Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 97 33.6%
  • Total voters
    289
Soew said:
: I don't think Nick is going to get a sweetheart deal because the prosecution was already lenient with It's charging.
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Oh they're going to have some slam dunk hits against him.

Soew said:
Basically every step of the way the system has been merciful to him
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For sure. I wonder if they'll add any more charges on or if its going to stick with something they know they can land.
 
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Melty Butter said:
While we're discussing April and a bit bored... her family is concerned.
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"I think it's tragic that April's family is hurting so bad, look what a caring soul I am everyone!"
"HOPEFULLY IT WASN'T DURING THE GAME LULZ"
"IT WAS WHEN MY TEAM WAS DOING BAD SO I THOUGHT I MAY AS WELL TAKE THE CALL LULZ"
What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn retards. Why is it so important to all of them to look cool and uncaring to randoms on twitter.
 
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Magnificent Penis said:
"I think it's tragic that April's family is hurting so bad, look what a caring soul I am everyone!"
"HOPEFULLY IT WASN'T DURING THE GAME LULZ"
"IT WAS WHEN MY TEAM WAS DOING BAD SO I THOUGHT I MAY AS WELL TAKE THE CALL LULZ"
What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn retards. Why is it so important to all of them to look cool and uncaring to randoms on twitter.
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Aaron receives a call from April out of the blue. He considers screening it but figures hey, what's the harm?
Aaron: April?
April: clears throat Hey... I hope this isn't awkward or anything. It's just I've got this thing I need help with, and I don't know where else to turn.
Aaron: You've got exactly until the end of this timeout to tell me what this is about. This is a really tight game!
April: What? I-okay. Well you know how Nick and I were a thing, and he had me staying in his second house? There was a secret room that no one's seen. I stumbled across it and he got REAL mad. Turns out he's been keeping raccoons in there and-
Aaron: Ten more seconds.
April: HE'S TORTURING THEM. WITH BALLDOS. AND NOW HE'S LOCKED ME IN THERE WITH THEM AND I'M SCA-
Aaron: WOOOO sportsball! I'm gonna be real with you April, I haven't been listening to a damn word you've been saying. But good luck, or I'm sorry, or whatever. Okay bye. Go the Vikings!
April: Aaron PLE-
 
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Obnoxious Asshole said:
Unfortunately for April that honor has belonged to Jewel Rancid for the last several years. Bitch will cut a ho who thinks about taking Jewel's place on the corner.
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I have to agree with you there. April's the kind of crazy from which you can escape with your life largely intact, and she's a funny story a decade later. Jewel might cut your dick off if she feels like it.
 
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Magnificent Penis said:
"I think it's tragic that April's family is hurting so bad, look what a caring soul I am everyone!"
"HOPEFULLY IT WASN'T DURING THE GAME LULZ"
"IT WAS WHEN MY TEAM WAS DOING BAD SO I THOUGHT I MAY AS WELL TAKE THE CALL LULZ"
What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn retards. Why is it so important to all of them to look cool and uncaring to randoms on twitter.
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It sucks that most of the parties involved have kids
 
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For Joker tattoo ideas Kayla can get "damaged goods" and April can get this version of the Joker that suspiciously looks like Nick....big nose and all.

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anionfarflung said:
By the way, Nick was a real asshole to that D&D streaming group.
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Only saw one session of them, but he was an insufferable faggot the whole time. He kept interrupting everyone to criticize everything everyone was saying and overall holding up everything so he can boast about how he'd be doing so much better if he was controlling everything. Sound familiar?
 
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Glad I caught up to this thread right in time for Nick's next DENIED fest this week. What a trip. Interviews and donations to pedophiles, relapse into alcoholism, white trash teen girl nonsense, imminent murder-suicide arc, cult leader theology, goddamn Nick, you really returned in form after a quiet few weeks.

And to comment on the most recent loser post, Nick, you're not fucking King David. You aren't Tiger Woods, you aren't Jon Jones, you aren't Donald Trump, and you aren't Jesus. You're a cucked weakling who flushed your entire career, life, and family down the toilet alongside a million dollars in the span of 18 months all so you could live like a white trash drug addict. Enjoy prison, nerd.
Soew said:
TL;DR: I don't think Nick is going to get a sweetheart deal because the prosecution was already lenient with It's charging.
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They were incredibly lenient. He could've been charged for dosing his kid with the cocaine (step up in felony level from child endangerment), could've been charged for possession with intent to distribute (drug dealer shit), DUI, PPP loan fraud. Hell, if the rape kit thing is true, he could've been charged with child molestation (although he would've skated on that one since it's so severe they would never give him the benefit of a doubt there). And who knows what's on his devices. Death threats to Aaron? Child porn (acquired from Vito or Juju or Melton maybe)? God even knows. All we can say is that Kandiyohi County loves their local cokehead. They're perhaps the nicest people on Earth when handling him, next to maybe Sean the Sandwich Snacking Lawyer.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Oh they're going to have some slam dunk hits against him.
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There's still the lingering question of whether or not Nick's going to be hit with additional charges for accessing Aaron's Google account/email/whatever without authorization.
Fiddler Fatrick sure made it sound like he was party to a conspiracy to commit witness intimidation.
 
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