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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%
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No secret mission for Luke, which is unfortunate. He would have managed it better.
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Yat0 said:
You guys all saying "imagine these new guys with frank hassle" are so myopic. We were all saying that at the beginning of the season, and plenty of the fish were fine through hassle.
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At least when I said it, it wasn't about whether they would "survive".
It would be about their reaction to Frank Hassle.

For example, cymbalta had the most unexpected (and perhaps reasonable) reaction to Frank that I've ever seen when he kicked him a few times and also tried to fashion a shank out of a broken plate/cup.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Sam clearly did not know this freak was doing child drag shows. His reaction shows he didn't know. I highly doubt he's let a person like that on the show.
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Maybe sam didn't know but I'd be extremely surprised if none of the wiggers knew. They supposedly don't want any of them to know what fishtank is so I highly doubt his social media wasn't checked by someone on the team before selecting him.
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
She did not say 32. Girl. It's okay to be in your mid to late 40s. Don't worry about it. But don't lie about it either.
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I think she was told to say that before going in because when they told her she needs to say her age with just Ben and Sam there, she seemed to wonder if she should say her real age or fake age and they said to skip it.
 
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Agares said:
Can I get a quick rundown on the drag queen guy? I was doing chores and now everyone's calling him Simmons 2.0.
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He is a faggot, ex hooker drag queen who also worked with 8 year old boys "drag queens". In his confessional he said something like "I am doing this so kids can grow up doing this". 19 retards don't know (yet).
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Yat0 said:
You guys all saying "imagine these new guys with frank hassle" are so myopic. We were all saying that at the beginning of the season, and plenty of the fish were fine through hassle.
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We said that because guys like L'Ron Sneed, Ted and Smack never would have survived the hassling.
 
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Terfmaster9000 said:
He is a faggot, ex hooker drag queen who also worked with 8 year old boys "drag queens". In his confessional he said something like "I am doing this so kids can grow up doing this". 19 retards don't know (yet).
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To be fair, they asked him to "say something to all the kids watching"
 
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hauntedgraffiti said:
Burt has royally fucked up and creeped out every new fish. Brandon, Tony, and Breezy are already conspiring to vote him out.

Actually crazy that his undoing may not be fucking up being a plant, but asking everyone their age, job, relationship status, and sexual orientation within five seconds of meeting them. Oh and telling everyone he is an unfiltered hypersexual porn star in that same five seconds, constantly, unprompted. Turns out normal people find that intensely creepy!
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Didn’t Burt say he was gonna play up the creepiness? I swear I heard him say that in one of the last couple days.

Edit to add: Unrelated, but I have a theory that Luke spent so long in the basement the night he was kicked was because staff was explaining to him he had to go, but they wanted him back for act 3. It would explain why he wasn’t able to rejoin the tank as a freeloader because he supposedly had to pay for his flight back. Nvm that you can get a flight from Florida to Boston on a ULCC airline for next to nothing.

On the other hand, Luke did plug his ko-fi on a livestream to fund a flight back, but I don’t think we ever heard anything about that flight after. Perhaps the wiggers reached out then? Either way, I think he knew way before all of us about act 3 and that he was coming back. He fits well with the plan for act 3, with his relationship to the old fish and the new fish having no clue who he is.
 
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Shiny Lapras said:
Didn’t Burt say he was gonna play up the creepiness? I swear I heard him say that in one of the last couple days.
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Idk, he was talking about being the "gay bestie" to all the girls earlier today. Anyway, if creeping everyone out was his plan, he succeeded. Seems like a shit plan though.
 
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Terfmaster9000 said:
He is a faggot, ex hooker drag queen who also worked with 8 year old boys "drag queens". In his confessional he said something like "I am doing this so kids can grow up doing this". 19 retards don't know (yet).
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Steinercard said:
He's done drag shows with kids and rubbed his dick all over them according to /ftl/ and Twitter. Not a good look for a guy who looks like Nick's gay brother.
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Child drag queens? Ok fuck this sicko. I wanna seem him get Hassle'd and then get pimp slapped with the Simmons treatment.
 
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