Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

MIC Shill said:
Women be like "erm ackshully we SHOULDN'T be treated like tradable cattle :geek::geek:" but then let Chris-Chan nut in them.
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Finding out that Chris managed to knock someone up, that Lauren Southern fucked destiny, plus some other shit IRL, in the same week has really made me reconsider my feminist stance. Maybe they do belong in cages after all. For fuck sake how hard is it to have standards?
 
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DSHK said:
The shit eaters banned the name Adolf after the war, idk about finland though.
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germany bans everything, i wouldn't be shocked if laughing in public is a criminal offense there
but looking at finland's laws regarding names i can't seem to find anything specific on what you concretely are and aren't allowed to use, just general "it shouldn't be obviously shit" rules

i imagine chris would pick something cutesy like "crystal" as a first name, and maybe try and stick in a 'chan' or 'chu' in there somewhere as one of several middle names, which would likely fly
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
germany bans everything, i wouldn't be shocked if laughing in public is a criminal offense there
but looking at finland's laws regarding names i can't seem to find anything specific on what you concretely are and aren't allowed to use, just general "it shouldn't be obviously shit" rules

i imagine chris would pick something cutesy like "crystal" as a first name, and maybe try and stick in a 'chan' or 'chu' in there somewhere as one of several middle names, which would likely fly
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Theres a very good chance he Will name the kid Crystal Or Reginald because thats his headcanon.

Poor kid.
 
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I don't know if I'm more surprised and horrified by this announcement, or how shitty he is at Sonic games for as much of a fan as he is.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
he held off on that one for very long, he didn't brag about it
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He didn't outright admit it, but hell, he was telling Null of all people he was having sex with an "older" woman, who "worked on accounting" and "he had known her for a long time", he publically talked about a book he bought called "The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability", as well as saying similar things to anyone who would listen like Isabella Janke. He's unable to not brag about something. If this was true, he wouldn't be able to shut up about it, even if "subtly" by Chris' standards, and this time it wouldn't even be something illegal that he needs to hide.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
…when the child is actually coming into play…
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This could mean the baby doesn’t exist. It could also mean that Chris, being a man, doesn’t feel like a father until he sees his child. Whereas, you know, an actual woman becomes a mom when she knows she’s knocked up. Anyway, it’s disgusting and shameful that women choose to perpetuate the genes of male rapists. Flutter sounds like a dumb bitch and I hope she gets sent back to the depths of Lake Bodom or wherever the fuck she’s from.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Ok you can threadban me with the following stipulation: I am to be IMMEDIATELY UNBANNED if hard evidence of Chris having a romantic relationship with this womanlet comes to light.

I also will request an APOLOGY from everyone who negrated and talked shit to me when the truth becomes indisputable.
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UNBAN
NOW
 
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Forgotten Beast said:
He didn't outright admit it, but hell, he was telling Null of all people he was having sex with an "older" woman, who "worked on accounting" and "he had known her for a long time", he publically talked about a book he bought called "The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability", as well as saying similar things to anyone who would listen like Isabella Janke. He's unable to not brag about anything. If this was true, he wouldn't be able to shut up about it, even if "subtly" by Chris' standards, and this time it wouldn't be even be something illegal to hide.
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yeah, and before that he would literally reveal secrets as soon as he was around the corner and thought he was outside of the truth's aggro range
him learning to be coy about it instead of instantly going "HA! GOTCHA! THE TRUTH DOTH BE THIS-" is an improvement, if he could figure that out before, who's to say he hasn't figured out just keeping quiet in general? and if not his idea, whoever is looking after him and hanging out around him would surely hammer it into him
 
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if this is real, and I highly doubt it is. That child is going to have a very hard life. Having two mentally ill parents is going to be a living hell. Lots of developmental issues could occur due to neglect or worse genetic defects cause of the botched HRT treatment Chris has done to his body.

If Flutter is mentally ill as well. Her and Chris’s genetics could be passed on to the baby. Knowing Chris he will complain or straight up ignore the child. Flutter may have to do most of the child rearing if she can even handle it.

If this actually happens someone needs and absolutely needs to get CPS involved so those two have no custody of that child. Like how some weens or whatever did to Daniel Larson with the dog situation.

After all these years we observed Chris and his antics. We could be heading into an event no one has ever expected. All the speculation, all the times we see Chris almost getting into absolute shit and dodges it. We can only pray to a deity from our respective religions and hope we do not see the birth of Crystal Chandler.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
>"schizoposting"
>look inside
>truth
every time
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And it might have actually meant something if he hadn't been a complete fucking cunt about the matter and writing effectively fanfiction about their relationship in rather alarming detail with every post.

Dragaon440@ said:
We can only pray to a deity from our respective religions and hope we do not see the birth of Crystal Chandler.
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Gonna be real, this theoretical child is 100% going to die being left in a car in the sun when Chris is distracted at a game store.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
And it might have actually meant something if he hadn't been a complete fucking cunt about the matter and writing effectively fanfiction about their relationship in rather alarming detail with every post.
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ain't that always the case? nobody listens to what the truth speakers have to say because they don't say it elegantly enough, it takes a certain level of crazy to see into the next dimension like this
 
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