Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Diesel Card said:
The cwcki server says the baby is fake huhView attachment 6681323
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This is real.
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I mean, even if he doesn't say "summer" (he does seem to say "or somewhere around the point" now that I relisten to it), since it could only have been concieved while Chris was with Flutter, most likely in Finland, the term is still summer 2025.
 
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now that i think about it
what are some prophecies, speculations or foreshadowing of the future that chris has made before? which have come true? how many haven't? can we truly be sure anything he promises won't happen one day, just in the (very) long run?

i mean, sega did change sonic's arms back to tan
maybe a couple more seasons of MLP FIM are due?
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
i think chris takes a very small amount of estrogen, likely a starting dose, he's showing very little physical change aside of what's to be expected from his already challenged hormonal balance due to his unhealthy lifestyle
if he still had working sperm while having mcboobies, i doubt the tiny dosage of pills he has been perscribed and remembers to take did much
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So... How much milk his humongous mantits can produce?
 
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Man I have known of Chris a LONG time. Like since 2008.

Never in My life did I think he would get a girlfriend that was real and convince a Child. Just imagine My shock at this. I still cant believe this is real.

Well. Hopefully the kid comes out okay.
 
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Swingletonthesimpleton said:
HELL.

WERE IN HELL.
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I am clinging to hope this was all misinterpremenated....or chris is lying....or the troll chick is lying....but i am fuckin hurtin here right now

This is straight up the sum of all ween fears from back in 2013 when the farms was still cwckiforums and we were all wide eyed innocents spewing endless "what if" hypotheticals as to what silly shenanigans chris would get up to next.

Seeing so many of our darkest speculations and worse come true has been a waking fucking nightmare, but even this was not enough to prepare me for this shit today
 
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Wild Pack Of Jerkop's said:
Could be a coincidence but Chris on Blue sky is talking about the generation after Gen Alpha View attachment 6680857
Gen Alpha is considered cut off at 2024 so this is either a big coincidence or he's hinting at it. Source https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/post/3lbpjxx6bbk2l
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So.... will the post gen alphas be called generation crystal or generation merge?

That said, this situation is beyond fucked. If she really is pregnant that woman is utterly fucked in the head to have anything to do with chris, let alone get knocked up by him. Either shes nuttier than squirrel shit or she's trying to pull a rosemarys baby situation and buys into his lunacy

IF there really is a kid involved, cps needs to step in immediately and keep it as far away from both of them as humanly possibly. There is no way this would end well for anyone involved. He raped his mother, no way he wouldn't diddle the kid and/or end up killing it one way or another
 
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