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Is that where Adrienne kept him when she was being done by Pringles can Jon?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I'm also a huge fan of Red Letter Media.
I regret to inform you of the existence of PrisonTok.
I think he thinks it's like the Sharks and the Jets from West Side Story, with lots of finger-snapping, tap dancing, and implied homosexuality.
Can you imagine Fatrick trying to break from his past with a spirituality arc, like Crystal Cave-era Seagal?
"NoooOOooo, child, this metallic kaftan is not three sizes too small and my quartz pendant is not from a vending machine! Enjoy un-balanced chakras, low-vibrational stalker!"
Democrat Fred Durst.
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Thats not fair to Seagal. He's certainly lighter than Fatrick.
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It would be at least remotely respectable to finish at all while being as fat as Rick is, but the fact he had to cheat to get even that pitiful result is embarrassing. And he boasts about that fat performance.
Lmao amazing this fatass could even fit in that alley. He looks like an absolute faggot, even more than usual.
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I know it's pulling the thread off-topic but can you please explain this one to me? It went over my head.
Meriasek
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His rape-face workout selfies bother me so much.
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The greatest ever episode of Best of the Worst, even though that soylord Josh is in it. Starts at about 32 minutes.
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Josh > > > > > Jack
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Agreed. You might survive Edged Weapons but you won't survive a video featuring that unfunny ghoul.
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>you're not wiping properly child, allow me into the cubical and I will show you the correcT way
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So the other forum claims to have found (a) Patrick's old second Facebook account.
It apparently includes this April 2011 exchange, in which Pat and his then-wife Adrienne make it sound like they worked on a book titled "A Hole in the Fence" together:
(Screenshots from OnA - can any Kiwi who has Facebook verify?)
Based on the timestamp in the screenshot, this was just two weeks before the Lappening (May 14, 2011), when Adrienne cucked and subsequently dumped Pat.
Pat began publishing books 5 years later, in 2017.
Was "A Hole in the Fence" the working title of one of those books?
This opens the door to a lot of fun speculation. What if Adrienne's contribution was more than just help with editing/proofreading? Is that why he can't recreate the (small but non-negligible) success of his early books? Did Pat trade away the rights to his daughter, in return for Adrienne relinquishing her rights to the books?
It apparently includes this April 2011 exchange, in which Pat and his then-wife Adrienne make it sound like they worked on a book titled "A Hole in the Fence" together:
(Screenshots from OnA - can any Kiwi who has Facebook verify?)
Based on the timestamp in the screenshot, this was just two weeks before the Lappening (May 14, 2011), when Adrienne cucked and subsequently dumped Pat.
Pat began publishing books 5 years later, in 2017.
Was "A Hole in the Fence" the working title of one of those books?
This opens the door to a lot of fun speculation. What if Adrienne's contribution was more than just help with editing/proofreading? Is that why he can't recreate the (small but non-negligible) success of his early books? Did Pat trade away the rights to his daughter, in return for Adrienne relinquishing her rights to the books?
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i still stand that pat used to look sliglhty more normal before the TDS
twitter ruined this man
OtherLastTrainHome
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his mugshot is far more of a tough guy than whatever the fuck the shit he posted years later.
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almost af if being in a testoterone heavy enviroment almost cured Pat from his soy addiction
i suggest pat actually turns himself to the police and get arrested if he doest become the jail wife he may come out completly healed
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He's still editing it. The current working title is A Gloryhole in a Backwards Fence.
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What are the odds he's been on his knees in a piss-soaked alley after being cruised by a large African gentleman? Or robbed by that selfsame Nubian? You wouldn't even need a gun, just speak to him harshly.
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Christ, man, watch where you point that.
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Yes its his Hitchhikers fanfic. After it being rejected countless times he wrote the Ark trilogy for AR.
Once he had a contract with Tor, he dusted that pile of shit off, renamed it to Gatecrashers and submitted it.
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I'm sorry as to not comb through 40 pages to see if someone answered this, but Wisconsin has a 20 day deadline for answers to amended complaints, so the attorney likely said this because the police department hadn't gotten back to him with the info and he didn't want to deny it outright. Could be the attorney had a suspicion it was true given Tomlinson's assertions, so he didn't want to deny outright.
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It's a biography from Tommy Tomlinson's rodeo clown days. What I've heard is he ALLEGEDLY sucked cowboy dick through fences.