is so cooked.
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I knew this bit would be Burt's downfall but I didn't think it would happen on day 1.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Star is lying about her age. These are not eyebags of a 32 year old.

 

[neger psykolog]

Luke endorsements are hitting the moon.

Not even close. Schizonigger 4 life.

 

[itogi]

Director's feed has an extreme closeup on 32 year old Star

 

[Mushroom King]

Here, Burt explains his black urban raw top name origin and goes into to the volunteer fire department.

What they are doing to Star is dirty.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Director's feed has an extreme closeup on 32 year old Star
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She did not say 32. Girl. It's okay to be in your mid to late 40s. Don't worry about it. But don't lie about it either.

 

[neger psykolog]

Director's feed has an extreme closeup on 32 year old Star
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They also put a notification that said "WOULD".

I kind of feel like when it comes to people that are this normie production may be shooting themselves in the foot. Sometimes you don't need to write jokes when they're self-evident.

Anyway, there is no chance this woman stays on if this ends with only newfish and rolls into Season 4. This woman would bolt far before Frank Hassle would appear.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

They also put a notification that said "WOULD".

I kind of feel like when it comes to people that are this normie production may be shooting themselves in the foot. Sometimes you don't need to write jokes when they're self-evident.

Anyway, there is no chance this woman stays on if this ends with only newfish and rolls into Season 4. This woman would bolt far before Frank Hassle would appear.

She will leave the moment TTS drops the forbidden word, ese

 

[Yat0]

You guys all saying "imagine these new guys with frank hassle" are so myopic. We were all saying that at the beginning of the season, and plenty of the fish were fine through hassle.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

She will leave the moment TTS drops the forbidden word, ese

She's a substitute teacher and a dental assistant, she hears that word a lot more often than you think.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

You guys all saying "imagine these new guys with frank hassle" are so myopic. We were all saying that at the beginning of the season, and plenty of the fish were fine through hassle.

Meh. They hardly got Hassled.

 

[Steinercard]

I take it all back. The king has returned. The Jeet will be yeet. All is well with the world.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Lukester...

You guys all saying "imagine these new guys with frank hassle" are so myopic. We were all saying that at the beginning of the season, and plenty of the fish were fine through hassle.

Maybe. But we all kinda think the newfish are way more normie than the oldfish.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's loving this.

Can I get a quick rundown on the drag queen guy? I was doing chores and now everyone's calling him Simmons 2.0.