Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

toilet_rainbow said:
Oh, shit! Watch out, guys! Troon pulled out the 5D chess of how he has a bigger brain than us barely sentient simpletons because he embraces kink! Look at how much fluff he had to crank out to prove how more pornbrained enlightened he is!
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Sorry but writing all this pseud shlock doesn't change the fact that you just admitted
- You disagree with basic science, psychology and morality due to your porn addiction
- You think your stance is revolutionary because of your porn addiction
- You are so enslaved to your porn addiction you admit to cranking it several times a day for half your LIFE and see that as "unlearning reactionary behaviors"*
Mother of God is this guy pathetic
* Lenin would've had you shot for being a sex pest lmao. Is being anti porn addiction reactionary? I think hes just saying words for the sake of it
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
Oh, shit! Watch out, guys! Troon pulled out the 5D chess of how he has a bigger brain than us barely sentient simpletons because he embraces kink! Look at how much fluff he had to crank out to prove how more pornbrained enlightened he is!

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It’s not that people are hostile towards kink. It’s just that people prefer to explore these things in private, as a means of livening up a relationship with their intimate partner. Making kink your entire identity is cringe and indicates an immature attitude towards sex. Especially when your only experience consists of jacking it.
 
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Narinder said:
I kinda love peeking into r/traaaanns2 on occasion because even in the "this is the funny meme place" they can't help but post their self inflicted depression. You Will Never Be A Cute Anime Girl.
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That is an absolute goldmine.

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The trannies are gearing up for the pretend war against the people who don't really give a shit about them and won't do anything to negatively impact their lives in any significant way. People just want you to leave kids and real women alone, fellas. Strange hill for you to die on, if you ask me.

The replies are the main source of amusement on this one, lots of talk about assaulting named elected officials with bricks. Some redditors are really asking for a knock at the door from law enforcement.
 
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Bronze Age Baddie said:
"Self hatred =/= gender dysphoria" all you fuckers do is talk about how much you hated yourself before you hit peak porn consumption and decided to chop your dicks off. Is that not the whole point of becoming stunning and brave? To not anhero? :story:
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The underlined bit refers to talking points, not real motivation.
And I don't think they are fully aware of their motives because they dare not be fully aware.

Fully aware == 41% (or whatever is the real percentage).

Internet Wizard said:
You think your stance is revolutionary because of your porn addiction
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Sometime between 1958 and 1968, being "revolutionary" became cool.
Major record labels had a lot to do with it, but now that coolness is just part of the cultural landscape.

Internet Wizard said:
Lenin would've had you shot for being a sex pest lmao. Is being anti porn addiction reactionary? I think hes just saying words for the sake of it
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Lenin would have classed him as a "bourgeois adventurist".
Found this gem on Kiwi Farms some time before I joined. ;)
Gotta wonder about whoever took that pic.
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Tragi-Chan said:
It’s not that people are hostile towards kink. It’s just that people prefer to explore these things in private,
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In private? How can anyone be an attention whore in private? 8)
 
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can’t clean your nasty mirror but you’re going to be a revolutionary. Sure thing, champ
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For me, it’s the poorly hidden hairline.
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Oh, and the five o’ clock shadow. And the gigantic man hands.
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And the Minecraft and Star Wars toys behind him.
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And the black corset over the black t-shirt over random black skirt over black leggings to avoid issues of male colourblindness. And the sloppy black makeup slathered on top of his eyelids but not reaching the water or eyelash line. And are his eyes super asymmetrical or am I nuts? At least this dude identifies as an “asexual” and not a lesbian.
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Why are so many trans men gay?​

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Genuine question. I’m ftm and I’m straight. I find it almost impossible to find other straight trans friends. It doesn’t matter much except for when I want to talk about hot girls there’s not much to talk about. But I’m just wondering if this is just my experience or if a lot of trans men are in fact gay.
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Yes, it is very mysterious, isn't it? Because the majority of the population is straight, yet a majority of "trans men" are attracted to men. This is some sort of statistical anomaly that we'll probably never be able to explain.
 
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Candidate No 7 said:

Why are so many trans men gay?​

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Yes, it is very mysterious, isn't it? Because the majority of the population is straight, yet a majority of "trans men" are attracted to men. This is some sort of statistical anomaly that we'll probably never be able to explain.
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It is rare to find a lesbian pooner these days
 
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Shoddy product makes for gender dysphoria. 8)
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I recently was taking my breastforms off and they snapped under the left arm. They are vest-style breastforms, so they literally can not be worn now without "hanging off" from the neck.

Now I am getting increasingly worse dysphoria, I am broke and can not afford to buy new ones. These were £30 originally. That's how broke I'm talking.

I tried using super glue on the part that broke but that seems to of only made it worse, and didn't work.

I am 16 btw, so I literally can not do anything to get HRT or anything of that nature.

I'm getting quite upset at these breaking, and not only don't know how to fix them, I can't buy a new pair.

Any ideas to fix these will be appreciated, and I'm not sure how to deal with this.

30 UKP ~= 37 USD

But how much are high quality falsies?
It's the 21st century, so finding out the answer to that question is very easy. :P
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Betcha it's more expensive in the UK. :lit:
 
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Pooner goes to an inclusive event and someone mistakes her for an real man even asking if she is amab.
Later they come back with other people telling her that she can't stay because she makes the women uncomfortable.
Instead of feeling affirmed she complains about how she was excluded and isn't threatening looking, now she wants to speak to the manager.

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Misgendering because of passing

Hey, so this is a tiny discussiom based off some things I'm noticing. I'm now almost 3 years on T and pass, wear a patchy full beard and have a dark-lord deep voice. But specially in the LGBT friendly spaces and with people I've noticed since passing that there are situations that I get misgendered because I pass?? Bear with me.

First is when I'm with cis gay men, the lesser "wtf" situation but that do happen, I'm very obviously fruity and they give me the 'queen' treatment (gay men refering to eachother as 'she' not related to gender), coming to a level where I got called pretty once in female by another guy and just stood there flattered knowing that I pass but unsure if I correct him or not cause that treatment is very normal among gay men, but that doesn't mean I have to just take it when I dislike being called 'she' in any situation as a binary trans man, and by the time I have to think of this he already walked by... You know it's complicated sometimes...

Other one is by people that for some reason assume I'm transfem/NB when they get their LGBT radar working on. They usually get it when I say I'm a guy but on most cases have to go throught the thing again where I say I'm not cis, cause not being transfem must mean I'm cis and just gay right?(/sneed) Much of it seem to be close to the thing where people have some difficulty awknowledging transmen/mascs, like we're the ultimate last guess on the trans-of-gender spectrum or smth.

Anyone else been thru similar situations, where you're misgendered because you're passing, and how do you deal with it.

Lil dood passes so well, she's caused an integer overflow error and circled back around to being easily clockable.

Occam's Razor would have it that she just never passed in the first place, but confirmation bias appears to have overruled all of her critical thinking faculties. The responses are similarly incomprehensible:

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"I'm fairly certain I fully pass, except for all those times when I obviously didn't pass".
 
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Candidate No 7 said:

Why are so many trans men gay?​

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Yes, it is very mysterious, isn't it? Because the majority of the population is straight, yet a majority of "trans men" are attracted to men. This is some sort of statistical anomaly that we'll probably never be able to explain.
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There are two types of Trans Men dykes with dick envy and the rest are usually white girls who didn't think being a white girl made them special enough.
 
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