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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%
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Siento Siendo Riendo said:
Two? All of them did.
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To restate their positions so everyone is aware:

Burt: attracted to pedofag and hugged him and soothed him, trying desperately to fuck him to the end, ran around with his head on fire to try and stop G from kicking him off

Payton: after reviewing evidence, still defended him, comforted and hugged pedofag

Binx: defended and comforted pedofag initially, then given evidence, agreed with Sam to his face, then told other fish it wasn't a big deal. Literally was given a mission to turn the other fish against pedofag which she ignored

Simbal: given evidence, just hates Luke too much, wanted to use it as a chance to get Luke out.

Luke is the only viable fish left.
 
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Character said:
They've been glazing him for a while now, and mostly unironically I think. All the talk about him being a good contestant and a real lion etc. has been going on since the cell.
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Yeah they started blurring the line between instilling fake confidence and then actually hyping him up, I think they were rapidly looking for a champion to push after Alex left. Hard to tell what they are thinking, maybe due to Sam and Jet having different ideas on what the show should be.
 
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Symbol... Symbol... Symbol... Simbal... Symbol... Symbol...

The ego death. The slow, gradual acceptance that he was not making this out alive. Binx's excitement mirroring my own, hiding her smile behind her hands. Luke's barely hidden delight. The sweet revenge. The poetic justice. The knowledge that the majority of the people behind him voted him out and were watching this happen to him. The slow boil. The frog sinking and accepting his fate after hoping around this hellish kitchen for weeks.

God. This was perfect end to this chapter. I truthfully believe, as an anti-fan of Slimeball, this is the best elimination of the show and one of the best to grace reality content, period. Fuck, that was SO good.

He kicked a chair in rage once he was down at the bottom of the stairs because Sam told him he made a bad impression on people and he refused to take the step himself.

After being voted out, he was talking to himself in the bedroom about how he's always gonna fucking STAY ALIVE, in this house or any other house. Jet explaining they didn't expect him to turn off all the girls night one. They brought back hugbox tank just for his battered feelings.

"You're a strong competitor and that's why they fear you."

No, mostly I think it was a bunch of women saying he was creepy and guys feeling the same, him making no effort to connect with everyone during the earlier part of the day and making his first introduction to most people in the house him backstabbing and being sneaky once elimination came around.

He somehow made it through FH1, actually did well during Fish Tank which I loathe to admit, but absolutely BOMBED in FH2 once Luke showed up again and it was entirely his fault. He fumbled at the finish line when he was faced with actual competition (Luke). At the crux of his character, Luke's mere presence reminded his kryptonite. Not Frank, not TTS, not the idea that thousands of people on the internet thought he was a groping creep. His greatest rival was Luke and when presented with the chance to battle him once more, our hero showed his true colors and could not withstand being in his vicinity again. He could not grow beyond this one point. And for that, he fell. Harder than he has ever fallen before.

"We had a team! We had a pack! The fuck!" His inability to play the social game became his downfall. All the way to the end.

He had a perfectly timed exit with the computer timer and then fucked it by letting his Jeet rage win out so he could step back inside, middle finger and say FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR ME, then weakly added an 'I love you though' at the end which no person is going to buy. I ALMOST said he was a good villain but then he had to keep being the fucking villain. Good damn it, Slimeball.

I was going to give him his dues but he had to leave like a little bitch after getting gassed up by production and almost making a fucking perfect, humble, respectable exit. A snake can shed his skin but he can't change his inner self, I guess.

Goodbye, saar. I hope it was worth it.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
To restate their positions so everyone is aware:

Burt: attracted to pedofag and hugged him and soothed him, trying desperately to fuck him to the end, ran around with his head on fire to try and stop G from kicking him off

Payton: after reviewing evidence, still defended him, comforted and hugged pedofag

Binx: defended and comforted pedofag initially, then given evidence, agreed with Sam to his face, then told other fish it wasn't a big deal. Literally was given a mission to turn the other fish against pedofag which she ignored

Simbal: given evidence, just hates Luke too much, wanted to use it as a change to get Luke out.

Luke is the only viable fish left.
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While talking to the other fish in the penthouse, Binx also said to the camera: "Sorry Brandon, I really fuck with you". She also defended him with the new asian girl that came in after everything had passed.
 
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Mushroom King said:
This is Luke's confession, so much charisma
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it honestly reminds me of action films, like he's the star but in the early establishing scenes where they have him hang out with his "co-workers" and there's a huge difference in charisma and line readings and looks between this guy and the dozen people around him. like how in Total Recall Arnie is just a construction worker, or colin farrell in the remake, and he sticks out like a sore thumb because they clearly aren't about that life.
Sicko Hunter said:
There is no such thing as a "gay gene" it's not genetic so I don't think it's out of the question to say that early childhood trauma like being molested makes people gay
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its hilarious how quickly we found this out too. but like Dr.Money, Alfred Kinsey can write some insane bullshit and we all have to take it as fact for the next century.
Karen Horney said:
I want a camera in the basement. How the fuck are they planning on salvaging thi
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they really should, even if its not live just for times like this. literally the only good part of those "behind the scenes" parts of newsroom and shows like it
Cactus Concerto said:
I don't even know if he truly believes this side of the argument, he was just handed the assignment by Sam, but at this point I appreciate him not double-backing even as his support fled to safety
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its his 3rd time in this situation, 2nd in the past month. it would be impossible for him not to be like this
 
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else_letter said:
The Degeneracy of this Pedo runs DEEP
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It's amazing that Luke and Sam restricted themselves from killing this faggot because after looking through the footage of him being confronted, listening to almost everyone defend this shit, and pedo brushing it off as "well I mean, it's not my kids" is some of the most heinous shit I've ever heard spewed from a cum dumpster known as Brandon.

A thing that stuck with me when Luke confronted Brandon and asked him "Well, if you didn't get work because of that, why didn't you realize that maybe this was the issue" (I'm paraphrasing, but the point is there) because it makes complete sense. However, these "people" don't get it. They will never get it.

I've tried to refrain from fedposting in this thread, especially in Sneedchat but it's insane to see a pedophile in the Fishtank, and seeing people defend the shit by saying "well if the parents signed off on it" or "it's not even that bad of a dress" should put you on some type of glownigger list
 
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